One dance LDK?

Mate27
TUSCL’s #1 Soothsayer!
Hey all, I tend to seek out the providers that can do a one dance LDK, because.......you know......I like that (Don't judge, u would do it, too)! I'm talking $10 lappers. Well if mission gets accomplished, how much is a proper tip?

Usually pleasantries are said at the tail end of a song for introduction with about 45-69 seconds remain

7 comments

  • Mate27
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    10 years ago
    Ing.... Then we get into it.

    I just did this and gave her $25 for her 4 and 1/2 minutes of time and gave an extra $5 for her to tip the dj. Was this enough or am I a cheap ass LDK seeker?
  • Papi_Chulo
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    10 years ago
    I usually reward good dancers with extra dances but in the case of LDKation; that would not be too practical.

    I’d say tip her the cost of an extra dance (i.e. 10 smackers).
  • SuperDude
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    10 years ago
    A tip for the extra dance is good and good enough.
  • pabloantonio
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    10 years ago
    I would say that the best tip would be the name of a good Andrologist who could help you last more than one song.
  • zipman68
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    10 years ago
    Meat dude...you gave a very reasonable tip.

    You should give he an amount of money appropriate for the feeling you get when you have a stickypants.

    Don't pay attention to the joyless dudes that can only cum if they've eaten a bottle of Viagra, a pound of green M&Ms, and a plate of raw oysters before having a transsexual do shit to them that is only discussed in Lou Reed songs. They're just jealous that you and LDK can get "the Stickypants" from a lapper alone.
  • SlickSpic
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    10 years ago
    @Zip-Hahahahaha!
  • chessmaster
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    8 years ago
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