“They look like they’re training to work in strip clubs.”
jackslash
Detroit strip clubs
Is that a bad thing?
Story on high schoold girls getting detention for violating dress code:
http://gothamist.com/2014/09/15/students…
Story on high schoold girls getting detention for violating dress code:
http://gothamist.com/2014/09/15/students…
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There are much bigger concerns
A teacher asked the kids in her 3rd grade class, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Little Kevin answered: "I wanna start out as a Marine Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most
expensive clubs, find me the finest whore, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartmentin Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all thewhile banging her like a loose screen door in a hurricane."
The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with this horrible response from little Kevin, decidednot to acknowledge what he said and simply tried to continue with the lesson . . . .
"And how about you, Sarah?"
"I wanna be Kevin’s whore."
More advanced courses might include "bein' cool with dudes that jizz in their pants". LDK could be the instructor!
Ultimately, students should be challenged and pushed to learn. Slutty clothes may not be that big of a deal at one level, but the do shift the focus. Now the clothes in the link hardly look slutty, so the school is being a bit ridiculous. But that doesn't mean the whole idea of dress codes is ridiculous.
We just had a thread about atrocious grammar, spelling, and "text-speak". The cited material was indeed more than just slipping up because the posts on here are simply for fun. Nor were they affectations. Perhaps the author of the post that Jack (IIRC) reprinted should have paid more attention in school. Installing respect for the educational system is important.
Not to mention that you're now making $350k/yr
True dat Steve dude.
In an effort not to sound like LMN (BTW, I wonde what that crazy kiddo is up to) I'll just say that I'm being intentionally a bit vague because where I went to university is beside the point for the crazy character I mostly play.
OK, OK...it's Miskatonic University - go fighting fish people! I sold my soul (and sole) to Cthulu for my $500K a year salary.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
;-)
But my heart belongs to Tulu for I am neither alive nor dead.
I dropped acid with one of my buddies many moons ago. I did so without telling my girlfriend so I called her to tell her I wasn't coming home. She was unhappy, but the acid was hitting us and my bud didn't want to hear me discussing the issue with my girlfriend. So he pulled the phone from my hand, unscrewed the bottom of the headset, and threw it out the window. Not sure how he dealt with fixing the phone when he came down.
We went out and had a choice of a bowling alley, a karaoke bar, a strip club, and a lesbian bar to go to. Karaoke would have gone badly. I almost broke a lane bowling. So we hit the strip club. I swear the chicks looked Klingon. They danced AT us...very aggressively. Yes...it was the acid. I almost lost it. So we ended up playing pool with drunk lesbians.
Good times...good times!
I bet she was really upset because you could see their camel toe but she didn't know what to call it.
Shadow, funny joke.