Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo...poetry for the Jerikson40 dude
zipman68
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Jerikson's queasiness with the mere idea of Jameis Winston shouting "fuck the bitch up the ass" got me thinking about how fluid gender roles have been.
Them crazy, crazy ancient Romans didnt consider fucking another dude unmanly. The many one was the dude doing the penetrating, didn't matter if he was penetrating a chick or a dude.
When Catullus got all butthurt because a couple of dudes imply he is effeminate he write a poem to them that begins "Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo" ("I will fuck you in the ass and ram my cock down your throat"). Had a whole cycle of poems about this shit.
BTW, how many of you pervs dig the irrumabo? Is the face-fucking fun?
Them crazy, crazy ancient Romans didnt consider fucking another dude unmanly. The many one was the dude doing the penetrating, didn't matter if he was penetrating a chick or a dude.
When Catullus got all butthurt because a couple of dudes imply he is effeminate he write a poem to them that begins "Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo" ("I will fuck you in the ass and ram my cock down your throat"). Had a whole cycle of poems about this shit.
BTW, how many of you pervs dig the irrumabo? Is the face-fucking fun?
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>>>On the other hand, if all he said was "fuck her right in the pussy", I'm not sure what the problem is. We all love to fuck them bitches in the pussy, so why is that a bad thing to say? If he said "fuck that bitch up the ass", then yeah, I can see someone might get a bit queasy."<<<
So you weren't including yourself in the queasy group? Coo-el.
Guys...did y'all hear? Jerikson40 dude is now a fan of the brown eye!
But only on chicks, right jerikson40 dude?
Of course, the main reason I posted this was 'cos i found the whole thing funny.
BTW, is it gay if a chick puts something up your ass?
(I'm leaving lopaw out of this 'cos she is gay, and there ain't nothing wrong with that. This is really directed at the dudes that might or might not dig the assplay)
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Gee, I don't think so. I said "someone". Not much depth to that word. Someone doesn't mean anyone in particular. And it doesn't mean me. It means some person or persons in the world. And then when I include "MIGHT get a BIT queasy", it's pretty clear that it's saying that some person in the world MAY get a BIT queasy, but nobody in particular, and it might not even happen.
Why is this so difficult?
@jack -- you should have. Makes Latin come alive!
There is, however, a bigger question. Why are you so obsessed with the brown eye my friend? You're the one who brought up the ass fuckin'. Not me. I just riffed on it. You're also the one who talks 'bout gay dudes...a lot.
Relax man. The bad news bears ain't going to grab you off the street to engage in some ass fuckin' and face fuckin' -- not unless you go to certain bars. But if you decide you want some o' the ol' sodomy and face-fucking, I'm sure ther are dudes that will oblige in said bars. Probably right there in the men's room.
If you want do that shit to a chick...well, you'll probably have to pay XXXtra.
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Alabegonz dude...I'm going to have to smoke some really groovy 420 to figure out what you're talkin' 'bout.
I'm sure it's groovy tho'