Wow. I really try to...

Wow. I really try to be a positive person in the way I view life, but, holy shit! This is the worst go-go bar I've ever been to. I can put up with crappy street parking. I can put up with a run down decor. I can put up with there only being 4 dancers on shift on a saturday night. I can put up with the dancers being beefy milfs. However, I got the worst "lap dance" of my life. The woman didn't even sit on my lap. She just sort of danced in front of me. The little private dance room is actually brighter than the stage, so when she bent over to let me see her ass, all I saw were pimples, hair, and blemishes. It was the most unsensual dance I've ever had. Total nonsense. I have never actually looked forward to a lap dance ending.

Stay away from this place. A total bummer.

Ugh!