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Gold Club

San Francisco, California

Some Gold in the Gold Club.

First and foremost you much have proud of vaccination to enter the club. Cover charge was 10 bucks. After paying the cover we were greeted by the manager and was asked if we wanted a…

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, Illinois

Dickens at Polekatz

Twas the night before their Christmas party, and all thru the club not too many mongers were stirring. So that left all the presents to be unwrapped by just a few of us on…

Casa Diablo Original Blood

Portland, Oregon

I still love the Casa, even though there are fewer hot dancers than before

Casa Diablo has always been one of my favorite venues, but at the moment they don't have as good a lineup of dancers as they used to. When I first got into strip clubs, I…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

A bit underwhelming, but I might return

Never been to any of the COI clubs and was driving back to LA and passing by on Sat night, so decided to stop in. Got there right about midnight. Was easy to find free…

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Palm Coast man shot in home invasion after Daytona 'stripper' is brought home

That never happened to me when I brought a stripper home--not yet. https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/palm-coast-man-shot-in-home-invasion-after-daytona-stripper-is-brought-home-report-says/ar-AASlpM8

California Girls Santa Ana

Santa Ana, California

Weekend/evening shines

This was a really nice visit. I have found the weekends really shine here. Cover was 22 dollars. I hate when clubs have non-exact change cover charges. I noticed a couple things after…

Platinum Plus

Allentown, Pennsylvania

return to PP

Went in on recent Friday night . Cover is usually $8 , but if you show a Vax card you get a VIP pass for 90 days , so free admission .…

Cheetah of Hilton Head

Hilton Head Island, South Carolina

New Year's Eve

$20 each for my friend and I to get in. Normally $10, but NYE prices. Past the doors of the small lobby, there’s an elevated stage in the center of the room. Small, semicircle shaped bar…

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Sense of urgency in a club

I usually do a lot of road clubbing. And in a lot of places I'm at there's a chance I won't be back for a long time if ever. So if I'm going to make something happen, be it ITC/OTC…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

#1 in Houston, no doubt

If you have ever lived or visited the Houston area, then you know that Treasures is the #1 strip club in Texas, not just Houston!! The club is fairly large, due to security you first have…

Devil's Triangle

Seattle, Washington

My return after a long lay over

As a gentlemen that enjoys adult venues and alternate lifestyle clubs all around the Seattle area, before the covid Disaster and it's phases, there where adult entertainers and presenters at various clubs all around the…

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NJ Eviction Moratorium Lifted

Im not sure if this is happening in other states but the leniency for missing a rent payment got a little harder in NJ this month. https://www.northjersey.com/story/news/new-jersey/2021/12/30/eviction-moratorium-new-jersey-renters-ends-january-1/8806370002/ I wonder if this will lead to more girls returning to "work". I live…

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Best place to stop driving I-95 from NY to Boston?

It might depend on a lot of things - - how much $$ you have to spend - how much time you have to spend - what you're looking for (high mileage, hottest dancers, English conversation, ...) If I have not much time and…

Breathless

Rahway, New Jersey

Good Sunday vibes, pretty dancers and good music

I went last Sunday. The good thing about this place is it has a lot of parking and a big lot. I walk in and there was no cover. When you walk in, there…

Brass Flamingo

Port Richey, Florida

Lesson learned, stay home on Jan 1nd.

Figured Saturday would be busy, even with it being New Years Day. I was wrong. Parking lot was still pretty crowded, and parking can be tight around the building. Another guy walking up when I…

Mardi Gras 2

East Windsor, Connecticut

Deader than dead

In town on business and figured I'd stop by on a late Tuesday afternoon. Knew it was gonna be slow, but not this slow. Walked in and noticed all customers (maybe a total of…

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Is Steak-n-Shake really Klanburger?

I use to do OTC with black stripper who liked Steak-n-Shake. The old white women who worked there would ALWAYS fuck up her order (but not mine). I guess they didn't like her stealing their old white men.

Diamond Dolls Gentleman's Club

Clearwater, Florida

Nice way to spend the afternoon

DD has become my GoTo in the area. Girls are varied in friendliness, but largely attractive. Walked in and there is one big center stage and one smaller one to immediate right. There was…

Old Dolphin

Milwaukie, Oregon

Going downhill?

This review is from a couple weeks ago, so I can hope things have changed since then. Ample parking, a safe location, and working restrooms. Gold used to be an actual gentleman’s club. The thing…

Mints

Niagara Falls, Ontario

New Years Eve visit.

I drive taxi for a living, & just dropped off some people in the Falls & decided to go to Mints. As a preface, I’d like to point out that Ontario has put in new…

Angels Erotic Lounge

Clearwater, Florida

Still going the night after new years eve!

