the "Da'System by rickyboy" thread is at exactly 420 replies? Fuckin' coo-el!!! WEEE-YAWWW!!!
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Sep 17, 2014, 4:32 AM
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Will do Slick.
I think we should try to get as many threads as possible to 420 replies and then stop. Imagine how hard that would be if we were all fuckin' stoned.
Fuck that faggot RickyBoy!
zip,
"Imagine how hard that would be if we were all fuckin' stoned."
Please clarify "that" statement. :)
Rickboy must have been pretty fucked up when he invented the.system
Rickboy must have been pretty fucked up when he invented the.system
System to what
System to pay hookers for sex. He insists you can't just ask them. Took him 10 years to figure it out.
@clubber - I was actually thinking of "trying to hit exactly 420 replies". At least I think I was. Who knows...I was all stoned and shit when I wrote that.
Wait...what the fuck are we talking about?
One time I was so stoned, I was looking for my joint. I looked everywhere but couldn't find it. Then I realized that my joint was behind my ear. And another one behind my other ear. And a roach hanging from my lip.
^^^ Slick dude, back in the day I went to this outdoor festival in Telluride with the Allmans, Hot Tuna, David Grisman, etc. I trusted my buddy to buy tickets and said I'd repay him when I got there. Mistake -- my buddy was a stoned Deadhead and he spaced.
But we scalped tickets from some stoned hippy basically at face value when we got there -- so score! Dude put two hits of acid in with the tickets as a surprise. Dropped that shit and I was so fucking high I couldn't figure out how to roll a doobie.
It was like "I have weed in a bag and these rolling papers...if I put together fun ensues...but how the fuck does that work?" My buddy was no help. He had no idea what was going on.
So I asked some hippies sitting on hay bales to help me out. We all had a good time smoking weed and watching the show. It rained on the sexy hippy chicks and there nothin' like pit hair and wet hippy dress. I think the afterlife for good folk will be Uncle Jerry leading a festival filled with slutty hippy chicks twirling in the rain while expanding your mind on acid. Fuck yeah!
zip,
or stoned.
Thanks Doug for contributing up to 99% of the comments lol
Call up Doug Benson, roll up a fat one, and pass it around.