This review serves as a warning...

This review serves as a warning to avoid two strippers 'named' "Gia" and "Alana", who straight up robbed me on a recent Saturday night. I've been to Desire a lot in the past, and I'm very familiar with the club. And, I've always had a good time there, both because the girls are straight forward about what they will and won't do, and because some of them will do more than others in the VIP area. This past Saturday, after having some drinks and scoping out the scene, I identified a few girls who looked good and slowly (as is the case with Desire) started assessing whether they were up for extras or not. A couple of girls were very straight-forward and said "no", a couple who weren't quite my type said "yes" (I didn't follow through on them), and then, after striking up a conversation with "Gia", I'd thought I had found the girl who was both my type and who offered extras. Gia is short (5'3"ish), blonde, big tits, a little thick, and very New-Englandy in that sort of obnoxious way. She made me buy her a shot before we went back, which was fine. Then, we headed back to the VIP area. The plan was $130 for her, $30 for the house, and as she said "your flagpole will rise . . . and then it will fall". I asked if it would rise and fall inside her mouth and pussy, and she replied "yes". On the way to the VIP room, Gia spontaneously asked if I wanted her friend "Alana" to come along. Of course I said yes, because I'm a moron. It was clearly negotiated that the price would be double, but the amenities would be the same. Any way, long story short after standing in line for a VIP room for a bit, with a nice opportunity to really freely explore both of their bodies with my hands (implying what would occur in the VIP room - or so I thought), we made it into the booth. And then everything changed. I was pressured into paying up front, which is something I try not to do, but my resistance was overcome when it was clear that NOTHING would happen at all until I did (I should have left then.) I paid, and Gia then went straight to counting the money (repeatedly) and as I tried to move things forward with Alana, she laughed and said "Nothing's going to happen here except a lap dance, you know." I said that we had made arrangements, and she said "I'm not going to fuck you for $150!" (although that had been the arrangement.) Any way, I ended up getting a VERY shitty lap dance and after 5 minutes of what was supposed to be a 15 minute dance, they said that the time was up and asked if I wanted another dance. I protested that the time wasn't up, but I 1) didn't really want to spend another second with those robs, and 2) I realized that my money had been spent not on the extras I'd been looking for, but rather on an important educational lesson for me.

I like Desire and I'll probably be back, but this was absolutely the worst trip I've ever had and by far the worst bait-and-switch routine I've ever been a victim of any where. Learn from my mistakes and don't get a dance from Gia and/or Alana, and never pay up front.