Advertisement

Breaking Up with a Japanese Girlfriend

Jul 18, 2015, 6:39 PM
Avatar for jackslash
jackslash
Detroit strip clubs

Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girlfriend? You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

comments (16)

Jump to latest
Avatar for Estafador
Estafador

Was that analogy on purpose? Or was that a racist joke. If the latter, you could do far better

Avatar for ime
ime

It wasnt funny but how was it racist? Pc bitches everywhere now a days.

Avatar for Papi_Chulo
Papi_Chulo

That was cold

:)

And I thought it was funny – but felt bad that I thought it was funny.

Avatar for shadowcat
shadowcat

Did you hear about the Japanese stripper that almost starved to death because no one had a yen for her? :)

Avatar for JamesSD
JamesSD

Lol.

It's not racist. It might be jingoistic. Also might be in poor taste, although Nagasaki was ... 70 Years ago or so?

Avatar for Itsmytime
Itsmytime

Late last night I asked my new Chinese girlfriend who works in a restaurant for some 69. She responded by saying the restaurant closed an hour ago.

Avatar for jackslash
jackslash

Too soon for atomic bomb jokes?

Avatar for chandler
chandler

Yes, it would have been sicker if you'd waited until August 6th.

Avatar for Estafador
Estafador

@itsmytime I don't get it.

@shadowcat I don't get it

@ime Stop being macho, nobody knows who you are personally.

Avatar for shadowcat
shadowcat

Estafador - Yen 1) a strong desire 2) a unit of Japanese currency.

Avatar for Estafador
Estafador

ah a sort of double entendre. Didn't know that yen meant a strong desire. Eh, you could do better.

Avatar for JohnSmith69
JohnSmith69

Esta, smoke some weed and relax. Then you'll get the jokes, or they'll still be funny even if you don't get them.

Avatar for ime
ime

@Esta ok kid, I will try to be like you and be offended by things that aren't offensive but I won't understand the reason why anyway.

Avatar for ATACdawg
ATACdawg

Frankly, I have a bit of trouble making a joke over 200,000 dead after only two bombs.

Don't get me wrong, it was absolutely the right thing to do and probably saved millions of casualties, both American and Japanese. Even so, I'll bet that Truman wondered if he would go to hell for making that decision.

Avatar for Itsmytime
Itsmytime

The restaurant where she works has an extensive takeout menu. #69 is broccoli beef with water chestnuts.

Avatar for Dougster
Dougster

Funny shit!

Advertisement