Joke of the day

Nov 18, 2014, 12:17 PM

What does 6.9 mean?

A period that gets in the waynof a good time.

What is the square route of 69?

Ate something.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

A lick-a-loto-puss

What do you call a gay dinosaur?

A mega-sore-ass

mikeya0211 years ago

classics.......

whats's the speed limit? 68, because at 69 you eat it

crazyjoe11 years ago

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?

At 69 she gets a frog in her throat

mikeya0211 years ago

What is 68? It means you owe her one