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"Your cum tastes bitter!"

Sorry? What else can one really say to something like that? It's not like I'm going to pay her some premium based upon the taste of my cum, lol.

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Enough of this silliness...let's discuss dildo cams!

As an antidote to all o' the trollin' that is going on. Have you pervs seen the following? www.peeperz.com/the-ultimate-intimate-selfie/ Thoughts? Would your ATF dig it? Would she step over your dead body for a glass o' wine with the dildo cam still…

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Do not feed the Homos!

Please just don't respond when faggots like RickyBoy try and get you to praise them for how they are great because they had sex with a hooker by paying. (SRSLY? Like that is some kind of accomplishment?)

Diamonds Exclusive Men's Club

Mobile, Alabama

So I swung in here on...

So I swung in here on a whim at about 8pm on a Monday night and I really wasn't expecting much but the place was actually quite nice. I didn't have to pay a…

4Play Lounge

St. Petersburg, Florida

Stopped in around 3 in the...

Stopped in around 3 in the afternoon. Three dancers on. Each stopped by to visit. The one that interested me left too soon. The blonde that had been there for a…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Have been to Fantasies a few...

Have been to Fantasies a few times since my last review, so this is actually a compilation report.<br> <br> So...first, unfortunately, CF continues it downhill spiral. There tends to be fewer and fewer girls at the…

Southern X-Posure

West Wendover, Nevada

Past through Wendover twice this month...

Past through Wendover twice this month and stopped at Southern Xposures each time. What makes this club so great is the people who work here. Both time it was Sunday evening, and the…

Jaguars

El Paso, Texas

Jaguars is always one of those...

Jaguars is always one of those randoms that you are never sure what you'll expect when you come in. I usually try to go here after a good time at red parrot because i am…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

This club should be called Hustlers...

This club should be called Hustlers club. Girls though of 6 and above, they are poor in giving good company in private area. You spend like 140$ for a private area and you are promised…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

This place is my new favorite...

This place is my new favorite place to go when I go to Vegas.<br> <br> Saturday night, my buddy and I go to Palomino first and it's about 10:30 - 11:00pm and the cover was only $10…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Well I moved to AZ recently...

Well I moved to AZ recently and was scouting for some information on strip clubs in phoenix when I came across this name multiple times. So had a lot of expectations going on. The locality…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

I visited the Foxy with a...

I visited the Foxy with a few friends to start the night around 630pm. The club was particularly crowded at this time, which was fine. We crushed a few rounds of drinks (reasonably priced for…

The Harem

Lodi, New Jersey

Good BYOB club in jersey. You...

Good BYOB club in jersey. You can bring your own beer/wine/champagne, but no hard liquor. The clubs in jersey with a full bar are bikini only (no nudity). It's kind of hard to find the…

Fox Gentlemen's Club

Bath, Pennsylvania

stopped in on a Saturday afternoon....

stopped in on a Saturday afternoon. Was confused by the entrance as the parking lot is around back, yet the only working door is in the front. Lighting wasn't as dark as other clubs. Full…

Smiles Nightclub

Poughkeepsie, New York

This is a very interesting club...

This is a very interesting club with a subpar layout and atmosphere. Bar is straightahead when you walk in and the stages in the middle of the club. There are one or two private booths…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

Stopped by Mario's just before they...

Stopped by Mario's just before they shut down for 10 days. Mario's is turning into a favorite stop for me. I always go for afternoon shift and have not been disappointed. On this…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Dippes in for a quick peek...

Dippes in for a quick peek at what kind of girls dance on tuesdays. Met this chick named mysterious. Had been hearing about her for the longest time. She used to be.a shooters alley girl…

Glass City Showgirls

Toledo, Ohio

this place is a bit of...

this place is a bit of a hole in the wall but most guys do not come here for the decor. there is no cover most nights they will have a $5 rarelly on…

Mardi Gras 2

East Windsor, Connecticut

I was in the area with...

I was in the area with time to kill and decided to stop by for a vist. I had been there a while ago and was disappointed. The girls were not very enthusiastic…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

I was visiting Atlanta from out...

I was visiting Atlanta from out of town and decided to give this place a try. I figured Follies would be too crowded at the time i was able to out (about 10:30). Got there…

Lust Gentlemen's Club

South Amboy, New Jersey

My experience at the Den is...

My experience at the Den is the bomb. I visit this club at least 2 to 3 times a week. Almost all the girls are really great welcoming a very friendly. The staff is great…

Runway Cabaret

West Palm Beach, Florida

This club is value at it's...

This club is value at it's best. Yes parking is awful often times you can not find a parking spot. Usually te best parking option is the apartment building behind the bakery next store. It's…

Allure Gentlemen's Club

Port Richey, Florida

I heard some good things about...

I heard some good things about Allure so decided to check it out for myself. My last visit was a couple years ago when it was Foxy's, and that visit was such a turnoff…

Carousel Lounge

Huntington Station, New York

Upon entering, you notice the club...

