So dookie Juiceman, did you go? Any weird shit happen? Did the strippers dig yo' #suausage.fingers? Did ya give 'em the ol' KFC XXXtra KRIS-pay as a treat? Share wit' yo' bros, bro!
I used to enjoy a good ol' fashioned dive club, where the booze was cheap and so were the girls. But as I get older they hold less appeal for me. I no longer have any interest in:
1. getting a BJ in a communal room with 3 other guys getting their knobs polished at the same time,
2. wondering if the beat up couch under my ass would look like a crime scene under a black light;
3. going into a bathroom that's so dirty that NOT washing my hands is the more sanitary option;
4. sitting next to 3 guys trying to get a group discount with the same girl;
5. hanging out in a place where *I* am the minority, or
6. [Other issues will come to me]
There is something to be said for paying up a bit for a little more comfort, nevermind hotter girls. ;)
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Yes I went..got head in the broom closet from door girl
1. getting a BJ in a communal room with 3 other guys getting their knobs polished at the same time,
2. wondering if the beat up couch under my ass would look like a crime scene under a black light;
3. going into a bathroom that's so dirty that NOT washing my hands is the more sanitary option;
4. sitting next to 3 guys trying to get a group discount with the same girl;
5. hanging out in a place where *I* am the minority, or
6. [Other issues will come to me]
There is something to be said for paying up a bit for a little more comfort, nevermind hotter girls. ;)