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Two silly jokes

Two dyslexics walked into a bra

A pirate walked into a bar with a steering wheel from a sailing ship strapped around his groin. "Doesn't that hurt?", said the bartender.
The pirate replied, "arrrrr, it be driving me nuts!"

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motorhead

Lol

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Duke69

#like

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grand1511

Two athiest dyslexics walked into a bra claiming there was no dog.

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jackslash

"with a steering wheel from a sailing ship"
On a ship it is simply called "the wheel".

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jackslash

What do you get when you cross an agnostic with an insomniac with a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake all night wondering whether or not there really is a dog.

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crazyjoe

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londonguy

Q: What's the fastest moving organ inside a woman's body ???

A: A mans penis

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