Upon entering, you notice the club is a bit rundown and smokey. The smoke is because they allow people to smoke cigarettes inside which is not supposed to be the case in New York.…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

I had a few hours before...

I had a few hours before my flight was scheduled so I decided to have some me time. <br> I got the LS about 2:20pm and the talent was normal for a Saturday afternoon. <br> There was…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Always had a great time at...

Always had a great time at p10. I mainly go during the week, so have done the weekend gig yet, but compared to other clubs their during the week really stands out. There are some…

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Working in DC this has been...

Working in DC this has been my regular place. Dancers are usually good quality...but it's all look and don't touch and they tend to avoid getting gynecological in their dancing...try to keep it somewhat…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

This place is very sketchy. If...

This place is very sketchy. If you are in to that sort of thing... it's a paradise. I personally was a little skeeved out by the whole experience. Showed up around 9... there were several…

Squire Lounge

Revere, Massachusetts

Overall, a Nice club. The Squire...

Overall, a Nice club. The Squire offers a champagne room (20 mins/150 30/300 1hr/400ish)and as well as private dances (1 song/20 and 2/50). Cute bartenders, and overall a friendly staff. What surprises me is that…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Still my go to club. The...

Still my go to club. The vest deal in the place are the $12 dances between noon and 2 every day. Some of the dancers stay in the back during the early hours, not particularly…

Monroe's Of Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

Arrived at an In-between time around...

Arrived at an In-between time around 7:15 on a slow day, a Monday. Therefore, I can't expect this to be the norm for later in the evening or later on the week.!!<br> <br> Club is well decorated…

Southern X-Posure Downtown

Salt Lake City, Utah

Got here after leaving Pinky's. ...

Got here after leaving Pinky's. I spent an hour there and decided to roll up the road for better / different scene. Southern X-Posure International is located in what appears to be an…

SexWorld

Minneapolis, Minnesota

I had no idea...

I had no idea what to expect in person, I'd heard legends, but never visited the place myself. The girls are on the younger side and when I visited, quite pretty. Bella is…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

This is a review of my...

This is a review of my third trip to Cheerleaders Philadelphia. I was in town for work and it was Monday evening, both other visits were for $2 Tuesday, in my opinion Monday is better.…

Brass Rail Tavern

Toronto, Ontario

When I got the chance to...

When I got the chance to go back to Toronto on business I knew I had to hit the Brass Rail again. It is easily the best option for anyone traveling and staying downtown. It…

1320 II

Springfield, Virginia

This was my third visit to...

This was my third visit to this club. The dancer lineup was great both on the day and the night shifts. On the day shift both Kayden and Brooklyn were smoking hot.…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Spent a week in Brevard and...

Spent a week in Brevard and visited the IR each day. This will summarize my experiences. Noticed a few trends: slightly lower mileage, more women customers, and lots of new dancers - some with…

Cabaret Lounge

Peabody, Massachusetts

Went in with a couple of...

Went in with a couple of guys to kill some time after golf. This place is great for beer pitcher prices and a place to kill some time. The girls in the afternoon are hit…

Cloud 9 Show Bar

Harleysville, Pennsylvania

This place could be a decent...

This place could be a decent place if done right. Dancers were pretty decent. Bartenders were great and the drinks were not badly priced. <br> <br> There is a single bar and the girls dance on one…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Stopped by the Hiphugger for yet...

Stopped by the Hiphugger for yet another visit to see if I could brighten up my business trip, noticed that the dancers were on shift change towards the beginning of my visit as they were…

Gold Rush Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Wonderful Wondergirls! Don't let the high...

Wonderful Wondergirls! Don't let the high entry price put you off<br> <br> I love this club. After reading reviews I had planned to avoid but then discovered it was just round the corner from the airbnb location…

The Harem Dayton

Dayton, Ohio

Harem for me is hit or...

Harem for me is hit or miss… A huge plus is the fact that they are open early, so while the other good clubs don't open until 4:30 Harem is open at about 12.…

Ladies en Confidente

Denver, Colorado

I keep going back because you...

I keep going back because you can not do better for your money. Get the Boot Call Special and your hour long show is $120 and I usually tip the dancer another $80.…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Stopped by on a Friday night...

Stopped by on a Friday night between evening/night shift change. Really like the lounge-type atmosphere of this place. Laid-back. There was an attractive, athletic AA on stage when I got there. She came over to…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Follies is hit or miss, but...

Follies is hit or miss, but still my favorite club in Atlanta. This time was a miss. I stopped by just before noon and there were only about ten dancers on shift. I thought about…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I've been to a number of...

I've been to a number of Philadelphia clubs and I must say that Cheerleaders is one of my favorites. I know some people don't like that the club is officially a bikini club. Many…

Big Apple

Hinesville, Georgia

Not a bad place at all...

Not a bad place at all considering its location. Hinesville probably isn't the best place in the world for a strip club. It's a military town about 45 minutes away from Savannah. After living here…

PT's Showclub Louisville

Louisville, Kentucky

stopped in while in town on...

stopped in while in town on a quick overnight biz trip. walked in, paid maybe $8 cover. large bar to the left with a really nice ass propped up on one of the…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

This was my third time at...

