You're sitting alone at the bar, nursing your beer into the second hour. You've turned down every dancer that approaches you with a mumbled "maybe later." Dancers and the waitstaff start to ignore you and treat you like part of the furniture. Now, that when you can get some really good eavesdropping in and overhear cool things like:
Dancer (with noticeable belly bump) to PL: "It is so your baby!"
Haha, good times!
So what juicy conversations have you "accidentally" overheard at the club?
I overheard two guys arguing about song lyrics, celebrity gossip, and an economic boom.
• Dancer 1 to Dancer 2: "I'm sick of these guys I go out with. They're all the same. They're just after one thing--money for drugs."
Two dancers trying to converse over the loud music.
Dancer 1: "Don't worry about it, Mercedes. You can just wash it out with shampoo. I get cum in my hair all the time." Dancer 2: "No, Tiffany. I said I got gum in my hair. GUM!"
Dancer1: "The DJ fined me $50 for coming in late!" Dancer2: "I never pay fines. I give the DJ a blow job."
Dancer1: See that guy 2 seats down? Dancer2: Yea what of it? D1: I want to go to the lapdance area and fuck him hard D2: Really! Go for it. D1 to me: Want some lapdances? Me: Sure D2 to bartender: Ha Ha she fooled another PL
So far just the usual "I'm so drunk/high/hung over", along with typical boyfriend drama. One girl hadn't told her bf she was dancing and he had been tipped off and came in to confront her the previous day.
Lots of complaints about how slow it is and no one is making money.
Complaining that another dancer did OTC with one of her regulars.
A little of topic but it just came to mind. Back when I was in high school one of my buddies' dad was a private detective and has a whole bunch of ease dropping devices. So he was having a big party at his house and he hooked up a microphone under the sink in the bathroom and recorded all of the conversations that went on in there. Later that night after we had taken all of the girls home, the guys all got together to hear what the women talk about when they go to the rest rooms together. Well it blew up on the guy who planted the mic. His date had some very unpleasant and embarrassing things to say about him. That kinda of ended the party.
^^^ lol
I heard one last night yelling at me then bitching to another customer and a couple dancers anout me. I lmfao as she was a bitch. I told the bouncer what happened and he said that was the biggest mouthed bitch he ever saw working there
My pet donkey has diarhhea
Dancer 1 to Dancer 2:
"I never thought nursing school would be SO hard."
Mainly just dancers talking shit about customers. I wonder what they say behind my back lol.
No idea. Every sound in a SC to me is like that Charlie Brown teacher....WOMP WOMP WOMP WOMP WOMP!
Mostly, I hear them talking shit about the other dancers or various customers. Nothing too out of the ordinary.
Dancer: Is that a parabolic mic in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?
Well, when I was last in Club O in Harvey I overheard a dancer talk about luring a PL over to the hotel only to kill him as part of a ritual aimed at freeing Lucifer from his cage in Hell.
zip,
I thought it was for a kidney.
Haha nobody is after PLs kidneys where I work,when it's slow I hear a girl whispering on phone arranging a 'sniff' to be dropped off to someone who ordered it at some bar...
You guys must visit quiet clubs if you can overhear anything.
You need a super snooper toy
I don't know stevie-girl when I go to a strip club it's to get extras. Reading your reviews I see no mention of them, however. So clearly you are after something else. I had always guessed it was just to hear songs to quote lyrics from, or to catch up on celebrity gossip. But now we find out eavesdropping is also part of your MO? SMH