Quiet night after new years night. I'd say the other recent reviews are on the money. Got there around 10ish and left about midnight. Was like 10dollars to get in plus one drink which was…

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Permanent brain damage from hard drugs

I've been noticing recently more and more in the past year or so the permanent side effects of heavy meth/heroin use. I am guessing crack is in this category too, but idk any current or ex crackheads that I can…

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If you're curious to see what an actual club ad looks like...

... just go here. https://tuscl.net/review.php?id=381778

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

Treasure this Visit

After a long holiday week I decided to head over to The Treasure Club for a little one on one entertainment. I sent early afternoon about 4:00 or so and the club was packed. I…

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WHEN ANTIFA YELLS "WHITE ALLIES TO THE FRONT"...

I RIDE FULL SPEED AHEAD TO THE FRONT! NO BLACK/INDEGINIOUS/LGBTTQQIAAP2++ SHALL EVER BE INJURED AS I LEAD THE CHARGE! NO GO YOUNG ONES. LOOT, PILLAGE AND BURN AWAY AS WE MARCH ON TO PORTLAND YET AGAIN! I SHALL DEFEND YOU!

Politics

Ya Know, He’s Not Wrong

In a recent interview, Uncle Ted said “The Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame should genuflect to Chuck Berry, Bo Diddley, Howlin’ Wolf, Muddy Waters [and] the Funk Brothers… How dare you put Grandmaster Flash, ABBA and Madonna in that?”

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Went 2 times over xmas-new years. 9 out of 10.

My second visit in 10 days, was on new years eve. I went back because my first experience was very good. Place: clean, safe, operational, bars all over so you don't have to crowd your…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Skinny White Girl Heaven

Took a roadtrip up to New York for New Years and after a bit of partying and walking around decided to check out a strip club since I wasn't sure when I'd be back. Short…

Pleasant Moments

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Weeldays are the best

Been visiting this place for the last 4 years and it’s not the same as before. Cover: 10 dollars Language: Every girl speaks Spanish and few understand little English. Be ready with your translator when you're…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Sometimes one needs to know when to fold them

I headed back to the Purple Orchid last week pre Christmas hoping to get myself a present. Given the girls were buying gifts for the holidays I assumed more and a greater variety were going…

Treasure Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Meh, it was raining and I was bored.

After a long absence from the MB stripclub scene, I found myself in town. I planned on trying a daytime visit, but had too many interruptions on my drive, and arrived at the club about…

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

Decent times and high milage at Chicas Locas

I visited this place three times on a work trip to Dallas. Nine dollar cover during the day but no cover at night. My best guess was there was a cover when they had a…

Bronx, Upstate, Uptown, All Around the Boogie Down

The Bronx. Not just Bronx you gotta have the The for some reason. Bronx Zoo. New York Yankees. The borough that Ruth built. Birthplace of Hip Hop. A Bronx Tale; best movie ever. Regis Philbin, J Lo, Chaz Palminteri, Danny Aiello, Al Pacino. A lot family from here and a lot of times spent eating on Arthur avenue growing up. Plus because there's only two clubs in the Bronx we go across the bridge into uptown and up a little to the upstate suburbs. Right now that area gives us 5 strip clubs to work with so lets do an overview. Intro coming from Mount Vernon's Pete Rock and CL Smooth https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6mdRv0ZdR8 Diamond Club in Hunts Point- South Bronx…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

First Time at Carnival

My first visit to Carnival it was on a Saturday night. Not that many cars in the parking lot. Walked in looking like a newbie. I went to the left and noticed these…

4 Play Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Saturday night out on my own

I wanted to get out of the house on a Saturday night and have some adult time for me so I decided to go to check out how 4Play is doing before the year’s end. You…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Pricey but still offers some smoke shows

Stopped at FC on a recent Wednesday evening. Arrived at around 8pm. Cover charge was $20. Mandatory valet is $8, paid when you leave. Sat at the bar and ordered a…

Lust

Greenville, South Carolina

1st time back after Covid began.

Stopped by on a Saturday afternoon from about 5-7, showed an old membership card which they say had expired but said there was no cover as it was before 6. Only a couple of customers…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Bowl games and much much more at BDD

It’s been several years since I’ve been to this place. I got there about 2 pm. Parking lot was pretty full. Cover was $3. Went inside and sat at bar downstairs. Beer was $7.…

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Mr. Skibum, riddle me this… (others should chime in with their answers too!)