This was my third time at Sinsations. I have to say it is my favorite club in Jax! I was in town on Wednesday and finished my work early so I stopped in…

Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Alright folks. I'm normally not a...

Alright folks. I'm normally not a member of strip club sites or reviews or anything, but I made an account here just to illustrate how messed up this club is so my other friends didn't…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Club isnt much to look at....

Club isnt much to look at. Fairly standard divey but they have done some renovations. The newer bar (last visit was 3+ years ago) is nice. Makes the bar area seem more open.<br> <br> Friday evening was…

Tease Incorporated

Ottawa, Ontario

Well hello to all ladies and...

Well hello to all ladies and gents I am a entertainer and i must say i was surprised to hear that the club re open, but happy to hear that its new owners and ive…

Ruby's II

Bridgeport, Connecticut

As noted earlier, Ruby's offers a...

As noted earlier, Ruby's offers a pleasant experience with a good value for your money. I stopped by on a Wednesday afternoon and the quality of girls was a good as it has ever…

Gallery at Beamers

Stamford, Connecticut

Stopped by Beamers late Friday night...

Stopped by Beamers late Friday night with a bunch of friends. Paid the extra $30 to get access to the back room, which is pricey but has to be done if you want the…

Creekside Cabaret

Hatfield, Pennsylvania

This continues to be the best...

This continues to be the best club in the western suburbs. Weekends are busy with up to 15 dancers. <br> <br> Have noticed more and more couples coming in; sometimes there are more couples than…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Strolled in much later than usual...

Strolled in much later than usual and found a lot of girls working for the number of customers. As is typical with dancers of course, everyone I spoke to complained about how few guys…

Bahamas Club

São Paulo, Brazil

Not a strip club. Its actually...

Not a strip club. Its actually a fancy hangout for those that are professionals. The best lounge I have been to. Offers so much more than just strippers. Includes diff beautiful women. I had a…

Harper's

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

Went on a Tuesday night and...

Went on a Tuesday night and had a good time. There's no alcohol here, but that has something to do with the state law and the fully nude dancers. I didn't take as…

Mynx Cabaret Hartford

Hartford, Connecticut

I stopped in not knowing what...

I stopped in not knowing what to expect. I sat down and there was a crazy hot girl dancing on the stage. Only one guy next to me and she was dancing like…

Cracker Jaxx

Jackson, Michigan

Pretty decent club. It was...

Pretty decent club. It was quiet when I went in, just a few dancers were<br> there and not many customers. There were 2 girls up on stage, and a few roaming around the club.…

Cheeks

Wilmington, Delaware

I stopped around 5:00 PM today...

I stopped around 5:00 PM today on a whim. Those who say the area is a bit seedy have a point but honestly I have never had an issue coming or going. Before…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

I've been going to strip clubs...

I've been going to strip clubs for a very long time and know the game. This place has become my favorite for fun, value and getting down and dirty. To begin with, you…

Super Fuego

Bladensburg, Maryland

I always go to fuegos because...

I always go to fuegos because it's one of the larger strip clubs near dc, that allow touching. But it's in a industrial area,, you always find parking. It's a byob club but sells jucie…

Bucks Cabaret

Fort Worth, Texas

Went here on a Friday night....

Went here on a Friday night. The club is easy to find an looks nice on the outside. The inside is also very nice, wide open high ceilings with lots of places to sit. THere…

Devil's Triangle

Seattle, Washington

It's been a couple of months...

It's been a couple of months since my last visit to Little Darlings and things have really changed. It is now much darker than I remember, being a Monday night I was not expecting…

Bucks Wild

Dallas, Texas

I gave Jaguars a try again...

I gave Jaguars a try again on Super Tuesday. You know by now about the $5 dollar lap dances. Last time I came on a tuesday I had a smoking hot dancer and loved every…

J's Bar & Grill

Northlake, Illinois

Frankly how this place ends up...

Frankly how this place ends up on Tuscl is a bit of a mystery because basically your looking at a Mannheim Road bar that has a couple girls come in and hustle you for dances...and…

Casa Diablo Original Blood

Portland, Oregon

Quite a huge selection of girls...

Quite a huge selection of girls here and most of them look fit and natural. The music here is really good and the girls are friendly. Each song is a couple bucks at the pole…

City Limits

Canton, Ohio

I stopped by the City Limits...

I stopped by the City Limits because I needed some sexy sensuous dances with high mileage and I knew I could find them here. No Cover, cheap beers 2.75, high mileage bar side dances $5.00…

The Harem

Lodi, New Jersey

My partner & i went to...

My partner & i went to The Harem on a Wednesday night. Its been a while so i can not remember how much the cover charge was. I know it wasn't more than $20. BYOB…

La Chambre

Detroit, Michigan

Thought I would drop back in...

