Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo...poetry for the Jerikson40 dude
zipman68the speed force!
Jerikson's queasiness with the mere idea of Jameis Winston shouting "fuck the bitch up the ass" got me thinking about how fluid gender roles have been.
Them crazy, crazy ancient Romans didnt consider fucking another dude unmanly. The many one was the dude doing the penetrating, didn't matter if he was penetrating a chick or a dude.
When Catullus got all butthurt because a couple of dudes imply he is effeminate he write a poem to them that begins "Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo" ("I will fuck you in the ass and ram my cock down your throat"). Had a whole cycle of poems about this shit.
BTW, how many of you pervs dig the irrumabo? Is the face-fucking fun?
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last commentDid I say I would be queasy? No. Did you read what I said? No? Why not?
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Oh I see...
So you weren't including yourself in the queasy group? Coo-el.
Guys...did y'all hear? Jerikson40 dude is now a fan of the brown eye!
But only on chicks, right jerikson40 dude?
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Fuck that bitch up the ass.
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Perhaps there were hidden depths in the statement above that I didn't appreciate. Or maybe you've decided to be a fan o' the brown eye (but only on chicks...right dude?)
Of course, the main reason I posted this was 'cos i found the whole thing funny.
BTW, is it gay if a chick puts something up your ass?
(I'm leaving lopaw out of this 'cos she is gay, and there ain't nothing wrong with that. This is really directed at the dudes that might or might not dig the assplay)
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Well...I know there are hidden depths in Slick's comment.
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Isn't it funny that you can fuck a bitch up the ass but you can't fuck an ass up the bitch? I know there's a Winnie The Pooh connection there. Do you?
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^^^
Or Dr. Seuss
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Tao Of Pooh. Te Of Piglet. Read em. Don't forget to have a side of honee to go along with some Cottlestone Pie.
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Why does everyone love Winnie the Poo's grandma?
Everybody lovrs Poo nanny
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"....Perhaps there were hidden depths in the statement above that I didn't appreciate"
Gee, I don't think so. I said "someone". Not much depth to that word. Someone doesn't mean anyone in particular. And it doesn't mean me. It means some person or persons in the world. And then when I include "MIGHT get a BIT queasy", it's pretty clear that it's saying that some person in the world MAY get a BIT queasy, but nobody in particular, and it might not even happen.
Why is this so difficult?
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Zip i enjoy face fucking
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For some reason we did not study that poem in my high school Latin class.
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@Juice -- of course you do. I'd have been disappointed if you said you didn't. I also bet you like the sausage fingerbanging too. #sausage.fingers
@jack -- you should have. Makes Latin come alive!
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@jerikson40 -- sigh. Dude, I recognize that you said "somebody" and "might". But this was an opportunity to weave a post that includes Catullus and I thought doing so would be humorous.
There is, however, a bigger question. Why are you so obsessed with the brown eye my friend? You're the one who brought up the ass fuckin'. Not me. I just riffed on it. You're also the one who talks 'bout gay dudes...a lot.
Relax man. The bad news bears ain't going to grab you off the street to engage in some ass fuckin' and face fuckin' -- not unless you go to certain bars. But if you decide you want some o' the ol' sodomy and face-fucking, I'm sure ther are dudes that will oblige in said bars. Probably right there in the men's room.
If you want do that shit to a chick...well, you'll probably have to pay XXXtra.
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Cottleston Cottleston Cottleston Pie,
A fly can't bird, but a bird can fly.
Ask me a riddle and I reply
Cottleston Cottleston Cottleston Pie.
Cottleston Cottleston Cottleston Pie,
Why does a chicken? I don't know why.
Ask me a riddle and I reply
Cottleston Cottleston Cottleston Pie.
Cottleston Cottleston Cottleston Pie,
A fish can't whistle and neither can I.
Ask me a riddle and I reply
Cottleston Cottleston Cottleston Pie.
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Probably one of those dudes who knock on preview room doors.
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^^^
Alabegonz dude...I'm going to have to smoke some really groovy 420 to figure out what you're talkin' 'bout.
I'm sure it's groovy tho'
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