When visiting clubs, I usually like to take my time surveying the talent, chatting up the dancers and scouting out/negotiating extras. But sometimes you don't have lots of time and you have a mission. My latest visit to Landing Strip (near Detroit) featured two VIP session with two different dancers. I was in and out of the club (and in and out, in and out, in and out, of the dancers, you get the idea) within an hour. Next best thing to a fast food drive through, only with different menu items.
What's your record for short visits to a club? It doesn't count if you just walk in and decide to leave because the talent is weak-- you need to arrange for LDs or better yet extras during your short visit.
One time, I went to my favorite extras club late on a Saturday. I sat down for 10 minutes and met one of the ladies who I thought had potential but was previously shy about giving extras. She tells me I need to do the VIP with her now. I wanted to argue, but I could see where it was going, so I didn't argue. It was all over in 30 minutes. I didn't even get much of a chat in with my then CF, who had only arrived on the scene after it was over. Her loss, at least for that night.
Depends on the club. You can be in and out of Arnie's in Harvey, IL in 20 min with a BJ or FS, or spend a year in Heavenly Bodies in Elk Grove Village and get no extras at all (unless you get to know the dancer over time). Since I prefer to stay a few hours, HB is more my speed. Especially since I have regulars there. If I don't have at least an hour, I don't even go.
Around 45 minutes. I sat down and one of the consistently good dancers had just left the stage, and I took her to the back. My favorite happened to be back there, so I stayed back with the current dancer until my favorite left after two songs. I sat back down and my favorite stopped by shortly after. My other favorite was also there, and normally I would get around 4 songs from both dancer, however my favorite was in rare form. She was all over me even before we went back, and once in the back was insatiable. I decided to skip the other dancer and got 6 songs and left fully satisfied.
As I left my other favorite stopped by, and I told her sorry the previous dancer was so good, I am all tapped out and left.
No lie, I'm not trying to win a contest here, but a year ago I sat down and was offered a dance within 5 minutes of sitting down. This girl would put her hands up my shorts, jerk me off while blowing me over my shorts. After two songs I was spent and left without ordering any drinks.
At $10 a floor dance I tipped her $20 and walked out with $40 total damage in 10-15 minutes.
There's a club in Louisville that had a nice little AA fellatrix who could have my buy down her throat in 15 minutes. She was day shift, so I'd walk into the empty club, take her back for the 15 minute "special" ($60), drop trou, blow load, and walk out in 20 minutes or less. Total cost, about $100, $4 more if the bartender was enforcing the one drunk minimum.
Went to one of my favorite places couple weeks ago to finish off a day of clubbing happy. First dancer that came to me was the hottest girl there took me back and I was out in 15 min. lol
I'm sure I've had good short visits; but def not the norm and can't remember one of the top of my heads.
My M.O. is:
+ I like variety and thus don't have a fave – even if I get well taken care-off by a dancer; my appetite for variety often means I'll stick around and sample other “dishes” if I had not yet done-so in that visit
+ I'm not much into extras and only partake every now and then – so less chance of being satisfied early-on in my visit – but even when I am, I often stick still around since I like being in a club min 2 hours and sometimes up to 4 if there is enough talent/variety to keep me interested
Thus I never really look-forward to quick visits and being a bachelor and no-kids means I have flexibility w/ my time.
I think it was 11 minutes for me...small club and was approached immediately by a dancer who always got it done for me....I barely lasted through the first song and cut the second song short....I paid her $60 (songs are $30 each) and was out the door. I personally like to stay and survey the talent, but for whatever reason I decided to see how quickly (and cheaply) I could make a visit.
Back in my twenties during my marriage i used to sneak around and club. So i agree with the 30min and under times. Hell i used to spend $250 up to $500 on services in that 30min time block
I was in a extras club for a couple of minutes, this decent looking girl sat on my lap and said she would give me a head clinic. She wasn't lying, I left happy after 5 minutes.
My shortest would have been around 18 minutes at the Criket my last visit, if I hadn't had to wait an hour for one of the 3 dancers I was interested in to be available.
Also what I posted as my shortest visit to only one club in one day. My shortest visit to a single club was around 20 minutes, but was part of nearly three and a half hours of club hopping in Tampa. I had spend a little under and hour at 2001 Odyssey and got a few lap dances but the talent was a bit week and wanted too much for extras which was available. I had other plans for extras, so then drove across the street to Mons Venus and got one 3 for 50 special from one dancer, a good dance too but I left after about 30 minutes since it was time for dinner.
I ate at Columbia then drove to Scarletts, but the club parking lot was practically empty so I drove back to Mons and spend another hour and a half between the two clubs. Decent dances, but no extras.
It was now around 10:00 PM, so I drove back to Scarlettes, walked in and immediately a girl next door looking blonde with large natural tits sat down. After a short conversation which lasted at most 5 minutes, and consisted mostly of have I ever been to Tampa before, had I got dances anywhere, and if I understood how things went there, we went to one of the regular dance booths and about 15 minutes later was out the door and gone quite satisfied, having been in the club at most 20 minutes.
My plans the entire day were visiting several clubs in Tampa with lap dances and extras only a secondary consideration and ending the night at Scarletts on a bang. So while my end goal was extras at Scarletts, my entire visit for all clubs was 3 1/2 hours, but I was only in Scarletts for 20 minutes. Which may or may not count.