Thought I would drop back in my old favorite place to see if there were any hot new dancers, but I was sadly disappointed this day. All the dancers were old, fat, or old…

Cheerleaders New Jersey

Gloucester City, New Jersey

I have been to this club...

I have been to this club a few times before and I keep hoping it will improve. I'm not normally the bikini club type of guy, but you can usually get good dances and…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

It has been some time since...

It has been some time since I last talked about Flashdancers this very centrally located lapdance shop on TUSCL so after a recent trip through NYC where I visited it twice on succesive nights (Wed…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Went to 2001 after a referral...

Went to 2001 after a referral from a college student from USF. The club was good decently lit and clean. Military entry on Sunday was no cover. Drinks were pricey and one drink minimum was…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Heavenly Bodies has a lot going...

Heavenly Bodies has a lot going for it in my book - opens early, isn't somewhere on the distant south side, and is reasonably priced (and free lunch!). <br> <br> The girls are a mix, in…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Stopped here the night of the...

Stopped here the night of the 7th.Parked on the street to avoid valet. The neighborhood seems very quiet. Enter on ground floor up steps to club. Everytime I have been here all staff have been…

V-Ja's Lounge

Frankfort, New York

I return to this club every...

I return to this club every several months as I travel the NYS turnpike. The club has certainly changed over the years in regards to mileage. I'm not sure if its the economy,…

Platinum Gentlemen's Club

Jacksonville, North Carolina

Went back into the driftwood this...

Went back into the driftwood this past Sat night. There were several new dancers since the last time I visited. All were hot and friendly. The place started getting busy around 10:30 PM and there…

Kc Lounge

Riverside, Ohio

Been here a few times in...

Been here a few times in the past, and have to say it's definitely going downhill each visit, not that it was that great the first time I visited 2-3 years ago. Seems like less…

Vivid

New York, New York

So, I had last been to...

So, I had last been to the Big Apple just before this latest outpost of the Rick's corporate group opened (unusually close, barely 4 short-side blocks, to the flagship club) and having had a generally…

Omar's

Lansing, Michigan

Stopped by again on a recent...

Stopped by again on a recent trip through Lansing. Had an equally good visit as I did last time – if not better!! Arrived when the club opened again with a good mix of dancers…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

I was in town for a...

I was in town for a meeting and decided to check out CL as I haven’t had much luck at the other clubs since the crackdown last year. Walked in no cover and went to…

Roxxanne's

Waterloo, Ontario

I dropped in this evening as...

I dropped in this evening as it's customer appreciation day and lap dances are $10 per song. Roxxannes in a non contact club so I'm not a fan of paying $20 per song when I…

Foxy Ladies - Foxy Video

Darlington, South Carolina

This club is run down to...

This club is run down to say the least. It really isn't a club at all just a porn shop with two dancers. Today there were two dancers, Mercedes and Sky. Mercedes…

Pink 301

Orangeburg, South Carolina

I stopped by Studio 301 after...

I stopped by Studio 301 after lunch on Monday and received a 30 minute private lap dance. The cost is $60 for the 30 minutes and you tip the dancer once in the room…

Satin Dolls

Lodi, New Jersey

So I've been coming here frequently...

So I've been coming here frequently after work to usually get a drink and see what dancers are on shift. All other reviews have gone through the basic layout and details of the club.…

Sunny Health Spa

Warren, Ohio

Everything about this establishment says "fun...

Everything about this establishment says "fun can be had", yes you'll itch a little but who cares?<br> <br> This place is truly run down & that's always a good thing, parking seems safe, tall wooden fence,…

King Of Diamonds

Miami, Florida

Was in Miami and wanted to...

Was in Miami and wanted to check this place out since I had heard a lot about it. Went in late on a Saturday night and it was pretty mellow. there was a…

Dream Girls

Minneapolis, Minnesota

I was downtown to watch the...

I was downtown to watch the home run derby and decided to stop at sneaky Pete's afterwards. The bartender recommended that I check out dreamgirls which was upstairs. The cover was 9 bucks which wasn't…

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Do not feed the trolls.

Don't encourage them by feeding them.

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booooooooom

boooom ! sippy wins again !

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time to get your car serviced

http://denver.backpage.com/BodyRubs/your-irish-mechanics-tune-and-service-special-30/14892526 I had to laugh when I saw the pics. Would you let her service your stick shift? I say hell no

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bagbboyjames reporting for dootie

sorry guys for not being around much. as I last left off I was in mexico but I have sold my rv and started walking the united states. ive walked over 3,000 miles and plowed through a lot of the…

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whites should not mix with the nigger its a sin unto the lord

He has inscribed a circle on the face of the waters at the boundary between light and darkness.

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Anyone wonder if a dancer or dancers identified you on here?

I had a dancer ask me a strange question. Lol, that probably won't be the last time.

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Anyone watching Ninja Warrior?

A female just completed a finals course for the first time ever. It was impressive. A number of guys failed to complete it.

