off night

11/22/2014 1:06:09 AM

Hit my current local favorite club tonight even though I was in the wrong mood. Guess I hoped naked girls would improve it?

Because of the city I'm in, mileage is a concern for dances, and I've started to try to prenegotiate that to some degree. I know what a $10 dance can and should be at this club, and it's not an air dance, even if the rules on the wall claim otherwise.

In my stubborn ways I did learn from a drunk stripper that the VIP prices are more negotiable than I thought. She was willing to try to work with me on price and drop it $20. If I'd brought more cash I would have taken it. She was the only girl up to my standards who knew how to negotiate contact and I did get a LD from her that was pretty decent.

Still, I was bummed that this 9.5/10 Colombian spinner with a great ass wouldn't work with me on contact. I guess when you're that hot you can hold your ground on VIP? Her English wasn't perfect which made it tougher.

It was an off night for me. Every girl had something wrong. Apparently "hips too narrow" matters to me. I already knew chest tattoos were a deal breaker even when everything else worked. I also had the dreaded girl who approached me early when I wasn't ready, wasn't ideal enough to take her right away, and never managed to chat with her again. And a couple girls who fully met my standards that never made it around to me.

TL; DR JamesSD had a mildly disappointing but cheap night out.

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DandyDan

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10 years ago

I had an off night myself at my favorite club. 5 minutes after arrival, the worst girl in the place comes and sits down at the couch I sat at and basically stares at her phone the whole time. I'm frankly shocked she still dances, because she may very well be the worst dancer of all time, which is too bad, because physically, she's exactly the type I look for. In the past, I bought dances from her, but she has exactly 3 moves and in terms of pure dancing is one of the worst dancers ever. I'm surprised anyone ever gives her money, but after I finally told her I didn't want her, it's not 5 minutes later this other girl comes around, who looks like my old favorite. The only difference is the glasses are different. But with the passage of time, she may have got new frames, I figure? Actually, no, this is an entirely different dancer, who just has a very similar look, and she is totally wasted. She thinks I look like Hugh Jackman and got on me because I told her no one ever told me I look like Hugh Jackman. Frankly, I wanted to leave, but at least it ended on a high note when the one AA dancer came over and we did some dances and she let me DATY, the first ever AA coochie I ever DATY with there. However, that still does not undo the fact a couple of my old faves have apparently vanished for good.

crazyjoe

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10 years ago

It happens. I have went hoping my mood would change and just wanted to go home

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