Why do you complain so much? I mean really, if America is becoming all sad and useless and liberal and shit, why do you give a fuck? I mean really, are you becoming some kind of activist trying to stop…

Lady Godiva's

Tulsa, Oklahoma

Godiva's

I've been to Godiva's a few times before. Basic run down is touching very allowed, $20 single-song couch dance, $150-180 15min private dance, $290-320 30min dance, and longer times depending on the dancers and room…

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Cincy and Michigan

Yesterday before the games the get in price for the National Championship game was around 1,500 a seat (including Stubhub fees), That was row 20 of 25 in the 600 level in the corner. Today the same tickets…

Lido Girls & New Talent at Times Square Grand Opening

I went to the Grand Re-Opening party at the Times Square location on Thursday, December 16th at about 10 PM. It was actually one of the old Lido locations under a different name. I recall going…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

FC seems to be slow lately,,,,,,

This will be a two night review ( Tuesday and Wednesday).I had not been out to the FC for about 3-4 months, and made some arrangements to fly up to take a dancer Christmas Shopping…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Back at DD...... Road Trip to South Florida

After my disappointment at the Gold Club, I decided to hit up Diamond Dolls. Parked in the back of the lot and paid the bouncer $2 for parking. Went inside and paid a $10 cover…

Pompano Gold Club

Pompano Beach, Florida

Evenings not for me.

I arrived about 9:00 PM on a Tuesday, free parking / no valet. Paid my $10 cover charge, but it was a slow night. The dance area was straight ahead, and the bar was…

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New Strip Clubs

I've been hearing on the radio advertisements for a Spearmint Rhino opening up in New York in Hell's Kitchen. It got me thinking though, with all these clubs going down, how many are even going up? In the last 3…

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Down go weasels! Down go weasels! Down go weasels!

HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1tkflZca6Y&t=2s Now I can go back to my hiatus. It really is a HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! OK bye!

Club Wax

Atlanta, Georgia

Wednesday at Wax

Club wax had been on my to do list for some time, and I finally got around to visiting on Wednesday. I got there around 5 pm after about a 20 minute Uber ride…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Quick Tuesday afternoon visit

Checked out vivide on Tuesday afternoon around 4pm. I took an Uber from my downtown hotel (~20 mins). I paid the $10 cover and went inside and headed downstairs. I went to the…

Club Blaze

Conley, Georgia

Monday night at blaze

I was visiting Atlanta for a few days after Christmas so I decided to hit some clubs while in town. Monday night I stopped by blaze. Arrived via Uber around 11 paid the $10…

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Congrats Dadillac!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFDB7mpm990&t=1s

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Happy New Year

May your new year be harder than the last, but in a good way.

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Vibrators in private dances?

How common are they? After years of clubbing, often at extras friendly clubs, I had a dancer pull out a vibrator at the start of a private dance. She and I had a good time applying it to her clit.…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Can’t go wrong with the Cubans here.

Visited Vivide around 2:30 PM on New Year Eve. Entry Fee is $10. Got patted down and made my way inside. On Entry you’re immediately on the second floor & need to take the stairs downstairs…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

A Solid Business Trip

Stopped by while in town for business. It was my first Providence club trip so I was excited to see the hype. I dropped by after work and arrived around 6. I had a little…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

The PO and The Storm

I stopped at Oasis on Thursday afternoon and was extremely disappointed. I had read about the Purple Orchid which was less than a mile away. I had never been there so I wasn't…

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The queen of comedy has died

https://people.com/tv/hollywood-mourns-betty-white-death-what-an-exceptional-life/ "Even though Betty was about to be 100, I thought she would live forever," her agent and close friend Jeff Witjas tells PEOPLE in a statement. "I will miss her terribly and so will the animal world that she loved…

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Partying on New Years Eve!

I tested positive for covid! Ricky and I are going out tonite and celebrating! Ricky won't get covid because him and I are going to do a front room make out session that would make SJG proud 😉

Scores Gentlemen’s Club & Steakhouse

Mooresville, North Carolina

Surprisingly hot girls so close to Charlotte.

First time in Mooresville and found Scores on our site. Very upscale location, no valet this night, parking is well lit and on the side of the building. Walked in greater my a…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Update of some dancers

Like my last review, I’ll skip the club layout and specifics. There are plenty of reviews for that. When I come to this site it’s to read the reviews and opinions on dancers/dances. Since my…

The Office Gentlemen's Club

Lincoln, Nebraska

It ain't much, but it does the job

I've already reviewed this club before, but I don't think I gave it as good of a review as I could. So here's an update. The club is located kinda on the outskirts of a…

Firehouse Cabaret

Salem, Oregon

Blue collar dive

This is a place I'll often stop in on the way home or if I have a few hours to kill in North Salem. Easy to find, big parking lot. It's not private though, God…

Players Club

Denver, Colorado

Ch-Ch-Changes

We’ve been going to PC for years, usually for afternoon happy hours. There was about a year-long break during the 1st year of the pandemic, but things lightened up a little over the summer and…