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OT: Mila Kunis Is the Cutest Pregnant Lady Ever

Back to important stuff... http://www.etonline.com/fashion/148362_mila_kunis_is_the_cutest_pregnant_lady_ever/index.html

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A new word to the lexicon ... the "phablet"

Was reading an article on CNBC about Blackberry's newest smartphone and it being described as a "phablet" (phone+tablet). With the race to have larger and larger screens on smartphones; it seems some of them will start looking like tablets. The article if…

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The Secret History of RickyBoy and The System: Part I: The Early Years

I'm sure all will agree that RickyBoy's The System https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=912 is the single most important article in the history of TUSCL. Now my good friend JuicyJ and I wanted to learn more about the man who invented this The System and the history…

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Would your ATF really step over your body for a sip of wine?

There have been two threads of the Google exec that died of an OD administered by his OTC girl (or with drugs they were sharing at the very least). On the last jerikson40 said: "No…

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TUSCL Meet in Detroit--Update # 3

The Detroit TUSCL meet will be held on Friday, July 18, 2014, at the Flight Club, starting at 4PM. Flight Club 29709 Michigan Ave, Inkster, Michigan 48141 The Flight Club is on the south side of Michigan Ave, just west of Middlebelt…

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Skill Level

One topic that, IMO, is very important when strippers or women in general are concerned is the area of sexual skill level. But as important as it is, I never hear it discussed. You always hear how hot a provider…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Came back to the Bird again...

Came back to the Bird again on a day off. It was in the afternoon and during the week so of course it was not busy, but this is actually the best time to…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

If you're a mileage hound this...

If you're a mileage hound this is the place for you. Lots of stuff going on here. Unfortunately the cast of girls seems to often change for the worst. Was there a…

Paradise Found

Syracuse, New York

After putting it aside for so...

After putting it aside for so long because it was only ‘topless’ I decided to give Paradise Found a try and now I finally get this place. This is a place to come with a…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Enjoyed myself and found the dancers...

Enjoyed myself and found the dancers to be attractive but the visit wasn't without some gripes.<br> <br> Walked in a little after 7pm on a sunny Saturday night in summer. Cover charge was $10. The…

Expose

Austin, Texas

Expose' likes to present itself as...

Expose' likes to present itself as club a rock music strip club with thin white girls. Nothing could be further from the truth. Expose' like most of Austin's strip club is just another…

Platinum Gentlemen's Club

Jacksonville, North Carolina

Walked in and the door girl...

Walked in and the door girl was super hot and bubbly filled us in on upcoming events. Cover wasn't bad either a dollar gets you a membership and than you pay half price cover always.…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

For years afternoons at Perfect 10...

For years afternoons at Perfect 10 was something special. However like practically every other strip club in Austin it has fallen victim to ghetto ass thug rap and thug R&B. On my last…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

So, after reading around and hearing...

So, after reading around and hearing stories of Scarlett's I decided to try it out late Saturday. Arrived around 3am and a crowd of 10-15 people were on hand. Most of the dancers stood around…

Doll House

Jacksonville, Florida

I have visited the club once...

I have visited the club once or twice a month for past few years. I have met a few awesome girls and some not so great. Currently, there is a few nice girls. There is…

Just Enuff Cabaret Rockford

Rockford, Illinois

I'm currently visiting Rockford, Illinois and...

I'm currently visiting Rockford, Illinois and it seems to have pretty slim picking for their Strip Club scene. From this website, I was under the impression this was the best club in town (I have…

Christies Cabaret

Cleveland, Ohio

I've been to Christie's before, but...

I've been to Christie's before, but it has been a long time. Honestly, Cleveland clubs have lost quite a bit of their luster since I started frequenting a few of them three years ago. Of…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

After a month away, it was...

After a month away, it was time for this PL to play. Originally, planned for a weekday afternoon trip but that was looking grim so Sunday it was. The place was very quiet at 9pm.…

Sapphire New York

New York, New York

This was my first time at...

This was my first time at the club. I went mainly to see the feature perfomer for the evening. To get there is chaotic as you are dealing with bumper to bumper traffic off the…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Been a while since I had...

Been a while since I had been to a club, but I was on my way back from winning some money In Vegas. This club is a good one. Parking can be a pain, as…

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ot: the neighborhood busybody

Every neighborhood has at least one person that tells everyone everything about everyone else. They are usually pretty well hated. How do you handle that individual where you live? Do you ignore them? Do you tell them things that will…

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Teacher Sex

http://news.yahoo.com/hot-english-teacher-victimizes-two-18-old-males-232008224.html

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Christy Mack: Before and After

Back when I used to party hard in Indiana 3-4 years ago, I ran into a young model by the name of Christy Mack. She was pretty hot, but not doing a whole lot to help herself. I remember her…

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Definition of a PL (and I'm not talking about LMN)

I caught this review on the homepage and I thought OMG. Either this guy needs some strip club advice or I've got a bridge to sell him. Username: drt Club: Hustler Megaclub in Las Vegas "I went twice on a Monday…

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Minneapolis TUSCL Gathering

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh9hXRNxm0KnGrlk7s

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bikini clubs - wtf?

