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The True Identity of Jerikson40

JohnSmith69
layin low but staying high
Jerikson40’s post have irritated me for quite some time, but until now I’ve never quite been able to identify exactly why that was so. In several recent posts, I have suggested that jerikson40 is a homosexual man. This seemed to be a logical conclusion because jerikson has made it pretty clear in multiple ways that jerikson at most feels only a marginal sexual attraction to women. However, I must now retract those comments. Upon reflection, I realize that jerikson is not a gay man. For one thing, a gay man would understand male sexuality much better than jerikson does. Plus, jerikson has come out pretty strongly of late in opposition to butt play in general, butt licking in particular, as well as butt plugs, all of which seems pretty inconsistent with the views of a gay man. Besides that, I now recognize upon reflection that it is unlikely that a gay man would want to participate in this site for anything more than a brief stay.

So the question remains what or who is jerikson40, and why does jerikson take so many positions that seem bizarre and wrong to so many guys who are into strip clubs? The answer to that question has finally become clear to me. In fact, the true identity of jerikson40 is so obvious that I can’t believe it has taken this long for someone to finally figure it out. I’m busy at my job where I earn a $350K yearly salary, so I couldn’t spend too much time on this. However, I did go back through jerikson40's posts for the past two months, and that was enough to make jerkison’s true identity crystal clear.

To understand who jerkison is, consider the following positions that jerikson has taken in his posts over the past two months:

1. Jerikson does not respect many of the male customers at strip clubs (9/17). Jerikson also views strip club patrons as guys that wear pj pants and an oversized tshirt to the club. (8/29) Their perfect outfit involves a $10-15 pair of pj pants from either Target or Walmart. (8/11).

2. Jerikson despises everyone on tuscl. For example, jerikson criticizes everyone on this site for being hypocrites in showing respect for Alucard when he died. (8/24). Jerkison also says: “Between you and me, yeah, I hate to say it, but the vast majority of guys on this board really act like fucking morons.” (8/27). Jerikson also says “people here are actually ‘morons’, which are not only stupid but they don’t know or care how stupid they are, and are often just a-holes.” (7/18) Jerikson also says: “The dumbest motherfucker on this website? ... The line of contenders for that title is approximately 6.3 miles long.” (7/17)

3. In addition to disgust for the guys on this site, jerikson has a very dim view of tuscl in general. For example, on 8/23, jerikson says that tuscl has made me “lose even more faith in humanity.”

4. Jerikson quotes at length a dancer’s post on stipper web expressing her overwhelming disdain and distaste for all male strip club customers. Jerikson then concludes: “That, gentlemen, is what strippers think of you.” (7/25)

5. Jerikson has a very limited interest in seeing women naked. In particular, jerikson only wants to look at naked women if something else has first gotten him very horny. For example, he posted on 9/12: “If I want to look at chicks, it generally means I’m real horny.” Jerikson did not tell us in this thread what it is that gets him to the point of extreme horniness where he is finally interested in looking at women, and understandably nobody asked for clarification on that point.

6. Jerikson isn’t sexually interested in most of the women at strip clubs. For example, jerikson has a very hard time finding women in strip clubs that meet the necessary criteria. (8/10) Jerkison also doesn’t like the girl next door look, and expresses having an “EXTREMELY tough time finding super hot chicks that match my criteria.” (8/10)

7. Jerikson thinks female genitals look nasty. He says “I’m curious...do you actually like the looks of a pussy. Personally, I think they’re nasty looking.” (7/17)

8. In jerkison’s view, men only want to see women naked in strip clubs where they can concentrate on just them. Jerikson thinks that men don’t care to see women naked in other settings outside of strip clubs where they can’t concentrate solely on the women. (9/12)

9. Jerikson gets tired of “chicks in standard bikinis wandering around and dancing on stage.” (/7/26/14).

10. Jerikson thinks of dating guys on this site. For example, on 9/2, he told Slick “if I were a chick I would totally date you.”

11. Jerikson despises lesbianism and lesbian porn. For example, on 7/14 jerikson wrote that lesbian porn “doesn’t do nothing for me.” On 8/29 jerikson asked “Am I the only one who feels creepy hearing a woman talking about how hot other women are.” (8/29) Yes, it turns out that jerikson is definitely the only one. Here was Lopaw’s reaction to jerikson’s hatred of lesbianism: This “definitely makes you all kinds of weird. I can honestly say that I have never in my life ever heard anyone claim that before. Most guys either have no reaction or are turned on by it. You are definitely the anomaly here. If it makes you feel any better there are things that you write that creep me out too . . . .”

