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Attention Shadowcat (and the rest of the geriatric TUSCL gang)

Papi_Chulo
Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)

Per SW – “Hustling the Old Dudes?”

I've noticed recently that the old farts have taken an interest in me and I've been getting some dances off them (when they approach my tip rail and ask for them.) When I first started dancing they almost never went for me because I had an "edgier" look I guess? The thing is, I just really don't like sitting with and talking to men over 50. With a few exceptions they're usually boring and I just have no idea what to say to these people. I'm going to have to work some earlier shifts to reach my goal for the September Challenge so I am going to have to deal with them. I know how to hustle guys under 40 very easily. I can usually tell if they're going to spend or not, and I can pick their personalities apart pretty quickly. I just don't know with old dudes. I tried using my tried and true silent treatment/ice queen persona on them (which white and Mexican boys seem to love) but the grandpas aren't going for it. Help me.

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18 comments

  • gawker
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    10 years ago
    Ice queens do turn me off. They frequently trip over my walker and I also need to crank up my hearing aide to let me know IF they're talking never mind what they say. I probably should go on SW and give this young whippersnapper some advice on talking points, such as the relative effectiveness of Preperation H vs store brands. We also like to reminisce about vaudeville and "talkies". At my age I remember when the earth was flat, not the strippers.
  • shadowcat
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    10 years ago
    Since I won't visit SW myself, you can tell her that sucking my cock works very well.
  • Papi_Chulo
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    10 years ago
    Give'm hell Gawk
  • Papi_Chulo
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    10 years ago
    @ shadow:

    Does these dumb strippers know about the delights of aged beef
  • steve229
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    10 years ago
    "I probably should go on SW and give this young whippersnapper some advice on talking points, such as the relative effectiveness of Preperation H vs store brands."

    @gawker - while you're over there, don't forget to add this other scintillating topics:

    - Viagra vs. Cialis?
    - Retrograde ejaculation
    - PSA screening
    - Best Rock Band Ever
    - Russo-Finnish War
    - Retirement payout - lump sum or annuity?
    - Manscaping
  • Duke69
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    10 years ago
    Lol
  • Club_Goer_Seattle
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    10 years ago
    Strippers that avoid that age group are also passing up some of the best business available to them.
  • mikeya02
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    10 years ago
    ^^^^exactly. What I've seen the girls flock to these guys.
  • gawker
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    10 years ago
    Steve, for a relatively young guy, you've got a handle on what's going on. Seriously, as long as I can get my wallet out of my back pocket, I won't have a problem getting a dance ( or more). I did have a favorite dancer who had been meeting me OTC for quite awhile ask for a pay increase once, saying, "you don't know how hard it is fucking you. It takes a long time getting you off. The young guys usually cum within 5 minutes".
  • JohnSmith69
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    10 years ago
    She sounds like a real rip off bitch. It's easier for her to rip off the young guys, but those over 50 have enough life experience and instincts to avoid her.
  • skibum609
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    10 years ago
    My guess is older guys don't like her because she sounds like an arrogant cunt. Young guys put up with that shit easier. like young dancers, but I want ones who can converse with me and not some jackass who posts on the strippers site. My new fav just turned 23 and despite only living in America for 8 years speaks perfect English, knows the difference between Shiites and Sunnis and doesn't act surprised when we like some of the same musicians.
  • skibum609
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    10 years ago
    Forgot that one of our favorite topics about how young men today spend about the same amount of time before the mirror and look as effeminate as women did in the 70's. Amen Gawker too true.
  • jerikson40
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    10 years ago
    Before you give strippers too much shit, and I agree they probably deserve it.....

    Think how you'd feel if YOU were the stripper and your customer was a 60 year old grandma with sagging skin who wanted a kiss, and wanted to handle big jim and the twins....

    Now imagine you're a stripper who's only 25, and she wants to talk about Lawrence Welk while she tells you how sexy you are
  • jackslash
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    10 years ago
    A couple months ago my young blonde fav was on stage and an old guy with white hair came up and tipped her. She squatted down and had a conversation with him for several minutes. I felt a little resentful, and when she came to my table I asked if he was her grandpa. Later I realized that the guy was probably only a few years older than me. (I'm well-preserved for my age.)
  • SlickSpic
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    10 years ago
    Mexicans don't like the "Ice Treatment". Those beaners just don't understand English.
  • Clubber
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    10 years ago
    Over FIFTY, old dudes????

    I just got old earlier this year when I hit 65. Had a shoulder operated on, and on Monday a foot is going to be done. See, falling apart is what makes one old. :)

    Oh, and sc is correct, "...sucking my cock works very well."

  • ATACdawg
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    10 years ago
    Best thread EVER! LMFAO.
  • deogol
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    10 years ago
    At least she is admitting not knowing what to do.
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