Hi

Wow dude, you'd better hide under a desk or something...this will be rough.

#leeches

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Go to your mom's club.

Good one to PM MisterGay about.

Well, first you read this:

chowhound.chow.com

Now, if you bring some of the finger-lickin' goodness described above I swear to God that you'll get sex for free in any stip club. There will be at least one chick that succumbs.

All do, except those that don't.

Now some they do and some they don't And some you just can't tell And some they will and some they won't With some it's just as well

^^^ Steve, are you trying to tell this stranger goodbye?

Let's get serious and help nas52 out. Remember the magic food whose name we dare not speak? If the dude follows the link and brings some of that shit to the club....WEEE-YAWWW!!!

You tell em Steve.

Thay know more about that on stripperweb

Read reviews of Quebec club or just browse them

Maybe the dude is Frech Quebecan – and we all know how liberarl the French are w.r.t. sex – he probably thought nothing of it to just come out and ask.

None of the clubs offer sex, but some of the dancers do.

Shame on all of you for treating nasa like this. We've all been there, kinda' new to this whole thing and looking for a helping hand.

Nasa, below is a list of places that I suspect will take good care of you. But if you use this intel, please pay it forward with a solid review or two.

Bar Discotheque Unity II 1171 Sainte-Catherine Street East, Montreal, Quebec Phone: (514) 523-2777

Bar Taboo 1950, boul de Maisonneuve E, Montreal, Quebec Phone: 514-597-0010

Cabaret Mado 1115 Sainte-Catherine Street East, Montreal, Quebec Phone: (514) 525-7566

Campus 1111 Sainte-Catherine Street East, Montreal, Quebec Phone: 514-526-9867

Club Date Piano-Bar 1218 Sainte-Catherine Street East, Montreal, Quebec Phone: 514-521-1242

Complex Bourbon 1578 Sainte-Catherine Street East, Montreal, Quebec Phone: 514-523-4679

Hotel Dorion 1471, rue Dorion, Montreal, Quebec Phone: (514) 523-2427

Sky Pub Club 1474 Sainte-Catherine Street East, Montreal, Quebec Phone: 514-529-6969

Club Juice - ask for Jackie guaranteed you leave happy. Don't worry if you smell like sausage after