You better be a baller if you’re gonna hit this place

Papi_Chulo
Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)

Form a recent review of E11leven; a fairly new upscale SC in Miami:


“…Second visit to E11even was great, but not as great as visit one. As soon as we settled in I noticed the quality here continues to be fantastic. I was joined by one of the most singularly beautiful dancers I have ever seen in a club. Period. Just perfect in every way. Went to the VIP but that's where the value proposition declined. They didn't accept AMEX for some reason due to a dispute, I'm told, so when the VISA card came out, it was a big hassle. Unlike the first visit, when I somehow stumbled into a $750 VIP room with a complimentary bottle, this go round was closer to $1600, plus tips etc. Ouch. The quality of the club is still fantastic, the girls are gorgeous, but there is much more of an up-sell feeling to it than when it first opened. That all said, it's about 40 minutes closer than Tootsies and still a great night out. …”

https://www.tuscl.net/club.php?ID=3822

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sflguy123
10 years ago
I think I'll stick to Lexx and $5 dances. lol
Papi_Chulo
10 years ago
^ yeah – we got take this guy to Secrets where the VIP room is $25 for a 1/2-hr vs the $1600 he paid LOL
JohnSmith69
10 years ago
Don't you just hate it when a club won't take your American Express to pay for a $1600 VIP room? It's so demeaning to have to pull out a Visa card.
sflguy123
10 years ago
When she wants VIP I whip this out
http://www.walletgear.com/plastic-squeez…
crazyjoe
10 years ago
You should have reserved this as a special occasion that would call for paying in all pennies
san_jose_guy
10 years ago
Secrets where the VIP room is $25 for a 1/2-hr

This is the way it should be!

So where is this Secrets?

SJG
Papi_Chulo
10 years ago
^ it’s a smallish black club in Miami – actually the club recently changed names to “The Body Club”
san_jose_guy
10 years ago
Sounds like just the place for me. Paying too much to the house for VIP makes you into a chump. In my opinion it will effect how your girl sees you and the quality of what ensues!

https://www.tuscl.net/club.php?ID=1589

SJG
Papi_Chulo
10 years ago
^ and the floor dances are $5 full-nude w/ good 2-way contact (and you can probably get FS for $100 with dancers that are FS friendly)
san_jose_guy
10 years ago
I have already noted down this place, and kept a link to this thread. It will take some time, but I will be there.

Of course you can guess where my next line of questioning will go. Will they sit on your lap and make out with you in the front room?

SJG
Papi_Chulo
10 years ago
Black girls don't kiss - they fuck - but they don't kiss - and all Miami black clubs are $5/dance
san_jose_guy
10 years ago
https://www.google.com/maps/place/Secret…

https://www.google.com/maps/@25.8813143,…

"Black girls don't kiss - they fuck "

I've heard this before, about SC's. But I've also heard just as much that completely contradicts it. I also know by personal experience that it is not true.

So do I take it then that at the Body Club you won't see much kissing in the front room?

Is this also generally true of the Miami black clubs? There are other black clubs where at least according to all posted accounts, it is quite different.

You certainly haven't been shy about posting reviews of this place.

SJG
san_jose_guy
10 years ago
http://www.yelp.com/biz/secrets-gentleme…

Sounds like just the place for me!

SJG
san_jose_guy
10 years ago
Hong Kong Bar quality
https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=3…

I'm going to reference this thread, as I think getting the VIP Room cost into the sanity realm is an important step in reaching Hong Kong Bar quality.

Its not about absolute dollars, or Mexican versus American pricing. It is simply, are you paying a reasonable price. If not, then you are being played for a chump. This alone takes you half of the way to being a PL. It diminishes you in the eyes of your girl.

I say this in part from my experiences with AAMPs as friend of the house. I would get consulted by the players on all sides, and I came to see how the girl's view the clients. Being generous is good. But just being a sucker, and to a machine which she is the bait for, of course this ruins it for you with her.

I have read of a place Venom in Tuscon where the Cabanas go for $15 for 15min. Almost as good as this Body Shop / Secrets in Miami. But this has not yet been confirmed by TUSCL members.

As far as "black girls don't kiss", I ask Papi to speak to this as it would pertain to Arnie's:
https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=3…

And then coming from of all places, Mr. LDK:
https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=3…

SJG
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