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JohnSmith69

layin low but staying high

11 yrs ago · 1 min read

You think the upcoming Ferguson riots are scary? Here is the kind of anarchy we would face if all strip clubs were ever outlawed.

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steve229

I like the Sons of Anarchy TV show - only 3 episodes left!

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crazyjoe

@JS69... are you saying your going to have sex with a seal if strip clubs are banned?

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JohnSmith69

Joe, I'm saying guys will fuck just about anything if women aren't available. As for me, I have my DS so no seals for me.

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PhantomGeek

Sounds like it'll be time for folks to lock up their dogs and cats, and maybe invest heavily in the inflate-a-date industry.

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Clubber

I thought when seeing the URL, "Well, this will be a real military mess."

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Clubber

Love SOA. One of only two TV show series I watch.

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sharkhunter

It looked like other seals were just standing around watching. Could that be the equivalent of a gang rape? Someone call the penguin police.

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sharkhunter

I meant the other penguins were standing around watching not seals.

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Josh43

@Clubber: So if an animal-rights activist tells you that clubbing baby seals is cruel, you can argue that it prevents penguin rape.

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SlickSpic

Anarchy in the UK!

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jackslash

You can't blame the seal. That penguin was asking for it.

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bvino

Well of course. Look at the way they dress.

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JohnSmith69

ats funny. I don't care who you are.

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Clubber

Josh,

Actually, some have thought that doctored picture was really me. I asked if they knew my general location. Yes, S. Florida was the answer. My reply, then thank me for keeping the penguin population in check in S. Florida. :)

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Hugh_G_Rection

So do you know what a horny Walrus is looking for?

A tight Seal !

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san_jose_guy

If strip clubs were outlawed, then Striper Fucking Expert JohnSmith69 would draw his pocket pistol and lead the revolution.

SJG

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ATACdawg

NEVER get oral from a walrus!!!!!!!

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