The Only Rule To Strip Clubbings Is There Are No Rules

A good number of posts talk about “rules of strip clubbing.” In my view, these are, at best, general guidelines. Rules are made to be broken. My take on what seem to be the most commonly stated rules: 1. Never use the club ATM. Definitely a good general guideline. The fees charged by most club ATMs are outrageous, and they usually have a low limit, often no more than $200, maybe less, to force you to make multiple withdrawals and pay multiple fees to have a decent time in the club if you walk in with no money. Bring a reasonable amount of cash with you. On the other had, the club ATM has…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

End of year visit

I came in around 4pm on Thursday afternoon. It’s the best in my opinion, you catch the day shift and also some mid shift girls come in. There are always two girls at the front…

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Music - Before they were famous

Growing up in Boston we were lucky enough to have a killer local music scene, so it was not unheard of to see local bands in weird places, who later went on to fame. Not local fame mind you, real…

Cheeks

Santa Fe, New Mexico

Cheeks is permanently closed

Cheeks is closed, apparently permanently; probably a victim of the Covid pandemic which resulted in restrictions on public gatherings in NM and a reduction in disposable income for potential patrons. The building is for sale/for lease. City ordinances prohibit another…

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CEO made employees visit strip clubs and sex shops, NY lawsuit says.

Is he the greatest CEO of all time? https://wmleader.com/general-other/322218/ceo-made-employees-visit-strip-clubs-and-sex-shops-ny-lawsuit-says-he-just-resigned/

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strippers and personal hygiene

How often do you run into strippers with serious personal hygiene problems and how much of that is a deal breaker for you as far as buying lap dances from them? Also, when they are like this is it because…

JR's Cabaret

Bronx, New York

I think I'd rather stick my dick in a JR's Cheesecake next time

I don't if this place is called Juniors or "J" "R" 's I've heard both used. Any way this spot is up in the northeastern section of the Bronx, just past CO-OP city in Eastchester.…

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Which black dive Sc to go to on 1st Jan in Miami?

I am planning on going to one black dive bar SC on the first of Jan (tomorrow) and looking for suggestions from the clubbers based on their recent visit(November and December), on how was the mileage, dancers in the afternoon? I…

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Which black dive Sc to go to on 1st Jan in Miami?

I am planning on going to one black dive bar SC on first of Jan (tomorrow) and looking for suggestions from the clubbers based on their visit, on how was the mileage, dancers in the afternoon? I like high mileage dances

Trophy's Xports Bar & Strip

Portland, Oregon

Nice, slow Tuesday Night

Happened to be in the neighborhood on a Tuesday night, and decided to stop by. It was fairly empty, but pretty good vibes from the clientele...everyone seemed pretty chill, having a good time. I ordered…

Venom

Tucson, Arizona

Weird experience

Had a bit of a strange experience with a dancer and can't quite remember her name - Misty? Rain? Something related to water lol. Petite black dancer, seemed relatively young but in…

Treasure Club Asheville

Asheville, North Carolina

Nothing Over the Top but a Fun Evening

I made a return visit to Treasure Club for the first time in 2 years recently. There is free parking in a big lot which is partially paved. The building is nothing special…

Cheeks

Santa Fe, New Mexico

Cheeks is permanently closed

This is not really a review, burI am not sure where else on the site to post it. I hope it prevents someone from wasting time trying to go to Cheeks. Cheeks is closed, apparently…

Déjà Vu Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

All over again

Went here a few years ago on one of my visits to Vegas and decided it was time to try it out again. It didn't look like I remembered it. The place seemed much neater…

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, Illinois

Is it in a safe neighborhood to come around midnight with Uber

I plan to visit from airport.

Centerfolds

Worcester, Massachusetts

One does not visit for the ambience

Centerfolds is a trailer in a parking lot full of crater size potholes. One does not visit for the ambience. When you enter, the stage is just ahead, the bar is to the right. It's…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Struck out, sometimes it happens

Went out Monday after Xmas to hit up the Inkster clubs. Started at Bogie's just after 7pm it was bad. Sat there about 40 min, saw 7 dancers, interested in none. Got the pass from…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

A Better Second COI Experience

After a disappointing visit to Spearmint Rhino COI last time (see my previous review), I decided I would try Synn the next time I was in the mood to visit a club. The next time…

McDoogals

Riviera Beach, Maryland

Not as good as the Wheel in its hey day, but McD’s is currently the best BYOB option

This is kinda long. First time at this club and was comparing it to other area BYOB options, past and present. Like other fans of Player’s Club aka the Wagon Wheel, I’ve had a void…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

High mileage dive bar

I had been to Chicas once before. First time was just meh... but everything I have read about this club say this is the club to go to in Vegas if you don't want to…

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DANCER WITH AIDS. WWYD?