12. Jerikson is indecisive on many issues. For example, on 7/24, jerikson says “I love black girls. They so nasty and fun, ” and on July 16 “I often prefer black women. I find them to be a bit more fun. However, on 8/24, jerikson says “Black dancers generally are fairly poor lapdancers.” Which is it, black dancers in strip clubs are nasty and fun, or they give poor lap dances?

13. Jerikson claims to have tried wearing a condom during lap dances. “I’ve tried them, including novel methods for trying to strap them on so they don’t slide off when you get a softy.” (side note: what person with a penis ever refers to it as a “softy”). Jerikson says that standard practice before LDK in a high mileage club is to “pull out the rubber, slide it on, and off to the races.” He also says that “condoms can work if the stars align” for an LDK. (8/24).

14. Jerikson claims to have almost supernatural insights into the attitude, actions, and feelings of women. For example:

a. Jerikson claims to know exactly how dancers avoid customers that they don’t want to dance for. (8/21)

b. Jerikson also claims keen insights into the psychology of strippers. (8/19, 7/26)

c. Jerikson even claims unique insider knowledge as to all the ways that other dancers and club management know exactly who the extras girls are. (8/19)

d. While jerikson does not explain how he learned this, jerikson claims to have an understanding of the motion, size and feel for a woman of a vibrator. (8/10)

e. Likewise, jerikson expresses an understanding of the advantages and disadvantages of penis size from a woman’s perspective. (8/10)

f. Most recently, jerikson has explained to all us in emotional terms how a young dancer feels doing a lap dance for an older man. Jerikson refers in sympathetic terms to “a stripper who’s only 25" and refers derisively to the customer as a 60 year old “with sagging skin who wanted a kiss.” He encourages us to feel how the stipper would feel by telling us to imagine ourselves as a 25 year old having to kiss this “60 year old grandma.” (9/18)

15. In response to the posting of a copy of a stripperweb thread that dealt with why women become strippers, jerikson imagines what it would be like to be a stripper and whether jerikson would want to do their job. (7/28/)

16. Jerikson accuses other posters of being a female, or refers to them as “dudette.” (8/10, 7/24)

17. Jerikson has an emotional, hormone driven, insanely defensive fit whenever criticized. Here’s my favorite recent example: “I always find it interesting how I’m fair game for getting scolded about negativity and ‘if you don’t have something nice to say,’ whereas all this other shit goes on and nobody says anything. Hence my belief that the majority of people here really do act like fucking hypocritical 6 year olds.” (7/27)

18. Jerikson doesn’t understand the need or desire to carry a firearm. (7/16)

Have you figured out who Jerikson is yet? Think about it. Who would be interested in tuscl but disrespect strip club customers, despise everyone on tuscl, think everyone here is a moron, loose faith in humanity as a result of tuscl, encourage us to understand how much dancers hate us, have a very limited interest in seeing women naked, only be interested in a few of the women at clubs, think a vagina is nasty looking, not understand a man’s overwhelming desire to see women naked, be tired of women in bikinis at strip clubs, think seriously of dating guys on this site, find no sexual turn on from lesbians, be indecisive and inconsistent, believe men should wear a condom if they are going to LDK, understand how dancers think and operate, understand all of the interactions between club management and dancers, understand exactly what a vibrator feels like for a woman, understand how and why penis size is important to a woman, encourage us to understand emotionally how a dancer feels dancing for an older man, accuse others on this site of being women, be overly emotional and insanely defensive when criticized, fail to understand a man’s desire to carry a firearm, and refer to a non-erect penis as a “softie.”

Who would be interested in a web site for strip club customers and would have all of the foregoing viewpoints? Add to that someone who would choose a user name for this site (apparently without recognizing it) that sounds remarkably like Jerk Off Son. Have you figured who jerikson40 is yet? The conclusion is unavoidable.

That’s right, jerikson40 is a man hating, no extras, tit sucking is gross, salava spreads disease, customers are idiots, no contact, stripper web girl. The evidence submitted above is simply too compelling to come to any other conclusion. No other person would care enough to participate in this site but yet take the ridiculous positions that jerikson often takes and express so many views from the perspective of a woman.

Now I admit that sometimes jerikson40 comes out with posts that try to sound like they’re from a male strip club hound. Indeed, while its a fairly rare exception, there have even been a few occasions when I agreed with jerikson on some issue. However, isn’t that exactly what you would expect from a stripper web girl who is posing as a guy here? She pretends to be one of the customers that she deals with on a daily basis but deep down she can’t prevent her true stipperweb girl personality from sometimes coming through. Indeed, this is why jerikson pisses people off even when she is trying to sound all macho and male. For example, her recent post on lap dance prices took what she thought would be a position we would all agree with -- that lap dances are way overpriced -- but because jerikson is a woman she still ended up pissing some people off because she couldn’t articulate the issues surrounding lap dance prices the way that real customers feel about them.

