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TMZ video reveals Juice plays Quarterback for Florida State

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Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Florida State quarterback Jameis Winston stood on a table and yelled "fuck her right in the pussy"


Damn straight. Juice! Juice! Juice!

25 comments

  • Duke69
    10 years ago
    Lol....da b meeeez
  • ime
    10 years ago
    Everything in his van is also covered in powdered roofies and cheeto dust
  • zipman68
    10 years ago
    I hear that Frito-Lay will be releasing a roofie flavored line of Cheetos soon. Juice gave 'em the idea.
  • ime
    10 years ago
    He did the field testing for them and set the record for unprotected sex with women weighing a minimum of 275 pounds
  • SlickSpic
    10 years ago
    I use to live up the street from the Frito-Lay plant in Cucamonga. I've been inside the place. What you refer to as Cheetos Dust isn't dust at all. That's Mexican Dandruff.
  • ime
    10 years ago
    Lot of red headed mexicans are there? I thought that was only in that movie blood in blood out bound by honor
  • Duke69
    10 years ago
    Lol fu kers
  • SlickSpic
    10 years ago
    @IME-Haha. Don't forget Canelo Alvarez & my ex-brother-in-law, R.
  • Caprisun69
    10 years ago
    LMFAO
  • jerikson40
    10 years ago
    According to the NAACP, 1 in 3 black males will be in prison at some time in their lives.

    Therefore, it should be no surprise when we see black atheletes, rappers, etc., doing stuff that is tending towards illegality. If it wasn't for their present line of work (basketball, football, rap music) they would likely be heading to prison.

    On the other hand, if all he said was "fuck her right in the pussy", I'm not sure what the problem is. We all love to fuck them bitches in the pussy, so why is that a bad thing to say? If he said "fuck that bitch up the ass", then yeah, I can see someone might get a bit queasy.

    But I don't understand the reference to roofies and cheetos. I hate Cheetos, BTW. I don't know what roofies are. Or is it that date rape drug?
  • SlickSpic
    10 years ago
    Roofies are groupies for Roofers. Yes Jerikson, even Roofers have groupies.
  • jerikson40
    10 years ago
    Ah, okay. Thanks. And I suppose powdered roofies are roofer groupies snorting coke? That makes sense.
  • steve229
    10 years ago

    Surprising touch on the ball with those sausage fingers.

    #ham.hocks
  • motorhead
    10 years ago
    Jackie is quite athleticy
  • steve229
    10 years ago
    ^^^^^^
    Is that what you were trying to post 4 hours ago? :)
  • zipman68
    10 years ago
    Jerikson40 dude says...

    "On the other hand, if all he said was "fuck her right in the pussy", I'm not sure what the problem is. We all love to fuck them bitches in the pussy, so why is that a bad thing to say? If he said "fuck that bitch up the ass", then yeah, I can see someone might get a bit queasy."

    Why so little love for the brown eye? I can understand a straight dude not wanting to fuck another dude (though the topic does seem to come up a LOT). But what wrong with fuckin' a chick up the asshole? (aka asswhole if you're the Juiceman)

    "But I don't understand the reference to roofies and cheetos. I hate Cheetos, BTW. I don't know what roofies are. Or is it that date rape drug?"

    ^^^
    This shit is hilarious. HI-LAR-EEE-OUS. Yeah...jerikson really believes that roofies are roofer groupies.
  • jerikson40
    10 years ago
    Because Zipster, women have 3 perfectly wonderful places where you can put your dick....mouth, pussy, and between dem tits....so why choose the nasty butt hole? The poop chute. Chocolate channel. Why?

    Now, as far as roofies...are you saying that when he said that everything in the dudes van was covered in powdered roofies, he didnt mean the van was covered in roofer groupies that had been converted into a powder? Oh okay, thanks for the clarification..........
  • zipman68
    10 years ago
    I'm glad the clarification helped. No converting of roofer groupies to powder...check!
  • ime
    10 years ago
    Jerikson, the reference to cheetah dust was a thing called a joke. It was written for people to laugh at or at least understand that with a character such as Juice who has done reviews of supermarket deli's, would be in line with his online juice persona.
  • jerikson40
    10 years ago
    Oh okay....you mean Cheetos dust, not cheetah dust right?

    I'll plead ignorance since I have no clue who juice is.....one of those 500 aliases that pop up around here I suppose.
  • pineconepartyliquor
    10 years ago
    Jerkison says: "Because Zipster, women have 3 perfectly wonderful places where you can put your dick....mouth, pussy, and between dem tits....so why choose the nasty butt hole? The poop chute. Chocolate channel. Why?"

    Because its there you fool. Why not stick your dick in there? And believe it or not, some girls like to get fucked in the ass. You also forgot the arm-pit, nothing like a good ole bag-piping.

    Unlike you, I think that just about every guy here is probably quite secure in their sexuality. Your fear and disgust of anything to do with the ass only indicates that you are so scared that you might be gay that its best not to tempt yourself with that brown starfish. But like you said, its a slippery slope..... you probably don't even dog a chick for fear that you might accidentally slip it in the ass and....BOOM! You're gay! And god forbid while you are back there, you happen to catch a glimpse of that brown ballon knot...EEEEWWWW!
  • jerikson40
    10 years ago
    I can't believe I'm having this discussion with people who are trying to convince the world that sticking your dick in the poop chute is something awesome.

    An asshole has crap in it. You realize that, right? Crap is nasty. There's a reason why we expel it. It's waste. It smells horrendous, it carries disease, and it's just nasty. If you see a dog turd on the street, do you think "Hmmm...that would be awesome to stick my dick in it"?

    "Because it's there?" That's a justification? Dude, a dog's ass is there when he passes you on the street. Do you stick your dick in it "because it's there"?

    Nothing to do with gay-ness. Everything to do with nasty.
  • Duke69
    10 years ago
    Lmf d off to each and every one of you fuckers

    Jcfl

    Fuck YOU JACKIE

    Sausage fingers get her dun

    Dotherightthangjuice

    Lol
  • Duke69
    10 years ago
    Doooookie ruuuuilez

    Booom ! Sippy wins again bitches
  • pineconepartyliquor
    10 years ago
    You moron, you don't fuck a girl when she has a log on deck, hanging in the bay doors. You make sure that shit is cleaned out. Ever seen anal in a porno? There isn't a bunch of shit on the guys dick afterwards and there isn't doody shooting out the sides of her ass hole as he pumps away at that gaping butt hole. Now that's not to say that you don't run the risk of possibly encountering a little peanut butter on your popsicle stick once in a while. Its all about the timing. And when the time is right, the ass is tight and its gonna be a great night!

    And the dog comparison.... well that's just silly. But I do find it amusing when they pick up their back legs and use their front legs to scoot their itchy butt hole on the grass.
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