So say you found out a very high volume hoe has AIDS....not just HIV. What would you do?

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I'm Really Ashamed About Something I'm Doing Secretly

OK, so the 1980's Knight Rider series with David Hasselhof is available on Netflix. One of the dumbest, corniest shows ever broadcast. But yeah, I started watching it and I'm hooked. There are some babes in every episode,…

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Getting "nasty" vs. sugaring

Sometimes you just don't see it coming. This (paraphrased) was the pre-dance and post-dance discussion I had with a newish day shift dancer, single mother of 2, at my go-to club in Minneapolis today. Pre-dances... Dancer: I wish I had some regulars…

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Are Strip clubs open for New year's Eve

I want to spend the new year's eve in a strip club, but not sure if they are open as I did not come across any advertising on social media regarding strip clubs having special new year's eve parties, I…

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Reviews "Temporarily Diabled" ? WTF ?

When I click the unpublished reviews list, a "temporarily disabled" message popped up. Furthermore, latest review is ~ 8 hrs old. Wtf is going on here ? Temporary website glitch, or is founder tinkering with and overhauling club review…

Stage Dolls

Great Meadows, New Jersey

CLOSED until February

Stopped by Stage Dolls tonight (12/30/21) place was dark. Saw a sign on door that said Closed 12/24 to 2/17/22 sorry for any inconvenience. Not sure of the reason. Anyone know?

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I’ve got a feeling ‘22 is gonna be a bad year (part trois)

I have an addendum to recent news that NASA has hired theologians to discuss the implications of alien contact. Specifically, a frightening story about a group of aliens that stopped off at a Wendy’s: https://www.phantomsandmonsters.com/2021/12/alien-family-disappears-at-colorado.html My theory: NASA is aware that the…

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Help with finding good extras

I live in Saint Augustine Florida and am looking for a club that has relatively good chances of the girls giving out extras. I don’t think that there are any clubs here in saint Augustine so I’m willing to drive…

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Podcast

To piggyback off of the other thread, Podcasts were mentioned. I’m not a big consumer, but I have seen snippets of Sarah Silverman’s podcast. I may not always agree with her point of view, but my God…

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SEAL Team 6 founder RIP

https://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2021/12/27/obit-richard-marcinko-seal-team-six/9131640605414/ I can't believe I forgot to share this news. This guy was a legend in his own time. I first read his autobiography "Rogue Warrior" in late high school or early college, and was hooked on his semi-fictional…

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Help with extras near me

So I live in saint Augustine, Florida and am looking to go to a club that I have relatively good chances of getting extras in. I don’t think that there are any clubs here but I’m willing to drive an…

The Men's Club Flint

Flint, Michigan

Average midweek day visit.. Meh….

Average midweek day visit.. Meh…. Arrived right at open at noon and they still had a $5 cover. Parking was large open lot with no charge. Lighting appeared good for evenings. No attendant. Status:…

Players Club

Denver, Colorado

Sunday Night Visit

This was my second trip to the club. I had gone a few days earlier on Christmas eve. I thought Sunday early evening would be quiet, but forgot about Sunday night football.…

Dollhouse

Columbus, Ohio

Houston/Detroit/Atlanta spoiled me but for Columbus.. It was ok.

I am coming from Houston to give you an idea of my perspective and expectations. I went here because I went to the local Hollywood Casino and had some extra money so why not right?…

Fat Jack's Cabaret

Bock, Minnesota

A friendly bar that is also a fully nude strip club

Bock MN is a tiny spot in the road on Hwy 23 just to the east of Milaca MN. Population is about 100. The owner has a good arrangement with the town council…

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When do you Cancel ?

Are there any doctors in the house ? I need some advice. I have a sugar date tonight. I set this up a few days ago. I've been with her before and am really been looking…

Déjà Vu Sacramento

Rancho Cordova, California

My luck ran out but deja vu, bound to happen

This club and centerfolds can be considered my home clubs and this place has definitely gotten worse. Cover is still 20 or 27. I have been here numerous times and I will say when I…

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The Evolution of Your Media Consumption

I bought a new car in 2020 and it took me 14 months to realize that I didn't have a CD player. I have collected music in various forms over the years (Vinyl, Cassette, CD) and I recall playing a…

Atlantis Strip Club NYC

Jamaica, New York

Under Da Seeeaaaa!!! 🦀

Woodhaven Blvd in Woodhaven, Queens. Just after midnight on a Wednesday. Parking might be a bitch but I parked in a shopping center just up the road going west on Atlantic Avenue. Walk up into…

Peppermint Hippo Little Rock

North Little Rock, Arkansas

Surprisingly Good Tuesday

Only night in the area, so I went in on a Tuesday night. Place was pretty dead. I thought it had a nice layout.. Big stage in the middle (no chairs up there though), VIP…

Capital Cabaret

Morrisville, North Carolina

Dayshift Visit

Been to this club several times on my visits to Raleigh. Went on Monday afternoon around 2 pm. Cute girl at the counter scans your ID as normal and there was a $6 or $7…

Showtime Joe's

Springfield, Missouri

Thee yawns at least

I was in town visiting family and needed a break so I happened on this place. First let me say that I was surprised to find that there isn't any real nudity here.…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Saturday.

