Best SC advice you've received?

This may not be what your looking for but here goes. About 20 years ago I was on a quest to visit all 100+ clubs listed on Zbone.com (this is a Los Angeles area website) I was in a seedy club in Reseda, Ca tipping at the stage. The dancer on the stage softly says to me "You need to leave, the 3 guys over there are talking about robbing you" I took a glance over there 3 gang looking Mexicans. I got up and left.

The club later was shut down by the city and rezoned so no strip club could re-open. The news story I read referred to "numerous calls for LAPD and prostitution problems.

I never had any major problems with clubs or patrons of clubs. Do not know what would of happened if I stayed. So I will say this was the best SC advise. I ever received.

I also have learned much by reading sites like this.

Beeoch

Fuck her in the pussy

When you come to a fork in the road, take it.

It’s déjà vu all over again

People’s similarities are often different

Everything is negotiable, but negotiate in advance.

My own best advice is if she's not touching you during her pitch, she's not likely to provide great contact during a dance.

Nobody goes to crowded restaurants

Go (to the SC) w/o any expectations – that way you won’t be disappointed.

"Your credit card's been declined. Time to go home."

We need a few more Yogi Berra quotes here, but the most applicable ones have already been stated.

Never pay in advance.

Always use cash only.

Negotiate with the big head before all the blood has rushed to the little head.

Don't count your chickens before they've hatched........and

Don't put all your eggs in one basket

Don't believe everything you read on here.

Didn't Yogi have a quote about "home runs"? Geez, there has to be one somewhere! ;-)

Bring a bucket of KFC.

"She's not your girlfriend."

"You can observe a lot, just by watching."

"It's like Deja Vue all over again."

Walking in the door means you are a PL. It makes everyone a PL. There are no exceptions. If you think you're the exception, that's only because it's the stripper's job to make you think so.

Once a customer always a customer.

Don't fall in love with a stripper.

Always a hustle, she will hustle in some way or form.

Don’t believe her when she says “you are the only customer I do this with”

Bring cucumbers

wash your hands

Don’t believer her when says “oh my – you have one of the biggest cocks I’ve ever seen”

Fuck her in the mouth!

Always bounce the check you wrote out for extra s

Papi, you also shouldn't laugh when she says that. It can cut a dance short real quick. Trust me.

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SJG

You play to win the game...

Playoffs? Playoffs? You talking playoff? We suck.

We talking practice man, practice. I'm here cuz of practice, K practice man. Practice, not a game, practice.

#TheAnswer

Buy low sell high

regular girls are fucked up people. strippers? why they're 10 times even more fucked up. this advice coming from a cool lesbo stripper I met over 10 yrs ago.

Stay away from the free taco buffet.

Always go for the happy hour wagyu steaks, they only cost $10.

Don't forget to always go for the 25 cent chicken wings on wednesday nights, but bring enough money just in case your DS shows up that night, you'll the best deal (chicken wings plus) the dance you will get from your future DS.

If you meet your DS...wake the fuck up you're late to work

"These hoes ain't loyal"

^^^ that song must be the theme song in all of Portland's clubs. 3 clubs I visited there played that song, and its been stuck in my head ever since.

^^^lol

Stay away from the champagne room...it's a total ripoff!

"If you meet your DS...wake the fuck up you're late to work."

Very funny. It's been several weeks now and I still haven't woken up. Gonna stay asleep as long as I possibly can.

Don't go to Club O in Harvey. Shady shit goes on in the hotel 300 feet away. I hear the lead singer for Journey once gave the lead singer for REO a BBBJ in that hotel. Like I said, shady.

"That dancer is a whore!"

"There's no such thing as a free lunch."

Come to think of it, that's the best piece of advice I've ever gotten about anything.

The best way to get extras is to ask.

It's always stripper shit, even if it's true.

Gotta give Shadow credit for that one.

Yo, that was some Rockstar advice...fckn ask.

Correction: The best way to get extras is to go to the right club, and pick the right girl.

Make sure you your mouth smell mints and don't spit in the girls face when you talk your bullshit nobody cares about lol

PP Cola is not a soft drink

New best advice... Extended Stay America. Thanks Shadow

“Ask not what your stripper can do for you – ask what you can do for your stripper”