My "favorite" stripper, ironically, doesn't actually strip any more. She alternates between doing nothing and living off what I pay her for otc or occasionally works at a "bikini" club/bar. I was discussing with her what exactly the bikini club…

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past aliases

What happened to some of the past aliases that said some really funny stuff like Dalex, txtittyfag just to name a couple. Did they all get banned or are they waiting for an opportune moment to return?

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Has the Prophet returned?

Could Rev. Long be the return of the Prophet Juice? Or is he more of a John the Baptist figure?

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In case you're bored

3 new TUSCL articles posted

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weekend recap: coronas and coke dick

Usual weekend recap time guys. I'll mostly just address Saturday night as nothing too eventful (besides the usual debauchery) transpired on Friday. So, Saturday night, the stripper comes over at around 230am - after some party she went to for…

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Homosexuals on tuscl is a sin

The two angels came to Tuscl in the evening, and Ricky was sitting in the gate of Tuscl. When Ricky saw them, he rose to meet them and bowed himself with his face to the earth and said, “My lords,…

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Treasures Steakhouse in Las Vegas- Dining with a Dancer questions

So I see that the Steakhouse at Treasures Gentleman's Club has the option to dine with the dancer of your choice. I have a few questions about this option: 1. Can you see the dancer stage from the steakhouse or is…

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Pay me what you think it was worth.

Ever heard that from a stripper? I have. Several times and it has always been the result of unexpected services. I hate it because I really don't know what to give her. I don't want to over tip her and…

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sexual sinners

Flee from sexual immorality. Every other sin a person commits is outside the body, but the sexually immoral person sins against his own body. Or do you not know that your body is a temple of the Holy Spirit within…

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Bay area AMP scene

Now that the San Francisco Redbook has been closed down by the feds how do research for amps? I'll be visiting the area Need to check on my little Korean massage girls I already tried craigslist but was not successful

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Best VIP Full Service

Wonder if anyone can top this for best full service in a VIP room....$120 for three VIP dances with full service. About 10 years ago I visited a club in the City of Industry, east of Los Angeles, several times before…

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During Detroit meet.

When y'all get together, think about my old friend vincemichels. No idea what happened to him, but since Detroit was his stomping grounds, perhaps someone might know what happened to him. I miss his visits to S. Florida.

My Life As A Strip Club Manager

Ever stopped and asked yourself this question? "What the fuck is wrong with me?" I find myself asking that same question usually on a daily basis lol I guess it's the challenge that comes with running a strip club that I still find myself ready to take full on. I've encountered, witnessed, and dealt with things that most people couldn't even imagine possibly happening. Then again, there's that excitement that strings me along for the ride. I've always been a fan of roller coasters after all :) When I first started I had NO idea how a strip club was managed or run. I was also nervous as shit that I would easily fuck up or that the Dancers, Bouncers,…

Why Strip Clubs Need DJs

I have worked in clubs with and without DJs and ultimately there can be many positives to both sides, I personally think a DJ presence is better than none. My club recently changed from a dancer run free computer that allowed dancers to select their own songs for their stage sets. Well as dancers do love to be independent in every way, the dancers loved this. Even if it meant listening to the same song SEVERAL times because multiple dancers repetitively selected it (at PP that song is Kelly Rowland Motivation BTW). When a dancer did'nt preselect her song and it was her turn and she was called to the stage she danced to whatever was next on Winamp.…

Hotel Cascadas at Club Hong Kong (Tijuana) - Your Hotel Room Inside the Strip Club!

First, I know Hotel Cascadas is not actually IN the Club Hong Kong strip club (Tijuana). But it's on top of it, and owned and operated by them. Secondly, there are lots of reviews of Club Hong Kong, and I didn't think TUSCL really needed another review of the club itself. What's not on TUSCL is much information about the Hotel. If you are staying in TJ for more than a couple of hours, getting a room at Hotel Cascadas is super convenient, and it pays for itself! GET A ROOM! As described in many reviews, when you visit Hong Kong, you can tip girls on stage and get lap dances ($20 for like 5 minutes!), but most of the girls will…

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Jens den in Akron is now closed?

Anyone know if jens den in Akron is closed for good?

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WTG Israel!

Bomb Gaza and invade those fuckers! Deal with them like I dealt with all the trolls on TUSCL. Mission Accomplished.

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Rich Bitch Too...make more than $250k, this ones for you

Have fun countin 20's bitches: http://youtu.be/DwRbrIHqNaw

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Welcome to TUSCL Radio - Now Playing All Steve All the Time!

Are you guys enjoying reliving all these steve229 blasts from the past this weekend?

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Funny, and a little (or maybe a lot) sick

Last night I asked my current lust interest (the married MILF) if she wanted to meet after work. She responded that she shouldn't, because she and her man had had sex that morning before she came into work, and…

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Google

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2685918/Prostitute-injected-married-Google-executive-lethal-dose-heroin-board-yacht-coldly-stepping-dying-body-finish-glass-wine.html Fine quality whores out there

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LMN question ?