Brads is a lot different than my last visit. Normal cover charge $5, and upon entry the place was packed. Had to show my belt line and get ID scanned to enter. All…

Tijuana

Jacksonville extras

I’m planning on going to a club in Jacksonville soon, what are the best clubs you know that offer extras? I heard doll house is known for it but I can’t say for myself. Thanks

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Vegas topless pools

I didn't know this was a thing - I was watching a YouTube vid about Vegas in general and it was briefly mentioned about topless pools. Has anyone done one of these? I wonder if they are worth it or maybe…

Flamingo Club

Lawrence, Kansas

If meth head chicks are your thing, this is your place!

Went in on a Saturday with the same group as usual. Nothing new to report that hasn't been beat to death in previous posts so, here's my End of Year update: One or 2 were…

Players Club

Denver, Colorado

You can call me Papi

First time back in over 6 months and it's pretty much the same on a weekend night. The Cuban girls have definitely found their home in Denver and I'm not complaining. Over 6 months and the…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

A Newcomers Thoughts

Outside & Parking The club is attached to a full service restaurant, which is nice. You can eat and drink then go next door. Parking is always good and safe, which is rare for SoDo currently.…

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Age of your average TUSCL'er?

I know this could be a touchy subject. Answer if you want, ignore if ya don't. How old are you and how do you think it affects your success at SC's? I'm 26, and I feel as though I am a…

Flamingo Club

Lawrence, Kansas

Okay for dayshift

I went in after Christmas for the day shift. Pretty big car when you walk in and I’ve never seen the place full. Today there were 8 girls and about as many patrons. 4 of…

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We definitely have some 10's on TUSCL

Dancer Directory doesn't always have the best of them but some max out that phat ass scale. https://tuscl.net/avatars/719591.png?m=1630041677 https://tuscl.net/photos/6156a46e92c13 https://tuscl.net/member.php?id=719591 Hell, that is a 10 if I ever saw one. Wallet suicide. Jayda is killing it.

Getaway Rockin' Country Go-Go

Portsmouth, Virginia

Local Bar That Happens to Have Strippers

Rolled in around 11. Club is in a small brick building with a gravel parking lot and a big pink sign on the road. Walked through the metal detector to see a small room with…

Flashdancers Downtown

New York, New York

Great experience, but spent too much

I went in on a thursday night around 8pm there were two about 12 girls out rotating around the club. Imo, there were too many latina with fake tits and ass (I would say that…

Politics

You know I've always never been good enough to go pro, NFL, MLB, NBA, no dice

But then recently I started taking estrogen and identifying as women competing in various women sports and it's been great. I'm like the Babe Ruth of women's softball (And I still sort of look like him too) I get a…

The Holiday

Santa Fe Springs, California

Sketchy Sunday!

Ok, this was an interesting experience. I happened to be next door in Downey for dinner and figured I would check this club out. As you know, Sunday clubs can be hit or miss. I…

Rio Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Still got love for the Rio

Ok, I genuinely like this club and try to go every year when I am in town and visiting family in So Cal. I would say 3 of my 4 times have been AWESOME. But…

Cheerleaders New Jersey

Gloucester City, New Jersey

A Night in Paris

First time patron at Cheerleaders NJ. I’ve been to the Cheerleaders in Philly several times and it was always fun and chill. I decided to give this place a try and came around 3pm on…

G String

Akron, Ohio

Twin Disappointment

Had some time to kill so I decided to stop buy Lucky's to see if the twins were dancing. The last time I stopped in Lucky's was the first day for the twins. This club is…

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Best Cities To Meet Women

Just found this list somewhere else. Here are the best cities to meet women. Best to worst. 1. Memphis, TN 2. Birmingham, AL 3. Baltimore, MD 4. New Orleans, LA 5. Richmond, VA 6. Cleveland, OH 7. Atlanta, GA 8. Philadelphia, PA 9. New York, NY 10. Buffalo, NY 11. St.…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Snowy day ain't keepin' no Karen away

Snowy day and with some of the clubs in the city closed, figured I'd drop by for some shows and laps. Christmas decorations were up and the club wasn't as quiet as expected. Holiday season…

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Hitchhiking - how far have you gone?

