International Talk Like A Pirate Day
SlickSpic
Ahoy ya land lubbers. The 19th of September is fast upon us and you know what that means? Argh, it's International Talk Like A Pirate Day. Me n me crew of salty dogs are taking to the 7 sois and pillaging each and every womanly vessel we can get our filthy mitts on.
Argh, me matey's. Me's hoping that there might be some fine and frisky lasses at the local strip club that don't mind me n me crew of scallywags and rapscallions taking their booty and making them walk the plank, argh.
Yes, life be good for Olde Slickbeard and his pegleg of pleasure. So, all ye scoundrels and outlaws, grab a handle of grog or a barrel of rum and raid ye local den of debauchery this September the 19th.
Argh, me matey's. Me's hoping that there might be some fine and frisky lasses at the local strip club that don't mind me n me crew of scallywags and rapscallions taking their booty and making them walk the plank, argh.
Yes, life be good for Olde Slickbeard and his pegleg of pleasure. So, all ye scoundrels and outlaws, grab a handle of grog or a barrel of rum and raid ye local den of debauchery this September the 19th.
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Hi, I like face fucking ==> To Pirate ==> Hi-ho, I like face fuckin'
Arrrgh!!
"The dread pirate Steve be in no man's debt. I'll make a barter with ya; true as the north star. In exchange for your kindness, I'll be sharing me buried treasure with ya... once I find it, that be."
The bartender says, "Hey pirate. You know that you got a parrot on top of a steering wheel, sticking out of your fly?"
Pirate replys, "Aaargh, he's driving me nuts."
A Buccaneer!
Rrrbys's
How about for breakfast?
IHOP!
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Look at me.
I'm the captain now.
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