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remedies for erectile dysfunction

shadowcat
shadowcatVIP63055439

Atlanta suburb

11 yrs ago · 1 min read

You young guys don't have to worry about this as long as you are healthy. As you get to be older it can become a problem. I can bust a nut from a HJ or BJ but without some help the is no way my dick is getting into a tight pussy. It just won't get hard enough and don't even think about condoms.

The most common remedies are the ED meds. Viagra and the other 2. They do work but not for every one. Other medical problems can interfere with how well they work. If these don't work for you there are 2 other options. An implant which would be expensive. The other is a penis pump.

Penis pumps work by putting them over your cock and pumping the blood the into it until you get hard and then putting a rubber band around it to keep they blood in. They do take a few minutes to get it up. I don't know how well this would work out in the VIP room of a strip club. How would you smuggle it in and then you would have to ask your partner to wait while you insert the pump and pump it up.

All is not lost. I have found another alternative. Through research I have found a stripper that can apply enough suction to draw the blood into my cock. Thus enabling me to get hard enough for intercourse. Best of all it is cheaper than the alternatives.

Keep this in mind as you age.

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warhawks

One Swedish made Penis Enlarger Pump, coming right up....

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Tiredtraveler

Austin Powers was brilliant!

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shailynn

Have you tried other ED mess other than Viagra?

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shailynn

^^^ fuck that was supposed to be "meds" not "mess" - fuck you iPhone autocorrect!

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JohnSmith69

Now if you can only find a way to package and sell that remedy, you'll be rich

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sharkhunter

Robotic females or androids can fix that problem. Built in suction like a Hoover vacuum built right into the vagina. Now whenever we get female robot strippers that look like the real thing, complaints galore from all existing strippers. There might be a weight issue with androids as well. too heavy. since we're talking androids, the androids could have alien appendages built in, tentacles like an octopus that could reach inside a loose pair of pants and suck away. Maybe I dreamed of too many aliens. lol

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