I've had thousands of conversations with strippers over the years, and we've talked about a myriad of topics. But I rarely discuss politics or current events of a political nature. I keep up with current events and consider myself politically astute, but this just never seems like a topic of logical conversation with a young sex worker.
So I was a little surprised when my stripper "date" for the evening recently brings the subject up after sex. This is not the DS by the way, since sometimes I may give the impression that she is my stripper world. She's a huge part of it but not the entire universe.
So we are lying in bed post sex, and out of the blue she says: "why did Obama give one of our nuclear weapons to the Arabs." Now to my credit, I resisted the very strong urge to laugh. If she was a midget or if I were high, then I probably could not have restrained myself but neither was true so I kept myself under control.
Not quite sure how to respond, I started with : "what do you mean." She says that she read online that Obama gave our nuclear weapons to Iran, and that didn't seem right to her. No I agreed that would not be right, although as much as I despise Obama I think she might have read that story a little too quickly.
So I explained the deal that was reached with Iran on its nuclear program and how some critics think this may allow Iran to develop nuclear weapons. I said this was probably what she was reading about. She seems to understand in a general sense but she insists that she read that he gave Iran some of nuclear weapons and that just isn't right.
So I took a different approach and told her again how awesome her breasts are, particularly her pointy nipples. The conversation went much better after that.
Anybody else ever tried discussing politics with a stripper?


It's hard to have an intelligent conversation about policy with most people because they confuse politics with what the programs really are. Even educated people get too caught up in politics, so 99 times out of 100 a dancer would be hopless at it.