How Many Condoms Do You Carry?

11/21/2014 8:26:43 PM

Was talking to my buddy at the bar. He was relaying me a story about he met a drunk girl on the train on the way home a few weeks ago. He ended up going back to her hotel downtown and fucking her. After the first round, he wanted to pound her again, but he had already used the one condom that he had in his wallet. So I asked, "What did you do? Go home? Settle for just a BJ?" He told me since he didn't have another rubber, he just barebacked her for round two, and came on her tits.

How many condoms do you carry on you? Where do you store them? Ever go makeshift with a plastic Walmart bag?

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shadowcat

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10 years ago

I never go to a club without 1 in my pocket. You never know when you are going to need one. If I am traveling I always have an extra one in my bag.

crazyjoe

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10 years ago

1 1/2

SlickSpic

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10 years ago

I don't carry condoms, I juggle them.

DandyDan

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10 years ago

I always have at least one, but I've met a couple over time who carry them in their purse and haven't always had to use mine.

Electronman

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10 years ago

I typically carry one condom (unless I plan on visiting multiple clubs), 2 or 3 individually wrapped wet wipes and sometimes a small packet of lubricant.

ime

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10 years ago

^^^that's a good question. but I have found that even at clubs not known for extras they never seem to notice or care about condoms and wipes stuff like that.

JohnSmith69

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10 years ago

I usually buy a 12 pack and keep then in my briefcase which is always with me when I travel. They last 1-3 months. Always take 1 into the club cause, like a good boy scout, I want to be prepared. Since the experience with my DS I now carry one into even low mileage clubs just in case.

Duke69

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10 years ago

georgmicrodong

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10 years ago

I generally have two or three, plus the rest of the box in the car. Right now, the collection includes a female condom. So far, nobody's agreed to use that one. :)

sharkhunter

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10 years ago

I don't typically carry any around with me either. I'm not into one night stands or hooking up at a hotel on a moments notice. Waking up in some girl's bed and I don't even know her name or anything about her sounds like a recipe for trouble. At least if she's a dancer, you know something about her. If she was just a female customer visiting a strip club, you know nothing. I don't want to be an urban legend in the news about a random guy got his organs stolen by meeting up with two random girls who drugged him.

mikeya02

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10 years ago

Years ago I found Stealth Condums,,(true).....on the package it said, "don't let them see you coming"

Papi_Chulo

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10 years ago

I keep it simple – I just reuse the same one and then just fuck her in the pussy like jack would

Papi_Chulo

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10 years ago

@ jabb,

Many clubs; perhaps most; do not do any pat-downs (this is more often the case w/ the more upscalish clubs where there is less thug factor).

mikeya02

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10 years ago

how is a pat down going to find a condom in your wallet?

Papi_Chulo

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10 years ago

Personally I don't carry a wallet to the SC

TheFword

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10 years ago

I usually carry 2, just in case . Once I started to put it on backwards, realized my mistake, reversed it. It was almost a deal breaker. (This was for a cbj). I used to put one on in the men's room in case of LDK. I would use a cock ring to keep it on. Now I get off from extras not from high mileage grinding so I wait until it is needed.
I usually buy them 1 or 2 at a time at the local porn shop. Any spares I keep in a magnetic hide-a-key hidden on the car. "Those aren't mine Dear, that must have been there when I bought the car."

silkypants

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10 years ago

Four some times more but for me its go big or go home. I all the times I have been searched they have been looking for knives and guns. They are going to find wads of cash before they every find condoms.

MrDeuce

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10 years ago

If I'm wearing Liquid Lapdance pants under my sweats or shorts, I don't bother carrying condoms. Otherwise I have 3-4 in my pants pocket (never detected in a pat-down -- or they don't care), putting one on in the bathroom before each set of lap dances. At extras-friendly clubs in Detroit and ESL, I also don't bother, because if a stripper won't do BBBJ, she always provides rubbers.

jack0505

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10 years ago

Carry at least 1.

LenaSmirnova

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10 years ago

I find guys who only carry just one condom are stupid as they don't think it through.Anything can happen to that one condom,one is never enough anyways.

SlickSpic

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10 years ago

I wear a bandolier of condoms like any good bandito would. Aye yaye yaye! Arriba Arriba! Viva que viva!

LenaSmirnova

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10 years ago

@SlickSpic haha I hear you juggle condoms too lol but can you balance one on tip of your nose??? That would impress me! :)))

chandler

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10 years ago

I've always carried a condom wherever I go since back when I was in high school. One of these days I hope to use it. *rimshot*

goonster

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10 years ago

I generally have at least 1-2 on me and more within easy enough access

Papi_Chulo

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10 years ago

I wear one on each ear for protection from the loud music – I’m all about safety

Tiburon

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9 years ago

3. Magnums can get pricey quick. Even though I blow through three of t hem faster than I'd like every time I hit the club. They need to make a 20-pack less expensive.

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