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Best SC advice you've received?

marc5
New South Wales
Had a private with a beautiful dancer who had the best personality and killer bod. In fact, it was the perfect experience. Over a drink afterwards, upon telling her how amazing the experience was for me, she smiled and sprouted the best advice a dancer has ever, ever given me.

1. Sad bitches don't get the money. (Which is really advice for dancers. However, I can think of a large number of dancers I've seen that could learn from this.)
2. Shy customers rarely - if ever - experience as good as it gets. (Meaning, it's a business transaction so negotiate - It should be a win/win.)

What's the best SC advice you've ever received?

55 comments

  • beeoch
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    10 years ago
    This may not be what your looking for but here goes. About 20 years ago I was on a quest to visit all 100+ clubs listed on Zbone.com (this is a Los Angeles area website) I was in a seedy club in Reseda, Ca tipping at the stage. The dancer on the stage softly says to me "You need to leave, the 3 guys over there are talking about robbing you" I took a glance over there 3 gang looking Mexicans. I got up and left.

    The club later was shut down by the city and rezoned so no strip club could re-open. The news story I read referred to "numerous calls for LAPD and prostitution problems.

    I never had any major problems with clubs or patrons of clubs. Do not know what would of happened if I stayed. So I will say this was the best SC advise. I ever received.

    I also have learned much by reading sites like this.

    Beeoch
  • Papi_Chulo
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    10 years ago
    Fuck her in the pussy
  • motorhead
    •
    10 years ago
    When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
  • Papi_Chulo
    •
    10 years ago
    It’s déjà vu all over again
  • Papi_Chulo
    •
    10 years ago
    People’s similarities are often different
  • JamesSD
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    10 years ago
    Everything is negotiable, but negotiate in advance.

    My own best advice is if she's not touching you during her pitch, she's not likely to provide great contact during a dance.
  • mikeya02
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    10 years ago
    Nobody goes to crowded restaurants
  • Papi_Chulo
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    10 years ago
    Go (to the SC) w/o any expectations – that way you won’t be disappointed.
  • PhantomGeek
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    10 years ago
    "Your credit card's been declined. Time to go home."
  • Club_Goer_Seattle
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    10 years ago
    We need a few more Yogi Berra quotes here, but the most applicable ones have already been stated.
  • jackslash
    •
    10 years ago
    Never pay in advance.
  • Jackmd
    •
    10 years ago
    Always use cash only.
  • Electronman
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    10 years ago
    Negotiate with the big head before all the blood has rushed to the little head.
  • mikeya02
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    10 years ago
    Don't count your chickens before they've hatched........and

    Don't put all your eggs in one basket
  • shadowcat
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    10 years ago
    Don't believe everything you read on here.
  • ATACdawg
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    10 years ago
    Didn't Yogi have a quote about "home runs"? Geez, there has to be one somewhere! ;-)
  • zipman68
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    10 years ago
    Bring a bucket of KFC.
  • JohnSmith69
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    10 years ago
    "She's not your girlfriend."
  • warhawks
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    10 years ago
    "You can observe a lot, just by watching."
  • warhawks
    •
    10 years ago
    "It's like Deja Vue all over again."
  • chandler
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    10 years ago
    Walking in the door means you are a PL. It makes everyone a PL. There are no exceptions. If you think you're the exception, that's only because it's the stripper's job to make you think so.
  • alabegonz
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    10 years ago
    Once a customer always a customer.

    Don't fall in love with a stripper.

    Always a hustle, she will hustle in some way or form.
  • Papi_Chulo
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    10 years ago
    Don’t believe her when she says “you are the only customer I do this with”
  • crazyjoe
    •
    10 years ago
    Bring cucumbers
  • mikeya02
    •
    10 years ago
    wash your hands
  • Papi_Chulo
    •
    10 years ago
    Don’t believer her when says “oh my – you have one of the biggest cocks I’ve ever seen”
  • Mate27
    •
    10 years ago
    Fuck her in the mouth!
  • Duke69
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    10 years ago
    Always bounce the check you wrote out for extra s
  • PhantomGeek
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    10 years ago
    Papi, you also shouldn't laugh when she says that. It can cut a dance short real quick. Trust me.
  • san_jose_guy
    •
    10 years ago
  • GACA
    •
    10 years ago
    You play to win the game...
  • GACA
    •
    10 years ago
    Playoffs? Playoffs? You talking playoff? We suck.
  • GACA
    •
    10 years ago
    We talking practice man, practice. I'm here cuz of practice, K practice man. Practice, not a game, practice.

    #TheAnswer
  • Papi_Chulo
    •
    10 years ago
    Buy low sell high
  • rattdog
    •
    10 years ago
    regular girls are fucked up people. strippers? why they're 10 times even more fucked up. this advice coming from a cool lesbo stripper I met over 10 yrs ago.
  • lopaw
    •
    10 years ago
    Stay away from the free taco buffet.
  • alabegonz
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    10 years ago
    Always go for the happy hour wagyu steaks, they only cost $10.

    Don't forget to always go for the 25 cent chicken wings on wednesday nights, but bring enough money just in case your DS shows up that night, you'll the best deal (chicken wings plus) the dance you will get from your future DS.
  • GACA
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    10 years ago
    If you meet your DS...wake the fuck up you're late to work
  • Clackport
    •
    10 years ago
    "These hoes ain't loyal"
  • Mate27
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    10 years ago
    ^^^ that song must be the theme song in all of Portland's clubs. 3 clubs I visited there played that song, and its been stuck in my head ever since.
  • Clackport
    •
    10 years ago
    ^^^lol
  • dr_lee
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    10 years ago
    Stay away from the champagne room...it's a total ripoff!
  • JohnSmith69
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    10 years ago
    "If you meet your DS...wake the fuck up you're late to work."

    Very funny. It's been several weeks now and I still haven't woken up. Gonna stay asleep as long as I possibly can.
  • zipman68
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    10 years ago
    Don't go to Club O in Harvey. Shady shit goes on in the hotel 300 feet away. I hear the lead singer for Journey once gave the lead singer for REO a BBBJ in that hotel. Like I said, shady.
  • Clubber
    •
    10 years ago
    "That dancer is a whore!"
  • georgmicrodong
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    10 years ago
    "There's no such thing as a free lunch."

    Come to think of it, that's the best piece of advice I've ever gotten about *anything*.
  • rockstar666
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    10 years ago
    The best way to get extras is to ask.
  • SlickSpic
    •
    10 years ago
    It's always stripper shit, even if it's true.
  • SlickSpic
    •
    10 years ago
    Gotta give Shadow credit for that one.
  • GACA
    •
    10 years ago
    Yo, that was some Rockstar advice...fckn ask.
  • chandler
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    10 years ago
    Correction: The best way to get extras is to go to the right club, and pick the right girl.
  • LenaSmirnova
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    10 years ago
    Make sure you your mouth smell mints and don't spit in the girls face when you talk your bullshit nobody cares about lol
  • GACA
    •
    10 years ago
    PP Cola is not a soft drink
  • GACA
    •
    10 years ago
    New best advice... Extended Stay America. Thanks Shadow
  • Papi_Chulo
    •
    10 years ago
    “Ask not what your stripper can do for you – ask what you can do for your stripper”
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