Fun factoid: Wanda Boner worked for...

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zipman68
the speed force!
...wait for it...Colonel Harland Sanders! Check out the Colonel's FBI file (look at page 5)...

https://vault.fbi.gov/Colonel%20Harlan%2…

"Wanda Boner"...like that's a real name and not some made up porno name that the Colonel made her adopt when she starred in his groov-EEE drumstick sodomy pornos! And the really twisted shit is that page 5 of the FBI file is the Colonel inviting J. Edgar Hoover down to his ol' Kin-tuck-EE home for some twisted party time! He wanted J. Edgar to help him show the young folks how to party!

I bet that involved J. Edgar Hoover dressing up in a nice sundress while Wanda Boner slathered him in finger-lickin' sauce before a groov-EEE gangbank with Wanda!

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zipman68
9 years ago
WEEE-YAWWW!!! The Colonel was a sick fuck that forced his secretary to take on the porno name "Wanda Boner" and slather cross-dressing law enforcement figures in finger-lickin' sauce.

That is the proof positive we needed that the Juiceman be the reincarnation of the Colonel!!!

Juice! Juice! Juice!
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4got2wipe
9 years ago
"Wander Boner" Brilliant!

What is "WEEE-YAWWW!!!"? I thought the saying was "yee-haw"!
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