The Lamp Liter
1474 US-6 Ottawa, IL 61350

A chill place

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dag19013
Jul 23, 2015, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Evening

Talk about a relaxed atmosphere, this is the most chill club I have been to. I came here on a Wednesday evening at about 7, no cover at this time. Mostly older folk with a younger guy in attendance. It felt like I just stepped back in time back to the late 80's or 90's, wood paneling and old tube tvs. The only update there is the odd fake torches or flame, what ever you call them, and there is video gambling machines. I got a beer, don't remember a price but it wasn't cheap or outrageously expensive. I only had a enough time to see a couple of dancers on stage but it was different than other clubs. These girl pick their songs and if it's slow, the girl will just chat with you on stage. Lap dances are not private but basically in the corner of the place. I spent some time chatting with a girl named Shotzy and since I was the only one at the stage, I spent most of the time chatting and getting tits and ass to the face every so often from her. The entire time I was never asked about getting dances, I had to ask! So, my time was running out and inquired about dances. We went to the corner, $20 per dance fully nude not too bad. I got two and Shotzy did me a great dance, full contact grind. She said I can only touch her ass and waist area and no sucking on the nipple, but I can't complain. YMMV but I don't know if there's any specific rule regarding contact for dances by the club. Overall, if you're in the boonies and want a quick beer at a chill place with tits, then this is the place to go. Most likely, I would return.

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