Attention Shadowcat (and the rest of the geriatric TUSCL gang)

Ice queens do turn me off. They frequently trip over my walker and I also need to crank up my hearing aide to let me know IF they're talking never mind what they say. I probably should go on SW and give this young whippersnapper some advice on talking points, such as the relative effectiveness of Preperation H vs store brands. We also like to reminisce about vaudeville and "talkies". At my age I remember when the earth was flat, not the strippers.

Since I won't visit SW myself, you can tell her that sucking my cock works very well.

Give'm hell Gawk

@ shadow:

Does these dumb strippers know about the delights of aged beef

"I probably should go on SW and give this young whippersnapper some advice on talking points, such as the relative effectiveness of Preperation H vs store brands."

@gawker - while you're over there, don't forget to add this other scintillating topics:

• Viagra vs. Cialis?
• Retrograde ejaculation
• PSA screening
• Best Rock Band Ever
• Russo-Finnish War
• Retirement payout - lump sum or annuity?
• Manscaping

Lol

Strippers that avoid that age group are also passing up some of the best business available to them.

^^^^exactly. What I've seen the girls flock to these guys.

Steve, for a relatively young guy, you've got a handle on what's going on. Seriously, as long as I can get my wallet out of my back pocket, I won't have a problem getting a dance ( or more). I did have a favorite dancer who had been meeting me OTC for quite awhile ask for a pay increase once, saying, "you don't know how hard it is fucking you. It takes a long time getting you off. The young guys usually cum within 5 minutes".

She sounds like a real rip off bitch. It's easier for her to rip off the young guys, but those over 50 have enough life experience and instincts to avoid her.

My guess is older guys don't like her because she sounds like an arrogant cunt. Young guys put up with that shit easier. like young dancers, but I want ones who can converse with me and not some jackass who posts on the strippers site. My new fav just turned 23 and despite only living in America for 8 years speaks perfect English, knows the difference between Shiites and Sunnis and doesn't act surprised when we like some of the same musicians.

Forgot that one of our favorite topics about how young men today spend about the same amount of time before the mirror and look as effeminate as women did in the 70's. Amen Gawker too true.

Before you give strippers too much shit, and I agree they probably deserve it.....

Think how you'd feel if YOU were the stripper and your customer was a 60 year old grandma with sagging skin who wanted a kiss, and wanted to handle big jim and the twins....

Now imagine you're a stripper who's only 25, and she wants to talk about Lawrence Welk while she tells you how sexy you are

A couple months ago my young blonde fav was on stage and an old guy with white hair came up and tipped her. She squatted down and had a conversation with him for several minutes. I felt a little resentful, and when she came to my table I asked if he was her grandpa. Later I realized that the guy was probably only a few years older than me. (I'm well-preserved for my age.)

Mexicans don't like the "Ice Treatment". Those beaners just don't understand English.

Over FIFTY, old dudes????

I just got old earlier this year when I hit 65. Had a shoulder operated on, and on Monday a foot is going to be done. See, falling apart is what makes one old. :)

Oh, and sc is correct, "...sucking my cock works very well."

Best thread EVER! LMFAO.

At least she is admitting not knowing what to do.