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DoctorPhil (aka Dougster) revealed by Zippy's Crucible o' Troof(TM)

zipman68

the speed force!

Since coming back and deploying my ingenious system for troll identification (aka "Zippy's Crucible o' Troof(TM)", patent pending) Dougsta has revealed himself to be none other than DoctorPhil!

TUSCL has long had a troll problem. The first step to solving any problem is identifying the nature of said problem. Although I suspected linkages among some of the uber-hostile anti-zippy/anti-juice forces, I did not suspect Dougsta's involvement. He seemed a harmless (albeit somewhat homophobic) wackjob with an extreme hard-on for RickyDuganDude, steve-dude, Jestah-somethin'-or-other, and Txtittyfan!

But that homophobia was his downfall!!! The DoctorPhil character expressed said homophobia in spades, rephrasing any statements 'bout the ol' brown-eye in ways that indulged his twisted desires.

Case and point -- I make some mild jokes (ones that amuse almost all TUSCL readers) about sodomizing strippers with KFC drumsticks. What does DoctorPhil morph that into? His own fantasy about shoving an entire bucket o' KFC up his asswhole!

Oh, posts from both Dougsta and his alter ego TooStupidToBeADoctorPhil will sputter denials. But search yo' hearts! You know it to be true!