The incident that solidified the evidence that jerikson40 is a stripper web girl is the sudden appearance of Valerie a couple of days ago. This ROB appears from nowhere spouting all sorts of stripper web bullshit. And who appears almost immediately, and frequently, to put this stipper web girl in her place? That’s right, jerikson is the leading poster to tell valerie how full of shit she is. Jerikson is valerie. Valerie is jerikson. Valerie is the true jerikson40, and jerkison40 is valerie’s male counterpart that stalks us here. She set up Valerie so that she could express her true self and at the same time try to further the illusion that jerikson40 is actually a male.

The realization that jerikson40 is a stripperweb girl has totally changed my view of her posts because many of them now make sense. Now that I understand that jerikson is a stipper web dancer, I have less of a problem with some of her posts. Indeed, some of her posts that perplexed me at the time now make perfect sense given that I finally understand the perspective that she is coming from. I actually kind of respect her to some extent for having been able to put up this facade for so long.

Somebody please PM a copy of this post to jerkison so that she knows that we have figured out her true identity. She has had me on ignore since I started to suspect her true identity. I know that when jerikson reads this, she will want to have one of her emotional fits over being outed, especially if its that time of the month. I’m sure jerkison that you will want to call me lots of the potty words that you learned in the dressing room from the extras girls since I’m just one of the fucking morons that populate this web site and destroy your faith in humanity. But please reconsider having yet another emotional outburst in response to this post. Getting ridiculously emotional yet again will simply go to further prove that I have correctly ascertained your identity as a stripper web dancer. You did a good job of hiding your true identity from us for so long, and you can be proud of that accomplishment.

59 comments

  • Dougster
    10 years ago
    Man, first the 16 y/o girl trolling us as steve229 and now the discovery that jerkoffson is actually Valerie? Is there anyone on this board who is not part of some elaborate trolling scheme?
  • PhantomGeek
    10 years ago
    Hmm. That certainly fits. I was going more with a hyper-religious zealot with gender issues trying to reconcile his/her past as a stripper/hooker (or possibly his/her desire to become one).
  • sclvr5005
    10 years ago
    That was fucking amazing, JohnSmith. I think that you absolutely nailed it.
  • gawker
    10 years ago
    John Smith : get a life!
  • alabegonz
    10 years ago
    Whoa, this kind profiling only lines up with pro work. Shit, shit, shit. I thought this place was just a place for ordinary peeps having fun with pussies.

    LOL
  • motorhead
    10 years ago
    Now i understand why he doesn'f find Mrs. Kotter attractive.
  • jerikson40
    10 years ago
    Wow, Mr. Smith...I'm a bit speechless.

    But I think I speak for a majority of the few well-balanced individuals on this forum when I say dude, this is fucking creepy. This reeks of some obsessed manifesto by a wanna-be stalker. You spend how many hours, or days, or weeks, compiling every post I've ever made, and write this wild manifesto over this strange obsession you have? Dude, seriously, you need to tap the brakes a bit.

    Honestly, Mr. Smith, I sincerely apologize if I said some things that you disagree with, or that offended you, or made you look bad, or whatever. But really, you need to get a grip and realize it's all just talk and opinions Nothing to get obsessed over.

    Now if it will make you feel better if I admit to whatever you've come up with, then I'll be happy to admit it, especially if it keeps you from going off the deep end. If you're convinced I'm actually a stripper who is trying to convince customers to pay LESS for lap dances, then I'll happily admit it. I don't give a flying fuck what you or anyone else here thinks I am.

    But seriously, Mr. Smith, or Dougster, or LMN, or Juice, or whoever the fuck you are, you need to relax and realize none of this is personal, and none of it is a reason to get obsessed and go into stalker mode. Okay?
  • Dougster
    10 years ago
    jerkoffson: "But I think I speak for a majority of the few well-balanced individuals

    jerkoffson thinks he is "well-balanced". LOL! He is completely clueless.
  • jerikson40
    10 years ago
    And Mr. Smith joins the ever growing list of non-existent forum posters in 3.....2......1
  • jerlkson40
    10 years ago
    It appears that JohnSmith69

    *** SLAM DUNKED THAT FAGGOT jerkison40 ***
  • steve229
    10 years ago
    Mr. Smith? Put down that mouse, sir, and step away from the keyboard...

