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Two silly jokes

Two dyslexics walked into a bra

A pirate walked into a bar with a steering wheel from a sailing ship strapped around his groin. "Doesn't that hurt?", said the bartender.
The pirate replied, "arrrrr, it be driving me nuts!"

7 comments

  • motorhead
    10 years ago
    Lol
  • Duke69
    10 years ago
    #like
  • grand1511
    10 years ago
    Two athiest dyslexics walked into a bra claiming there was no dog.
  • jackslash
    10 years ago
    "with a steering wheel from a sailing ship"
    On a ship it is simply called "the wheel".
  • jackslash
    10 years ago
    What do you get when you cross an agnostic with an insomniac with a dyslexic?

    Someone who lies awake all night wondering whether or not there really is a dog.
  • crazyjoe
    10 years ago
    Like
  • londonguy
    10 years ago
    Q: What's the fastest moving organ inside a woman's body ???

    A: A mans penis
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