The evolution of a strip club enthusiast

(Steve, apologies in advance for the length of this post. Just scroll down to the bottom to read your executive summary.)

I find that my experience in strip clubbing has gone through certain well defined stages. As time has passed, I have evolved from one stage into the next slightly more advanced stage. I suspect that others have gone through something like this as well.

In the very first stage, I was completely enamored with the fact that attractive young women would take their tops off for my viewing enjoyment. I was excited just to go to a club to see some breasts.

In the next stage, I discovered nude clubs. Since I had never pursued my career aspirations as a gynecologist, these clubs met a need that had long been suppressed.. For a while, I was content with any club where there were women who would fully undress for my viewing pleasure.

Not long after I discovered nude clubs, I decided that I wanted to get more involved in the action. So I started sitting at the tip rail regularly where I got a better view, I tipped the dancers, and I sometimes interacted with them. Now I was not only watching, but I was becoming a participant in the strip club experience.

In the next stage, I started getting dances. They started out as mostly air dances, but with a little bit of experience I started going back to a private lap dance area.

Not too long after I started getting lap dances, I discovered how to get really good lap dances. Basically at the time this meant dances with two way contact where I could grab, hold, and eventually suck on anything except the area between their legs.

During the time that I was learning about lap dances, I discovered tuscl. Needless to say, I learned a lot. At first, I just read the reviews and those were an immense help in directing me to the right kind of clubs. I rarely ended up at any more shit hole clubs after learning about tuscl. I then monitored the discussions for a while, and once I sifted through all the crap, I sometimes learned from those as well. Eventually, I learned enough that I could actually participate in the discussions.

Next, through the ministry of the lap dance king, I discovered the LDK. This of course wasn't hard to learn, although I held off for a while because I thought it would make the dancers mad and create a scene. But I soon found out that it was often no big deal, and sometimes the dancers actually seemed to get sort of a perverse pleasure out of it. For several years, an LDK became my easily attainable goal at most clubs.

Around the time that an LDK became my focus, I learned to be particularly discerning about the exact type of woman that most turns me on. For a while, I was content with a wide variety of pretty dancers, but with time and experience I found that there was a certain type that most turned me on. My dream stripper post describes exactly the type of woman that I learned was my ultimate. Finding this exact type of dancer therefore became a regular part of all of my club visits.


Next, I learned how to pursue the dancers that I wanted. Instead of passively sitting by waiting for them to come to my table, and being frustrated if they never did, I developed my own techniques for pursuing the girls that were exactly my type. This of course was met with mixed degrees of success, but over time I became much more adept at getting dances with the girls that I most wanted.

After a few years of the LDK, it began to get old. I wanted sex with these girls. Assuming that the guys on tuscl were not lying, I knew that sex was available at some clubs. For years I was very hesitant to go after sex in clubs, and I even turned down a few girls who offered extras. But then came the night in Miami when a cute young thing offered me a blowjob, and I said yes. Maybe I'll post that story sometime. Soon thereafter, extras became a regular option whenever I was in the right kind of club. An LDK became much less common although it was still an option in a non-extras environment.

Next, after I realized that rushed sex in a cramped VIP room was not all I wanted it to be, I tried OTC. I was very quickly hooked on taking strippers out on dates that ended with sex in my hotel room This is undoubtedly the way to go. Now, while I might settle for an LDK or extras in a club, what I'm really looking for is to set up an OTC relationship. The focus of visiting a club is now often to set up or facilitate dates OTC.

Then, a few weeks ago, I discovered my DS. While some of you might say that she's just an ATF, you'd be wrong. She's in a totally different category. I'm now spending twice the amount that I used to spend on clubs every month, and most of it is going to her. We have a date almost every week, and I'm having the greatest sex of my life with the most beautiful young woman that I can possibly imagine.

And that's where I now stand in this evolutionary process. My question, particularly for those of you who've been doing this for 15-20 years or longer, is what's next in the evolutionary process. Where am I headed? Where are all of us headed? I can think of several possibilities.

First, maybe we reach the pinnacle of strip clubbing, and then we are eventually going to slowly devolve into an dirty old man at the tip rail giving the girls one dollar bills. I suppose this could happen if the little head stopped working, and drugs were no longer of assistance.

A second possibility is that we can continue to advance even when we've reached the pinnacle of having a DS. For example, maybe I could get a half-dozen or so dream strippers all over the country to service me as I travel.

Maybe the next step in evolution is even beyond a dream stripper. I have explored threesomes, for example, but have not done that yet. Could something like that be the next step in the evolutionary process?

Perhaps it's not evolution that's at work at all. Could it be that there are strip club gods who preordain and direct all of our activities, and only they know what comes next.

Or could it be, as we approach the age and experience of shadow cat, that we ourselves can become a strip club god?

What is next in the evolutionary process?

(executive summary for Steve with no dots: John Smith thinks that we might all be slowly evolving into strip club gods. What do you think?)