Did you get your name idea from a pack of smokes ? If so is that your brand ?

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bullwinkle

Same great winkle taste with 50% more calories

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Unhappy SC customer or dude is embellishing a bit ?

From a recent review of “Déjà Vu” in Michigan; “… Let's just start by saying that security had the parking lot entrance blocked and impeded the flow of cars trying to get in. They held up the line for 35 mins…

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A true PL or just making the most out of the situation ?

From a recent review of “John's Hot Spot” in Michigan: “… She sat on my lap and waited until the next song started which took a couple of minutes and when the next song started she removed her top and…

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Super Moon

This must be the reason for all the recent bizarre and strangely amusing posts and threads.

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VERONICA BRAZIL

Would any one know if Veronica Brazil still dances some where? I need to fulfill my all time crush and get to see her.

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Kzoo Michigan

What can people share about there experience in Kalamazoo

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The wigger troll is trying to take over.

Juicebox has been behaving himself to a certain degree. So the wigger has decided to emulate him by flooding the board with his useless shit.

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Dancer transformation: civilian to stripper

I usually hang out with girls who work evenings at my club. Usually stop in about 7 and go to the bar and have a beer when I first get there. Sometimes I'm gonna meet someone and they get there…

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steve229 is a Complete Homo!

Title says it all!

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How did you ever?

Take a shit before smart phones? Did you read a book? The newspaper? A magazine? Bring your computer into the bathroom to read tuscl or watch youtube videos?

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Reality Check to Tuscl Members

July 12, 2014 • Vol. 21, No. 193 Everything written on this site should be considered a work of fiction. © 1995-2014 - tuscl

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I wanna be sedated..

http://variety.com/2014/music/news/tommy-ramone-last-surviving-original-member-of-influential-punk-band-dies-at-65-1201261584/

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How about a different set of RULEZ?!

As an alternative to the restrictive rules proposed by Shadowcat I'd like to propose the following: 1. Be entertaining! 2. Don't be a dick (unless its entertaining) 3. Be truthful (unless doing so is dickish or non-entertaining).

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Daytona Beach commissioner says strip club favors allegations are politically mo

"an allegation was made that Lentz assaulted a worker and asked for sex in exchange for lighter policing at the club." I'm glad that nothing like this happens in Detroit. http://www.wftv.com/news/news/local/daytona-beach-commissioner-says-strip-club-favors-/ngdZd/

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Rules of conduct for the discussion board

1 Keep it Clean. Please avoid obscene, vulgar, lewd, racist or sexually-oriented language. PLEASE TURN OFF YOUR CAPS LOCK. 2 Don't Threaten. Threats of harming another person will not be tolerated. 3 Be Truthful. Don't knowingly lie about anyone or anything. 4 Be Nice. No racism, sexism or any sort of…

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What's with the old topics?

A few old topics and no new posts??? Anyone else see this?

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take wife into champagne room?

Hi..anyone take your wife into champagne room? good experience?

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Argentina or Germany ?

What's your pick?

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LeBron going back to Cleveland ... Any Thoughts ?

As a Miamian and Heat fan; I'm ok w/ it although I would have liked for him to stay. But the Heat are not looking like they were going to be any better next season than this/past season and IMO that…

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For the next time some one askes you what to buy a stripper. :)

http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/these-internet-bought-beauty-products-will-help-you-get-laid

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Are you a cop?

Ok, so imagine this scene. All the get to know you chatter is complete, drinks and funny jokes included. You like her and she likes you['re promise to pay her]. You two crazy kids run along to…

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Steve229's Greatest Hits Traveling Show

Thank you, thank you very much I'll be here in the boom boom room all week folks Lol

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OK. I have to admit...

I miss Juice. And LMN/LNM (or what the fuck ever) has been great entertainment. Well, not great entertainment like Shakespeare, but more like Renfest stuff. I mean, yea, on topic stuff is OK, but one can only take so…

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drunk dancer in VIP

what do you do with a drunk dancer in VIP? recent trip dancer was wasted and just laid across my lap the whole time. was tempted to "play" a little, but I'm not the kind to take advantage…

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Top 10 Reasons Not to be a Stripper

Given the title, I was prepared to dislike these videos by a former stripper. But I found her videos to be interesting and real. I can only hope that not all girls take her advice. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9PIwrYLYf4&list=PL7tp_264zftjRtIt3UTad4oLzP9HeY-Mc&index=2

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How Many Lapdances is That?

Are you so addicted to strip clubs and lap dances that you find yourself measuring the price of everything in terms of how many lap dances it would buy? For example" "Wow, it takes three lap dances to fill…

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Camel Toe Song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dj1gUMS8fyY

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Tickle test

I cannot take credit for this but thought I would pass it along. Sometimes you take a girl to the VIP room and you know what you're going to get, and sometimes you don't. Is she a good girl, is…

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OT: The dark side of being an awesome, super-rich playboy.

Now I know most of you are jealous losers with no money who just want to hate on me but I thought I would come here and discuss some deeply personal shit and then ask you all for some advice. Been…

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be careful what you wish for.

