San Antonio Men's Club
8244 Interchange Pkwy San Antonio, TX 78218

VIP Action... Extras to be had

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Ifihadashotgun
Jul 23, 2015, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

I will start with the meat and potatoes - if you want to know about the layout etc read on further. I was in town for training and had that itch so decided to hit up Men's Club from having some luck on previous occasions. I got in after an early dinner (7ish) and paid a reduced $5 cover. On this particular night there were only about 7 girls working which alarmed me because I hadn't been to the Men's Club in a while and it looked dead compared to what I was used to. The girls collectively we a solid 7.5 (I scrutinize heavily on this - most of my buds tend to think girls are hotter than what I think). A black dancer goes on stage (B***) and she was a solid 9 (probably higher than that but I'm more into Latinas and white chicks). Very fit, long hair, round ass and big tits. I wait till the last stage of her rotation to tip her $1. Lots of cheek to cheek grazing and pelvic grinding. She puts her nipple (pasties requires by city ordinance) right in my mouth and grabs my chubby over my jeans. After her set she went and sat on a long booth next to the DJ's booth while I eye fuck her for about 4 songs. The place was empty so I thought surely she would come swing by. Finally I go to her and ask her if she would like to sit with me. She says yes and we start to chat - she tells me it's been getting harder for all of the girls to make money and that most of the girls wait to be approached by patrons. We talk about lap dances ***time to wake up cause this is when shit got real*** and I ask where she prefers to give them. She prefers upstairs in the VIP are because it's more private. I tell her I love going upstairs because I always have a lot of fun where people will leave us alone - she gives a big beautiful smile and we agree to head upstairs. I pay the entrance girl $50 for the one hour VIP wristband and we head upstairs. She takes me to the back corner where we wait for another dancer and patron to leave. We discuss what kind of fun I've previously had in VIP and I tell her - everything from HJ's to CFS. She tells me that's pretty typical and that not every dancer provided extras they all extras are to be had in VIP and that no one will say anything if they see anybody getting extras upstairs. She takes off her pasties and we DFK until the other dancer leaves and then she begins to start her first lapdance. In this first dance ($20 dances upstairs as well in case you didn't know) I get tity play, DFK, FIV that leads to DITY while she pulls her g-string to the side. I only meant to adjust my shirt but she thinks I'm trying to left it up slightly and stars unbuttoning my jeans and says "you bad... just make sure you keep track of the number of songs" and starts with the best no hands BBBJ I've ever had. I ask how about $200 for everything? She give me a couple of strokes and agrees. She provides more BBBJ, CFS cowgirl and reverse cowgirl. It was spectacular!

For those who have never been, the club as a whole is very clean and well kept. The entrance lobby is well lit with a counter on the right as soon as you enter (and pay the entrance fee). A few steps across from the counter are a set of double doors that lead to the club. Between the double doors and counter are an elevator and staircase that leads to the VIP floor. You can gain access to VIP by purchasing an annual membership (unsure of the cost), a full day VIP access wrist band for $150, or a one hour wrist band for $50.

On the first floor the double doors open up to a low lit and loud speaker system (typical strip club) atmosphere. The back wall has a very nice full stock bar. The main stage is all the way across from the bar and is elevated higher than most clubs. The floor is very open with many small tables. There are two smaller stages located on the floor (one on the right and one on the left). The girls have a three stage rotation and will finish on the small stage on the right. The DJ's booth is located on left wall with an long extended booth adjacent. The far wall is "L" shaped and are where the lap dances go down for $20 a song. The restrooms were clean and had a towel boy (the guy that squirts soap into your hand and asks if you need gum or cologne so you feel like shit if you don't tip him a dollar). Next to the lapdance area is an exit door that leads to a staircase corridor to gain access to VIP that not too may people know about. The VIP (second floor) is like an oversized balcony that wraps completely around the first floor main stage and main floor seating area. There is a full stock bar. The back wall is curtained off and is the most descend location in the entire club. Usually it is rented out by a party but no one has it rented the girls will take you there for dances is you ask.

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