Ok then...
There once was a young woman from Calgary
Who had an erotic photo Gallery
Though try as she might
She just couldn't quite
Make as much money as Farmer Art's salary
I was in Calgary for this year's Stampede but I wasn't one of the two guys that this young lady 'rode'. If you want to know the truth stories like that are very common in Calgary during Stampede. The city has a collective ten day brain freeze and thousands of young women lose their inhibitions.
Good description of the action in the Rig Pig Club in Nisku also. Nobody calls the place Peelerz. That name came from a movie that was shot in the club a few years ago. Management of the Rig Pig was happy to keep the leavings of the film crew. The movie was Fubar2, lousy movie; don't bother with it.
The loonie toss isn't normally as described in the article - tossing loonies into a beer jug. The real loonie (or toonie) toss involves the coins and a dancer's gaping vajayjay. It is absolutely bizarre. You American guys should visit an Alberta club just one time so that you can say that you have seen the loonie toss.
To my knowledge the loonie toss is strictly an Alberta phenomenon.
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Story is useless with out a link to the video...
What kind of news people do they have in Calgary? lol.
We need photographic evidence! ;)
Show us your tits!
Show us your tits!"
Brilliant!
There once was a young woman from Calgary
Who had an erotic photo Gallery
Though try as she might
She just couldn't quite
Make as much money as Farmer Art's salary
I was in Calgary for this year's Stampede but I wasn't one of the two guys that this young lady 'rode'. If you want to know the truth stories like that are very common in Calgary during Stampede. The city has a collective ten day brain freeze and thousands of young women lose their inhibitions.
Good description of the action in the Rig Pig Club in Nisku also. Nobody calls the place Peelerz. That name came from a movie that was shot in the club a few years ago. Management of the Rig Pig was happy to keep the leavings of the film crew. The movie was Fubar2, lousy movie; don't bother with it.
The loonie toss isn't normally as described in the article - tossing loonies into a beer jug. The real loonie (or toonie) toss involves the coins and a dancer's gaping vajayjay. It is absolutely bizarre. You American guys should visit an Alberta club just one time so that you can say that you have seen the loonie toss.
To my knowledge the loonie toss is strictly an Alberta phenomenon.
Most Americans say "CAL-guh-ree"
But it seems many Canadians from the Eastern part of the country (Ontario) say
"Cal-GAR-ee) with this emphasis on "Gary" like the man's name.
However, natives of Alberta pronounce it as two syllables only. This is how farmerart say it.
"CAL-gree". Only two syllables