    Yikes! Lol

  • deogol
    10 years ago
    There is one other option that you didn't think of! A god damn space alien robot! That's what it is I tell ya! Here to turn us all off from reproductive and fun thoughts!!!
  • lopaw
    10 years ago
    Wow.
    That is quite an in-depth analysis.
  • jester214
    10 years ago
    I got a chuckle or two.
  • slaux_pas
    10 years ago
    Wow.
    That is quite an in-depth, obsessive and very creepy stalking hatchet job. Troop?
  • Clackport
    10 years ago
    @johnsmith69- You have way too much time on your hands. Yikes!
  • Caprisun69
    10 years ago
    LMFAO!!! This shit cracks me up ????????????????????????????????
  • Caprisun69
    10 years ago
    Am I the only one here that does not make 350000 and up and I am grinding hard everyday
  • Corvus
    10 years ago
    I knew there was a reason I did not respond to your request the other day to meet. Wow.
  • sharkhunter
    10 years ago
    If someone irritates me, I just ignore them for a week or longer. It's not that important to me to hear an in depth analysis. It can be entertaining though.
  • sharkhunter
    10 years ago
    Thanks for the analysis. I took him or her or it off of ignore just yesterday. Obviously a space robot run amock posting all kinds of stuff. Stripper web was infested years ago. They probably never figured that out.
  • shadowcat
    10 years ago
    Judging from the length, I thought that SJG might have written it. :)
  • sclvr5005
    10 years ago
    If san jose gay had written it it would have made no sense because he's an idiot. This, however, was crystal clear.
  • slaux_pas
    10 years ago
    Selective use of data taken out of context leading to confirmation bias, check.
    Obsessive compulsive disorder, check.
    Repeated use of logical fallacies, check.
    Fixation with numbers and lists, check.

    Shall we assume that jerikson40 is #1 on your TUSCL Do Not Like List?
    Hmmmm.

    Mental illness should not be ignored. Left untreated it can consume you.
  • SlickSpic
    10 years ago
    JS69!JS69!JS69!
  • steve229
    10 years ago
    "Mental illness should not be ignored"

    That's a little harsh, slaux_pas. I would currently rate JS69 as only a 3 out of 5 on the TUSCL "Troop" Memorial psycho obsessive stalker scale.

    He's still got a ways to go to even reach stage 4 (e.g. dougster's Rickdugan obsession), much less full on stage 5 Troop batshit craziness.
  • JohnSmith69
    10 years ago
    For a post with the unheard-of combination of SJG-like length with logical analysis and thorough evidentiary support, I this expected this wide variety of responses. Tuscl rarely disappoints.

    While no one could, or even has tried to, refute my logic and supporting evidence, I did note with interest the alternative explanations offered. I concede that it's possible that jerkinson is a hyper-religious zealot with gender issues trying to reconcile his/her past as a stripper/hooker (or possibly his/her desire to become one). The space alien robot theory seems less likely, although some sort of creature that changes unpredictably between male and female forms, if it existed, would certainly explain a lot. On balance, however, a stripper web dancer among us clearly fits the evidence best.

    For those who claim to perceive some sort of stalker like mentality, relax. All I did was read one woman's posts on this site over a period of two months. Besides, there's nobody else on here who would be nearly interesting enough in a screwed up sort of way to justify the effort. We can all go back now to recycling various versions of the same 5 to 6 topics.

    For jerikson, thanks for not letting your emotions get the best of you as I requested. As I said in the post, I welcome your participation in the forum now that your identity is clear. Indeed, I think it adds a certain degree of healthy variety to have a stripper web girl with us. So welcome Valerie.
  • Duke69
    10 years ago
    s there anyone on this board who is not part of some elaborate trolling scheme?

    Js69 jb69 ?

    Juice! Juice! Juice!
  • jackslash
    10 years ago
    "the TUSCL "Troop" Memorial psycho obsessive stalker scale."

    Those who don't know about Troop can read an earlier discussion:
    https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=2…
  • motorhead
    10 years ago
    I didn't find John's post stalker use. I thought it was an astute analysis and funny as hell
  • motorhead
    10 years ago
    *stalkerish
  • chandler
    10 years ago
    I assumed all you ladies here were frustrated strippers posing as a pathetic loser customers. "JohnSmith69"? Yeah, sure.
  • Duke69
    10 years ago
    Lol
  • mikeya02
    10 years ago
    I remember asking Troop a harmless question and it evolved into the end for him. It was a wow moment.

    https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=1…



  • steve229
    10 years ago

    Trending;

    #Troop
    #stalkerish
  • steve229
    10 years ago
    @JS69 - Just curious, do you plan to continually "bump" this thread (daily/multiple times per day) with blank or "LOL" comments?
  • Caprisun69
    10 years ago
    Lol
  • mikeya02
    10 years ago
    *lol*
    *giggle*
    *snicker*
    *chortle*
    *guffaw*
  • jerikson40
    10 years ago
    Motor sez: "I thought it was an astute analysis"

    Well, I suppose, if it's possible to be astute yet completely incorrect....