I arrived at BTs in Dearborn under the gun since I struck out at Flight Club in Inkster one time. I remember looking at the clock in my car when I used the valet and it was 1:24AM. I walked in, didn't even get a drink and stood by the bar trying to find someone quick to take to VIP before they closed at 2AM. Before I knew it a really, really cute 30 year old was walking by and I introduced myself. I remember exchanging names and said I would like to go to VIP. She asked "have you ever been here" and I said "many times" and she asked "what would you like to do and how much do you want to pay?" I told her to give me a price but she couldn't, so I replied with a price and said "is this enough? and I want to do EVERYTHING," and she said "everything?" and I replied with "yes." She sat there and thought for a minute and said "well okay, but I really don't want to do anal sex." I laughed and said, "yeah I wasn't planning on that" then she got a big smile and off we went. I exited the VIP and immediately left the club, I think it was around 1:55AM when I entered my car. After she got off work she actually came to my hotel and hung out for a few hours because she didn't want to go home yet.
On a number of occasions (at least four that I can think of, including two weeks ago), I have hit my favorite club (which is only open from 9 to 1) either before or after a 10:00 movie as a man on a mission. I find one of several regulars who know just how to dance for me, and after one or two dances I'm out the door satisfied and all of $15-30 poorer ($10-20 until a couple of years ago). I don't pay cover because I have a VIP card, and I don't buy a drink because . . . well, because I'm on a quest that doesn't require a beverage. The most recent such strip club quickie was just two weeks ago. Yeah, I guess on nights like that I'm paying for ejaculation services :)
On the other hand, sometimes I spend a leisurely afternoon at another favorite club that has a dayshift and spend 3-4 hours and a couple hundred smackers on drinks, stage tips, and lappers.
I was gambling at Turning Stone 2 weeks ago and decided that I need a break. Drove to V-Jah's and got there at 8:15. Ordered a water and took 3 sips. Five minutes later s pretty young Hispanic lady sat down , grabbed my junk and said "If you you are interested you could give the bartender $30 and me $100 and be cumming in my mouth in less than 15 minutes. She was right.. 23 minutes from the time I walked in until I left. Back at the Casino an elderly chinese woman rolled 4 straight hard 10's, hit 6 numbers and we booked a week's vacation at Vail.
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As I left my other favorite stopped by, and I told her sorry the previous dancer was so good, I am all tapped out and left.
At $10 a floor dance I tipped her $20 and walked out with $40 total damage in 10-15 minutes.
Shadowcat: The rest of the day-- work on converting some of the other not-so-fine clubs in Atlanta into the Follies franchise model!
My M.O. is:
+ I like variety and thus don't have a fave – even if I get well taken care-off by a dancer; my appetite for variety often means I'll stick around and sample other “dishes” if I had not yet done-so in that visit
+ I'm not much into extras and only partake every now and then – so less chance of being satisfied early-on in my visit – but even when I am, I often stick still around since I like being in a club min 2 hours and sometimes up to 4 if there is enough talent/variety to keep me interested
Thus I never really look-forward to quick visits and being a bachelor and no-kids means I have flexibility w/ my time.
Also what I posted as my shortest visit to only one club in one day. My shortest visit to a single club was around 20 minutes, but was part of nearly three and a half hours of club hopping in Tampa. I had spend a little under and hour at 2001 Odyssey and got a few lap dances but the talent was a bit week and wanted too much for extras which was available. I had other plans for extras, so then drove across the street to Mons Venus and got one 3 for 50 special from one dancer, a good dance too but I left after about 30 minutes since it was time for dinner.
I ate at Columbia then drove to Scarletts, but the club parking lot was practically empty so I drove back to Mons and spend another hour and a half between the two clubs. Decent dances, but no extras.
It was now around 10:00 PM, so I drove back to Scarlettes, walked in and immediately a girl next door looking blonde with large natural tits sat down. After a short conversation which lasted at most 5 minutes, and consisted mostly of have I ever been to Tampa before, had I got dances anywhere, and if I understood how things went there, we went to one of the regular dance booths and about 15 minutes later was out the door and gone quite satisfied, having been in the club at most 20 minutes.
My plans the entire day were visiting several clubs in Tampa with lap dances and extras only a secondary consideration and ending the night at Scarletts on a bang. So while my end goal was extras at Scarletts, my entire visit for all clubs was 3 1/2 hours, but I was only in Scarletts for 20 minutes. Which may or may not count.
I arrived at BTs in Dearborn under the gun since I struck out at Flight Club in Inkster one time. I remember looking at the clock in my car when I used the valet and it was 1:24AM. I walked in, didn't even get a drink and stood by the bar trying to find someone quick to take to VIP before they closed at 2AM. Before I knew it a really, really cute 30 year old was walking by and I introduced myself. I remember exchanging names and said I would like to go to VIP. She asked "have you ever been here" and I said "many times" and she asked "what would you like to do and how much do you want to pay?" I told her to give me a price but she couldn't, so I replied with a price and said "is this enough? and I want to do EVERYTHING," and she said "everything?" and I replied with "yes." She sat there and thought for a minute and said "well okay, but I really don't want to do anal sex." I laughed and said, "yeah I wasn't planning on that" then she got a big smile and off we went. I exited the VIP and immediately left the club, I think it was around 1:55AM when I entered my car. After she got off work she actually came to my hotel and hung out for a few hours because she didn't want to go home yet.
On the other hand, sometimes I spend a leisurely afternoon at another favorite club that has a dayshift and spend 3-4 hours and a couple hundred smackers on drinks, stage tips, and lappers.
Fifteen minutes BSing, 15 minutes in VIP, then a quick wash up and outta there.