I wore my new t-shirt to the club today. The one that says "Vagina Inspector". The girls loved the shirt and were more than happy to undergo the inspection. But then, WHAM, my finger found a tampon. I had a…

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OT: Life Changes

Going through some major life changes and as I have come to rely on this board as a bit of a sounding board (while often times many of the responses are more satirical than supportive), I figured I would share…

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Massage parlors versus strip clubs on TUSCL

I noticed that Allure (Greater Toronto area) has displaced Hong Kong as the top rated strip club. I have been to Hong Kong and it is clearly a strip club/brothel combination (prostitution is legal in this part of Tijuana)…

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Phone pics and sex tapes

Have any strippers ever sent you sexy cellphone pics of themselves? Have you ever recorded a stripper and you having sex with the stripper's consent? Did you get to keep the recording? With me I've had about four strippers send me pics…

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What's up with Mr. Moose's new avatar?

A downside of the new "no pics" TUSCL is the inability to see more detail on avatars. For example, I'd dig seeing hotstuffbabi's new tits. I'm sure they are top notch and...well...I digs the tit-TAYZ! But Bullwinkle's new avatar...interesting choice Mr.…

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Speaking of LMN...

Since LMN probably wasn't the Google exec that OD'ed ...cough...he's the dude that makes the curly fries at Arby's...cough... I wonder what hijinks he has planned for the weekend. Share my brother...cruising 'round on your Yamaha 5-million? Taking a short…

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House Show Club LV

Has anyone been to the House Show Club in Las Vegas? Formerly Cover Girls.

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Funny observation

Funny observation based on spending far too many afternoons in mid range to outright divey SC's. Dancer A: Twenty-something bordering on 8.5 looks. Great on on the pole. When dancing rarely has few, if any stage tips. Most…

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Hot Celebrity Moms & Daughters

Ok. I once did a mother – daughter combo at a club. I definitely preferred the mother. Thinking of celebrity moms vs daughters. Who is hotter? Robin Wright or Dylan Penn? Christy Brinkley or Sailor Brinkley? Janet Jones and Paulina Gretzky? Kim Basinger or Ireland…

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Escort and Google Exec

http://my.chicagotribune.com/#section/545/article/p2p-80757373/

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A little laugh or giggle right after an orgasm.

I was watching some porn and noticed that right after the guy busts his nut he gives out a little laugh or giggle. In thinking about it, I realized that I do that quite often too. Especially if it was…

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Strangely beautiful...

I'm quire a fan of abstract expressionism -- Pollock produced works of unparalleled beauty during his drunk off his ass and crazy a a loon phase -- so I thought I share an interesting work with my pervo brothers. I'm…

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"is it morally illegal or respectively wrong" to shoot your wife first then have

Missouri man shot wife because he was ‘tired of her' THE ASSOCIATED PRESS 07/09/2014 1:56 PM Police in southeast Missouri say a man gave a blunt answer for shooting his wife: He was tired of her. The Poplar Bluff Daily American Republic reports that…

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Using modern techknowlogy to make it rain.

http://www.ohgizmo.com/2014/07/09/strip-club-cash-cannon-exactly-think/#!bbHtVZ

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Old people using computers

The last topic about age variation in sexual partner surprised me. No, not the difference in age but how many of u old geezers actually use computers! Haha good for u all not fighting change but embracing it #OldGeezersDoUseComputers

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otc without the tools

So I like strip clubs and I like hot women. I always wanted to take one out the club and fuck their brains out but I've always been held back by two things. Lack of tact and no car. I…

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"I don't fuck for cheap money anymore..."

TRANSLATION: You used to, but after screwing who knows how many guys in VIP for some nominal amount, you want to charge me a premium for the same thing. Boy, don't I feel like the lucky one. Some…

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Has a stripper ever said to you...........

I've gone to a lot of strip clubs as a Vegas local but I never had one say this to me. She said "Hasn't it always been a fantasy of yours to have a beautiful girl on top of…

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blue lion

are there any dancers who would admit to fucking* a blue lion?

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congrats Dougster

You can smoke yourself stupid any time you want now

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Homeschooling

A dancer, whom I've known for several years, told me that she is homeschooling her 10-year-old son because the schools in her downriver Detroit suburb are so bad. Hearing this, I was literally speechless (and I'm using the word…

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OT - what is the greatest age difference?

What is the greatest age difference of a woman you have had intercourse ? I think I am prudish at 10 years.

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OtC ItC question ?

If you have sex with a dancer outside the club in your van on the clubs parking lot what is it considered? OTC or ITC ?

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what are you seeking in a club ?

When your grazing reviews and making plans to visit your next club what qualities are you looking for ?

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Kick my ass out. I'll show ya.

A 38-year-old Indianapolis man drove his car into an Eastside strip club after becoming angry that bouncers kicked him out, Indianapolis metro police said. Security staff at Club Paradise, 5255 English Ave., escorted the man from the business sometime before 2…