International Talk Like A Pirate Day

9/18/2014 5:05:20 AM

Ahoy ya land lubbers. The 19th of September is fast upon us and you know what that means? Argh, it's International Talk Like A Pirate Day. Me n me crew of salty dogs are taking to the 7 sois and pillaging each and every womanly vessel we can get our filthy mitts on.

Argh, me matey's. Me's hoping that there might be some fine and frisky lasses at the local strip club that don't mind me n me crew of scallywags and rapscallions taking their booty and making them walk the plank, argh.

Yes, life be good for Olde Slickbeard and his pegleg of pleasure. So, all ye scoundrels and outlaws, grab a handle of grog or a barrel of rum and raid ye local den of debauchery this September the 19th.

24 comments

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zipman68

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10 years ago

Ahoy there slick-matey. Those who don't have the pirate-talkin' skills can use Post Like a Pirate - http://postlikeapirate.com/

Hi, I like face fucking ==> To Pirate ==> Hi-ho, I like face fuckin'

Arrrgh!!

steve229

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10 years ago

"The dread pirate Steve be in no man's debt. I'll make a barter with ya; true as the north star. In exchange for your kindness, I'll be sharing me buried treasure with ya... once I find it, that be."

SlickSpic

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10 years ago

Pirate walks into a bar. He's got a steering wheel sticking out of his fly with a parrot clutching the steering wheel.

The bartender says, "Hey pirate. You know that you got a parrot on top of a steering wheel, sticking out of your fly?"

Pirate replys, "Aaargh, he's driving me nuts."

ATACdawg

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10 years ago

Arrrrgh, me fellow scurvy dogs! This be me favrit day o' the year. Avast that, what's that abreast? Arrrgh, this a breast!

ATACdawg

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10 years ago

Arrrrrrgh! The thrice damned autocorrect has struck agin! Me message should read, "Tis a breast".

Club_Goer_Seattle

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10 years ago

Yo ho ho!

motorhead

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10 years ago

How much did the pirate pay for his earrings !

A Buccaneer!

shadowcat

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10 years ago

I thought a buccaneer was damn expensive corn.

MrDeuce

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10 years ago

What is a pirate's favorite restaurant?
Rrrbys's

How about for breakfast?
IHOP!

SlickSpic

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10 years ago

Argh. You scallywags are shivering me timbers with your rollicking sense of humor.

mikeya02

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10 years ago

Arrr..Slickbeard and his scurvy mates be the menance of the 405...arrr

mikeya02

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10 years ago

Arrr... and beware of Captain Sausage Fingers and his pack of deli pilfering dogs...arrr

shadowcat

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10 years ago

Phobe Cates Argh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8SDm1Hf…

SlickSpic

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10 years ago

Arrgh, Shadow. Me's also known a Spicoli.

SlickSpic

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10 years ago

Aaarrrggghhh, matey's, the day is here. Tis time to annoy all the land lubbers and cock blockers that try and ruin our dastardly days in Tortuga.

jackslash

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10 years ago

Aarrg, I be lookin for some scurvy strippers to dance the jig.

BlueLion

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10 years ago

Rrrrrrrrrrrrrr4r

Clubber

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10 years ago

I maties. Me thinks Monty Phytonish!

zipman68

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10 years ago

Arrrgh! Where be that ol' sea dog Cap'n Stickypants? Will he join us for a flaggon o' grog an' tales o' makin' the beast wit' two back wit' civvie wenches?

motorhead

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10 years ago

Relax, everything going to be okay. Look at me.

Look at me.

I'm the captain now.

ATACdawg

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10 years ago

Arrgh, Moto. 'Tis the Black Spot I be giving yer scurvy ass! This be a mutiny.

SlickSpic

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10 years ago

Me be seeing some mermaids below the barnacle encrusted hull. Aaarrrggghhh. Me likes that fishy smell.