This is a text convo that I recently had with a buddy.

BUDDY: I'm in an awkward place.

ISHMAEL: I told you to sign up for yoga.

BUDDY: Shut up. I'm in an awkward place at a strip club.

ISHMAEL: Have you been asking the bouncers for lapdances again?

BUDDY: Don't be a dick. I'm about to get a private dance with a smoking hot Latina that just started working here.

ISHMAEL: Hokay. And?

BUDDY: During the week, she's the smoking hot Latina who works on the cleaning crew at my job.

ISHMAEL: I'll put it out there that you may not be making good decisions...

BUDDY: I'm going in!

ISHMAEL: I edit resumes!

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