Life in America has changed in many ways over the past 60 years and one way it's changed is hitchhiking. In the last 5 years I have seen less than 10 hitchhikers, yet in the 60's and 70's hitchhikers…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

Friday - not bad/not great

I visited in the early afternoon around 1:30p. I got the military discount for admission, $13 and a receipt for two non alcoholic drinks. I was there in time for the free lunch & I…

The Pink Pussycat Lounge

Tampa, Florida

Total Rippoff

Visited this club on Monday evening around 6pm, there was ample of parking. This is a small club and when you enter the bar is in the middle of the club with chairs all around…

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What did you get stuck in your ass this last year?

Last year, we were learning how to live in quarantine. This year, we’ve perfected it: Boredom, curiosity, horniness, and an awful lot of time stuck at home have combined to make it a banner 12 months for shoving objects inside…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

New options, for me at least

Went in on Saturday, a couple days after the infamous Christmas Party. According to some of the girls, there were a load of girls that night and it was busy. I guess that is the…

21 Bar

New York, New York

Get treated like your age 2 or even 1 at the bar

Tuesday Night. Rainy. Way uptown in Fort George. Not a high income area but I wouldn't say the hood. NYPD 34th precinct right across the street. Parking is a huge pain in the ass in…

Leather and Lace

Lesterville , South Dakota

If you have nothing else to do.

I'm almost done with my time in South Dakota and so won't be reviewing for a while. The vip prices are the same as my previous visit 30 a song, 60 for 10min, 100…

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Usually a good time

So I have been going to Clancy's for over a year. Found a barber shop close by who really knows how to give a decent haircut. The first time I totally missed it as its…

All Stars

San Antonio, Texas

I’d give it a 6/10

Went to All Stars on a Friday by myself. Was in town visiting family for a week, and also I was staying at a hotel directly around the corner from the club. I knew this…

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Stripper wants me to ask her out ?

To make a long story short, I’ve developed a genuine crush on a dancer. I have seen her a total of about 5 times? I know my place at a strip club, I know the game, the manipulation, the sales…

Allure

Mississauga, Ontario

Allure: Skip the Club and Go Straight Here

Allure is great. It was my first place in Toronto's Massage Parlor Scene, and is an excellent choice for beginners thinking about getting into this hobby. It truly is all within MP limits. The Toronto…

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For those who been around for awhile has the world always been this depressing?

Hey guys, I'm a relatively young man, hence I haven't been around for a long time. However, aside from 9/11, I've never seen the world so depressed.I felt with 9/11 the whole event lasted for a few month and then it…

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Harry Reid dead

Dingy Harry Reid has passed away, as well. The celebrity death triangle is happening quick. Harry was a piece of shit, and now he's worm shit. https://m.lasvegassun.com/news/2021/dec/28/nevada-political-giant-former-us-sen-harry-reid-di/

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Solid, and that’s about it

It’s a typical north jersey club. The club isn’t very big, but it’s not small either. Walk into a register where you pay a cover, then into the main floor. To the right there’s an…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Old Reliable

Arrived about 4pm on a Tuesday afternoon. It’s a BYOB with ample parking. You pick a seat around the circular bar and the girls dance on stage in the middle. There are multiple TVs with…

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RIP John Madden

TMZ reporting that John Madden has passed away. Have not seen verification

Sugar's

Seattle, Washington

Better than the Dancing Bare

So everyone in Seattle knows this location used to be known as the Dancing Bare. Recently it was taken over by the same people that own Kittens A) Location. North Seattle on Aurora Ave. This ain't…

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Hey Teachers and Doctors, Leave Those Kids Alone

U.S. Doctors Are Performing Double Mastectomies On Healthy 13-Year-Old Girls https://thefederalist.com/2018/09/12/u-s-doctors-performing-double-mastectomies-healthy-13-year-old-girls/ https://twitter.com/StandingforXX/status/1472988554125058049 https://4w.pub/tiktok-gender-doctor-per-breast-removal-on-13-year-old-girl/ L.A. Schools Host LGBT Club For 4-Year-Olds, Promote ‘Two Spirit’ Sexuality And Child Mutilation https://thefederalist.com/2021/12/15/l-a-schools-host-lgbt-club-for-4-year-olds-promote-two-spirit-sexuality-and-child-mutilation/ 2 teachers at a California school reportedly coached a 12 year old into a trans identity behind her…

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Article: Woman wants to pay man to have sex

I'm A Middle-Aged Woman Who Is Considering Hiring A Male Escort "If I can hire a massage therapist to help relieve my back pain ... and a mechanic to service my car, I should be able to legally hire a man…

Players Club

Tampa, Florida

In the words of Lou Reed, take a walk on the wild side. Do, da do, do da di do.

