Good Spot to Break Up the Road Trip
Driving to Portland for business and stopped for the night in Medford. Only club in town but reviews looked fairly good, and booze in a club with nudity is an oddity for this California resident so what the hell. Nudity is for stage dances only; lap dances fully clothed (although apparently some rule-breakin' occurs). I went at around 7 and admission was just $2 with two "required" drinks (although no one seemed concerned) -- $6 beer and $3 soda. Maybe shift change, but probably 7 dancers (and count went up as night wore on) and constant stage action. I was only guy at rail for a while, then different guys started coming up for specific dancers and dropping $10-25 in ones (making my paltry $2-4 tips look weak). Guess it is to curry favor with your regular/faves? Must be a lot of regulars, as I got the real stink-eye from a couple of dirty-looking guys with stupid facial hair when I talked to girls. But nothing came of it. Girls overall very friendly and pretty damn good looking for a club in the middle of bum-fuckin' nowhere Central Oregon. Mix of white and black dancers and only a couple that I would call mildly "thick" (and not fat by any means). Most quite svelte and hot. Several a little older (over 30 I'd guess) but I like that and they were really fit. One girl was an absolute dime, L.A. 10 to me: Chase, a dark-haired very tan girl (White I think) with a tiny killer thin body with massive D cups of beautiful shape, full luxurious hair and a face reminiscent to me of a young Angelina Jolie (with some perfect white chiclet teeth). Too bad that hunk of perfection was on total lockdown with a 6'5" muscle man who was throwing wads of bills on stage; I would risk a lot to get that in my lap, but cock-blocking that guy looked impossible or like it might result in slow death tied to a pine tree, so I passed. But holy shit that was a babe; I can't even imagine what she'd make per ight in L.A. Second hottest was an AA named Isis or Pisces; thin-featured pretty face, full hair and fine athletic toned body. I like how she and a couple others would slide off stage and give a little lap dance to rail birds during Song 1 (before anything came off). Buxom milf Kitty did the same, and whispered some dirty shit in my ear while giving an A+ grind for maybe a minute total, for a $4 tip!! Also liked thin blonde Pixie, who is just my type physically but seemed a little distant and distracted when I tried to engage her. Laps are $25 each in a public room with a crapload of rules (fully clothed, no touching, one dancer foot on floor, etc.) though I guess there's some leeway esp for them to touch you. Bouncers/staff were nice and low-key while I was there, but the crowd was mellow and behaved. Once I finished at stage I pulled back for chatting and dances, but sat there for maybe 15 minutes with no nibbles. Maybe the "non-local" issue? Also seems the hotties were not on the floor at that time, maybe dinner showed up in the locker room. I did not have all night to wait, and I would have had to turn down OTC if anyone had offered (I couldn't stay up late and F up the meeting the next day), so I packed it in -- and went back to my motel to think about Chase. But this was a really good place to kill a boring evening, and a really enjoyable club (mileage expectations aside) in an unexpected location.
