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OT: OpenTable Says These Are The Best US Restaurants For Foodies

steve229
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11 yrs ago · 1 min read

For my fellow foodies:

Way to go Portland!

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SlickSpic

Only problem with food lists is that my tastebuds differ from these reviewers. I suscribe to Los Angeles Magazine and their readers and food critics would disagree with the So Cal picks.

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Dougster

For those of us who aren't 16 y/o girls. WTF is a foody?

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zipman68

C'mon Dougsta...you know, foodies are folks like Juice who focus on the quality of their dining experience.

I'm sure the Juiceman hits the restaurant a and they are already bringing him his favorite wine (Boone's Farm with an extra shot of Everclear) and a fresh bag of Cheetos. Then a bit of the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay for the entree.

The Juiceman is quite discerning. He swirls that Boone's Farm and sniffs deeply, salvors the Cheetos, and is highly demanding with respect to the chicken.

#sausage.fingers

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ime

Fuck you jackie

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steve229

Been meaning to get to this place, I hear the ham hocks are to die for!

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jabthehut

I'll go by TripAdvisor's Top Ten BBQ Spots in America when looking for places to eat. Screw foodies. Great food is my measure of where to eat.

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mikeya02

^^^Phil's BBQ in San Diego is great and pretty well known. Guy Fieri covered it.

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ime

Fieri goes to places that look good,but that guy is a total twat.

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Clubber

Saying a restaurant is the best, is just like saying she is the most beautiful. Only to the one saying that, perhaps.

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Dougster

I've noticed that steve229 has trouble answering direct question. Like here he never did answer what a "foodie" is.

So I visited urbandictionary and found these:


  1. Foodie

A douchebag who likes food.

Douchebag - "I'm a big foodie." Non-doucher - "Really? I like food too, but I'm not a tool."


  1. foodie

A dumbed-down term used by corporate marketing forces to infantilize and increase consumerism in an increasingly simple-minded American magazine reading audience. The addition of the long "e" sound on the end of a common word is used to create the sensation of being part of a group in isolationist urban society, while also feminizing the term to subconsciously foster submission to ever-present market sources.

Though the terms "gastronome" and "epicure" define the same thing, i.e. a person who enjoys food for pleasure, these words are perceived by the modern American consumer as elitist due to their latin root forms and polysyllabic pronunciations.

Also spelled "foody"

This newest repackaging of Third World derived ingredients in the latest Trader Joe's product is ever so delicious and different, it's really made for all you foodies out there to BUY NOW!


Now surely those definition must be off? How could everybody's favorite 16 y/o girl be a douchebag or someone easily influenced by the media (because he watches it 22.5 hours a day?)

So what is a "foodie" really?

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farmerart

A foodie is any person who eats food.

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Dougster

Yeah "a person who enjoys eating food". Implying there are some won't don't enjoy eating? So anyone who does not have an eating disorder?

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Dougster

It's nice to hear that steve229 is a "foodie" and not an anorexic. Anorexia seems to most commonly occur amongst sixteen y/o girls. So she would be at relatively high risk.

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Dougster

Maybe "foodie" is really just a synonym for "faggot".

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Dougster

Nothing to say for yourself, foodie-boy?

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Dougster

Lol!

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Dougster

steve229 the Female Foodie Faggot.

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steve229

Foodies Unite!

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motorhead

Let's start a club.

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