    With one exception, all of his conclusions, reached by thorough analysis and deductive reasoning, are totally wrong. And in some cases they are "are you fucking serious???" wrong.

    Yes, I have a low opinion of many people on this board, for presumably obvious reasons. It seems to attract guys with severe mental problems, who hide behind childish aliases, have severe drug problems, are socially challenged, especially when it comes to the opposite sex, are irrational, and childish, and on and on. We can provide a long list of people on this board, both past and present, who clearly have major issues. And based on this creepy stalker manifesto, it's clear we can add one more to the list.

    Oh wait, there's another exception...... The thing about space alien robot does have some merit, I must admit.
  • Dougster
    10 years ago
    ^^^ passive-aggressive personality disorder at jester214 levels. Far enough the autistic spectrum to be close to what was formerly called Asperger's. Narcissistic traits although not at RickyBoy levels. And just generally a major douche.
  • Papi_Chulo
    10 years ago
    I’m sorry John – could you please elaborate
  • jester214
    10 years ago
    "We can provide a long list of people on this board, both past and present, who clearly have major issues."

    Are you at the top of the list or just top half?
  • jerikson40
    10 years ago
    Jester sez: "Are you at the top of the list or just top half?"

    I'm on the top.

    Feel better?
  • sclvr5005
    10 years ago
    It all makes sense. Jerkoffson is a disgruntled stripper who apparently is on the rag 24/7.
  • alabegonz
    10 years ago
    "Yes, I have a low opinion of many people on this board, for presumably obvious reasons."

    Dude.

    Why would you say this sentence?

    LOL.

    I heard that one before but it came from my CF.

  • motorhead
    10 years ago
    "It seems to attract guys... (who) are socially challenged, especially when it comes to the opposite sex,"

    Is that supposed to be an insult? Of course we are. That's no secret.

  • sharkhunter
    10 years ago
    I thought Jerkison wouldn't keep John smith on ignore for long. Some people are just too curious.
  • PhantomGeek
    10 years ago
    " "It seems to attract guys... (who) are socially challenged, especially when it comes to the opposite sex,"

    Is that supposed to be an insult? Of course we are. That's no secret. "

    I've got a t-shirt that says it. Great ice-breaker in a strip joint.
  • Dougster
    10 years ago
    Lol!
  • Dougster
    10 years ago
    Lol!
  • GoVikings
    10 years ago
    "Yes, I have a low opinion of many people on this board, for presumably obvious reasons."

    jerkison...most of the people who post on this board just discuss a similar topic of interest just like any other message board/discussion board. You've got Dougster who ( for only God knows why) constantly bumps threads that nobody else posts in besides himself and maybe one or two other people who, for whatever strange reason, get enjoyment out of trolling a online message board. But for the most part, the vast majority of the people here are just partaking in a discussion on what interests them.

    So I'm not really sure what you're complaining about. The disruption on this board is controlled and caused by the same one or two people.
  • jester214
    10 years ago
    If jerikson has such a low opinion of most of the people here, and clearly has a low opinion of most topics, one would wonder why he continues to post.

    Obvious answer is that despite his claims he's just a lonely, grouchy dude sitting at home with nothing else to do.
  • PhantomGeek
    10 years ago
    He must be a self-loather and has a low opinion of himself.

    Wow, I do like this Ignore feature. You don't get quite so tempted to feed the trolls when you can't see them any more.
  • zipman68
    10 years ago
    I'm sooooo sad that jerikson40 has a low opinion of us.

    I suspect it be an when some dude with a big dick asked for some brown eye service. Jerikson40 ended up all butthurt and felt all dirrrty but only made $150. Sad...
  • Dougster
    10 years ago
    Lol!
  • crazyjoe
    10 years ago
    Lol
  • sclvr5005
    10 years ago
    Lmfao this shit never gets old
  • JohnSmith69
    10 years ago
    It's even better now because in her recent posts since she has come out of exile jerikson has gone out of her way to talk about us guys.
  • sclvr5005
    10 years ago
    I just can't get over how accurately you nailed her agenda and intent here, JS69. Well done.
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