Mystery of the Butt Plug Revealed

Sometime back there was a thread or two discussing butt plugs and whether we were seeing them....some wondered what purpose they served. Well, I have it on good authority that while they may have some "ornamental" value, the real purpose is to simulate double penetration and the internal pressure and tightness dp creates. Unfreakin believable! And, you don't have to worry about another dude's hairy nastiness near you.

Anyone else, besides my friend the told me this, had a similar experience?