I use to live up the street from the Frito-Lay plant in Cucamonga. I've been inside the place. What you refer to as Cheetos Dust isn't dust at all. That's Mexican Dandruff.
According to the NAACP, 1 in 3 black males will be in prison at some time in their lives.
Therefore, it should be no surprise when we see black atheletes, rappers, etc., doing stuff that is tending towards illegality. If it wasn't for their present line of work (basketball, football, rap music) they would likely be heading to prison.
On the other hand, if all he said was "fuck her right in the pussy", I'm not sure what the problem is. We all love to fuck them bitches in the pussy, so why is that a bad thing to say? If he said "fuck that bitch up the ass", then yeah, I can see someone might get a bit queasy.
But I don't understand the reference to roofies and cheetos. I hate Cheetos, BTW. I don't know what roofies are. Or is it that date rape drug?
"On the other hand, if all he said was "fuck her right in the pussy", I'm not sure what the problem is. We all love to fuck them bitches in the pussy, so why is that a bad thing to say? If he said "fuck that bitch up the ass", then yeah, I can see someone might get a bit queasy."
Why so little love for the brown eye? I can understand a straight dude not wanting to fuck another dude (though the topic does seem to come up a LOT). But what wrong with fuckin' a chick up the asshole? (aka asswhole if you're the Juiceman)
"But I don't understand the reference to roofies and cheetos. I hate Cheetos, BTW. I don't know what roofies are. Or is it that date rape drug?"
^^^
This shit is hilarious. HI-LAR-EEE-OUS. Yeah...jerikson really believes that roofies are roofer groupies.
Because Zipster, women have 3 perfectly wonderful places where you can put your dick....mouth, pussy, and between dem tits....so why choose the nasty butt hole? The poop chute. Chocolate channel. Why?
Now, as far as roofies...are you saying that when he said that everything in the dudes van was covered in powdered roofies, he didnt mean the van was covered in roofer groupies that had been converted into a powder? Oh okay, thanks for the clarification..........
Jerikson, the reference to cheetah dust was a thing called a joke. It was written for people to laugh at or at least understand that with a character such as Juice who has done reviews of supermarket deli's, would be in line with his online juice persona.
Jerkison says: "Because Zipster, women have 3 perfectly wonderful places where you can put your dick....mouth, pussy, and between dem tits....so why choose the nasty butt hole? The poop chute. Chocolate channel. Why?"
Because its there you fool. Why not stick your dick in there? And believe it or not, some girls like to get fucked in the ass. You also forgot the arm-pit, nothing like a good ole bag-piping.
Unlike you, I think that just about every guy here is probably quite secure in their sexuality. Your fear and disgust of anything to do with the ass only indicates that you are so scared that you might be gay that its best not to tempt yourself with that brown starfish. But like you said, its a slippery slope..... you probably don't even dog a chick for fear that you might accidentally slip it in the ass and....BOOM! You're gay! And god forbid while you are back there, you happen to catch a glimpse of that brown ballon knot...EEEEWWWW!
I can't believe I'm having this discussion with people who are trying to convince the world that sticking your dick in the poop chute is something awesome.
An asshole has crap in it. You realize that, right? Crap is nasty. There's a reason why we expel it. It's waste. It smells horrendous, it carries disease, and it's just nasty. If you see a dog turd on the street, do you think "Hmmm...that would be awesome to stick my dick in it"?
"Because it's there?" That's a justification? Dude, a dog's ass is there when he passes you on the street. Do you stick your dick in it "because it's there"?
Nothing to do with gay-ness. Everything to do with nasty.
You moron, you don't fuck a girl when she has a log on deck, hanging in the bay doors. You make sure that shit is cleaned out. Ever seen anal in a porno? There isn't a bunch of shit on the guys dick afterwards and there isn't doody shooting out the sides of her ass hole as he pumps away at that gaping butt hole. Now that's not to say that you don't run the risk of possibly encountering a little peanut butter on your popsicle stick once in a while. Its all about the timing. And when the time is right, the ass is tight and its gonna be a great night!
And the dog comparison.... well that's just silly. But I do find it amusing when they pick up their back legs and use their front legs to scoot their itchy butt hole on the grass.
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Therefore, it should be no surprise when we see black atheletes, rappers, etc., doing stuff that is tending towards illegality. If it wasn't for their present line of work (basketball, football, rap music) they would likely be heading to prison.
On the other hand, if all he said was "fuck her right in the pussy", I'm not sure what the problem is. We all love to fuck them bitches in the pussy, so why is that a bad thing to say? If he said "fuck that bitch up the ass", then yeah, I can see someone might get a bit queasy.
But I don't understand the reference to roofies and cheetos. I hate Cheetos, BTW. I don't know what roofies are. Or is it that date rape drug?
Surprising touch on the ball with those sausage fingers.
#ham.hocks
Is that what you were trying to post 4 hours ago? :)
"On the other hand, if all he said was "fuck her right in the pussy", I'm not sure what the problem is. We all love to fuck them bitches in the pussy, so why is that a bad thing to say? If he said "fuck that bitch up the ass", then yeah, I can see someone might get a bit queasy."
Why so little love for the brown eye? I can understand a straight dude not wanting to fuck another dude (though the topic does seem to come up a LOT). But what wrong with fuckin' a chick up the asshole? (aka asswhole if you're the Juiceman)
"But I don't understand the reference to roofies and cheetos. I hate Cheetos, BTW. I don't know what roofies are. Or is it that date rape drug?"
^^^
This shit is hilarious. HI-LAR-EEE-OUS. Yeah...jerikson really believes that roofies are roofer groupies.
Now, as far as roofies...are you saying that when he said that everything in the dudes van was covered in powdered roofies, he didnt mean the van was covered in roofer groupies that had been converted into a powder? Oh okay, thanks for the clarification..........
I'll plead ignorance since I have no clue who juice is.....one of those 500 aliases that pop up around here I suppose.
Because its there you fool. Why not stick your dick in there? And believe it or not, some girls like to get fucked in the ass. You also forgot the arm-pit, nothing like a good ole bag-piping.
Unlike you, I think that just about every guy here is probably quite secure in their sexuality. Your fear and disgust of anything to do with the ass only indicates that you are so scared that you might be gay that its best not to tempt yourself with that brown starfish. But like you said, its a slippery slope..... you probably don't even dog a chick for fear that you might accidentally slip it in the ass and....BOOM! You're gay! And god forbid while you are back there, you happen to catch a glimpse of that brown ballon knot...EEEEWWWW!
An asshole has crap in it. You realize that, right? Crap is nasty. There's a reason why we expel it. It's waste. It smells horrendous, it carries disease, and it's just nasty. If you see a dog turd on the street, do you think "Hmmm...that would be awesome to stick my dick in it"?
"Because it's there?" That's a justification? Dude, a dog's ass is there when he passes you on the street. Do you stick your dick in it "because it's there"?
Nothing to do with gay-ness. Everything to do with nasty.
Jcfl
Fuck YOU JACKIE
Sausage fingers get her dun
Dotherightthangjuice
Lol
Booom ! Sippy wins again bitches
And the dog comparison.... well that's just silly. But I do find it amusing when they pick up their back legs and use their front legs to scoot their itchy butt hole on the grass.