On Monday and Tuesday nights The Players Club transforms into a Tranny Club. If that is your thing this is the only game in town. The club itself is small and a bit run down…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Sunday Acrobatics

It was the last Sunday in November and I was curious about this one dancer. Was feeling adventurous so I came through to satisfy my curiousity. Cover was $20 after the pat/wand down. The place as…

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Do you have a strip club in your basement?

Phots & story: https://boingboing.net/2021/12/27/for-sale-conservative-midwestern-home-with-full-on-strip-club-in-the-basement.html

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

Not bad for a Monday night

Basics: $10 entrance, metal detector, no license check. Two bars, hot bartender, mixed drinks, $11, but good pour. wine: $9, but good stuff from a full-size bottle, water $5. Food available, some of it is…

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$2000 a month for a texting buddy

https://nypost.com/2021/12/28/my-sugar-daddy-paid-me-2000-a-month-just-to-text-with-him/ I've heard tales that such PL's existed. Never seen it with my own eyes. Sounds like the PL version of bigfoot or the Lochness monster. Truly nobody could be this pathetic right?...right?

Christies Cabaret

Tempe, Arizona

Hit or miss, but still decent

Made a couple more visits to this place recently (Wednesday and Thursday afternoon), had mixed experience. Decent, not as good as the two visits before that (see prior review). The clubs location is convenient for…

Headlights Gentlemen's Club

Chesapeake, Virginia

Chill place on a slow night.

Dropped in on a Sunday night. The club has two entrances that may or may not be open on any given day: one facing the street and another facing the parking lot. I walked in…

Teasers Burlesque Palace

Winnipeg, Manitoba

2 girls, 1 dance

Not the first time here as I lived here in the past, but have not been for 5+ years. Walked in the door at 9PM and there is a door person there and 5 dollar…

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Philly 2AMer. 2 Dead.

Video: https://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/2-men-shot-dead-outside-northeast-philly-strip-club/3090386/

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

‘Twas the night after Christmas

This was my second visit to Hong Kong in two months after two years between visits because of you know what. I’ll go into a little more detail on accommodations and border crossing because a…

Rick's Cabaret

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Ricks Cabaret - ok

I’m from Tampa, so maybe I have high standards, but Rick’s was ok. I got there around 11 PM on a Sunday. At first, it was just the girl dancing on stage and there wasn’t…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

Christmas travel detour

Stopped at Treasures for the first time in two years on my way north. There are several motels very near the club, one literally right across the street and two more that could be walked…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Tattletales From the Crypt

Hello my pretties. This will be a compilation of multiple visits to what I believe is the longest running strip club in Atlanta. Tattletales has never been one of my favorite clubs.…

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At what point do you give up on texting her anymore?

Sometimes for me after a while I start to take the hint that she might not be interested anymore. I'll take a recent chat from a stripper I got her number for OTC. It's started off just fine I thought…

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Elizabeth Hurley - Hot Pink Dress / MILF to the MAX

Not a single day goes by where I see on my newsfeed that Elizabeth Hurley is half naked posting selfies. I usually ignore it but today I took a look and wow, that is a "barely there" dress and…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

A view from the barstool by a weekday regular

I posted my first review under the title Experience of a weekday regular, where there was a good string of comments about my review (most good, one negative). I recommend you find that post from November…

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Something for Motorhead: BOURBON

Another rock group getting into the bourbon/whisk(e)y business. https://whiskeyraiders.com/bourbon/motorhead-ace-spades-bourbon/

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Cheetah, cheetah everywhere. It’s like the opposite brand recognition of Deja Vu

After hitting two of the Pompano Big Three on Friday afternoon, and a repeat visit for me at cheetah pompano Sunday afternoon around 4p, my buddies and I were down to our last night in…

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Required SC gear: SCW in my LLP

Jules : I want you to go in that bag, and find my wallet. Pumpkin : Which one is it? Jules : It's the one that says Bad Motherfucker. I recommend keeping a separate Strip Club Wallet (SCW) in your Liquid LapDance Pants…

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OT: Creative ways of using leftover Christmas ham

I have come up with a number of ways to use our leftover Christmas ham, but I am open to additional suggestions. Items on the menu include: - Ham and rottelini cheese casserole using a parmesan and mozzarella cheese sauce (which…

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I’ve got a feeling ‘22 is gonna be a bad year (part deux)

NASA just hired theologians to discuss the reaction to alien contact https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/technology/nasa-enlists-theologians-to-assess-how-we-would-react-to-alien-life/ar-AAS7KE3 So…what do you perverts think the aliens are going to do when they arrive? My bet: they offer a perfect covid vaccine that is 100% effective but we also…