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How to Get a Stripper to Stop Texting Me

GACA
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Un-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.

10 yrs ago · 1 min read

Never happened before... exchanged numbers with a stripper strictly for scheduling purposes. Now I'm always getting text on how's my day, WYD, blah blah...

I've ignored most I'd them. Then I said only text if we're gonna fuck, that stopped her for a day or two. Now it's back texting.

Obviously if it gets too annoying I pay to block her number but anyone ever had this happen and not have to go through all that trouble?

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gawker

My iPhone has a feature allowing you to block numbers. I've blocked a couple of dancers who were just being a pain in the ass. I've also blocked about 60 numbers from Viagra sales people and solar panel purveyors.

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shadowcat

I don't have to pay to block numbers. If ignoring her doesn't work then you'll have to pay to block her number. She isn't going to listen to reason.

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san_jose_guy

Just go and fuck her. And if that's not enough, come back the next day and do it again.

Just keep on doing it, and eventually she'll chill out.

SJG

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JamesSD

Wait, so is this girl trying to date you or get you into the club to spend?

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GACA

I assume get me in the club, but she's to high energy whacky for me to want to date. She's cute as long as she's not talking

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ButterMan

This doesn't happen often to me. But when it has the stripper is usually in desperate, begging mode!

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twentyfive

Get her a box of chalkken fangers that will teach her not to text you

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mikeya02

Show her this thread

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alabegonz

That sucks, you suck because you gave your number to a girl you don't like.

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GACA

^^^ will do :)

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Papi_Chulo

I gave my burn # to an ebony last week and she has texted me pretty much every day since then – I replied to only one of her texts letting her know I would not be coming into her club for now; but she keeps texting – does not really bother me too much and I assume she'll stop after I don't respond for a week or so – but darn – she is persistent.

She works in a small black club down here in Miami where not a lot of custies spend and I spend well – she had a baby not too long ago and had stopped dancing and just got back recently so I guess she is hurting for $$$ - but I'm not much of an OTC guy not the type to stick to any particular dancer; so I'm not in a big hurry to meet up w/ her (I like to club on my terms and when I'm in the mood to do so; not when a dancer wants me to come in).

b/c I spend well in the small black clubs I hit; I get A LOT of #s (or get asked for mine) – for a while there I started saying no to # requests but when I'm in the club and horny it often seems like a good idea to take her # or give her mine.

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georgmicrodong

Google Voice. In addition to giving you a second number in your phone, there's all sorts of nifty features, including one that blocks numbers. If they call, they get the number disconnected message.

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rockstar666

Stalkers and the Stalked. Buy a gun and if you hear a bump in the night, just start shooting. Always soften up a dark room with cover fire before turning on the light.

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sharkhunter

Play with her acting like you can't wait to fuck her. She might think you're a bit creepy or agree. Either way it sounds like win win unless she's a fugly. Talk dirty to her about want you want to do or tell her you want to see her tits before you respond. Maybe that's not a good idea. She might enjoy the dirty texting even more.

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JamesSD

Send her dick pics?

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shailynn

"She's cute as long as she's not talking " - sadly that counts for at least 80% of all cute girls.

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san_jose_guy

So GACA, have you gone over to her home and fucked her yet? If she's texting you, then that must be what she wants. Was doing it once enough, or are you still making nightly visits?

SJG

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Clackport

Tell her "I have no money." That should do the trick.

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sharkhunter

Tell her to show you her tits. If she does then ask if she minds sharing with everyone here.

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Papi_Chulo

Tell her you are gonna band her

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Papi_Chulo

Tell her you're gonna give Juice her #

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rickdugan

Clackport beat me to it. As he said, tell her you're broke. Just as an added bonus, you could also tell her that it doesn't mean that you two can't have a real date if she's interested. Not only will she stop texting you, but SHE may be the one to do the blocking. ;)

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Subraman

SEND HER A PIC OF YOUR DICK!

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vincemichaels

Next time she pulls it out, take it away from her and leave the club never to return.

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Markcarman1234

Why would you want to do that

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GACA

^^Because she's wasting my time.

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JamesSD

Act like a chick. Just don't text back. Or block her.

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sharkhunter

I got a better way. Ask her five questions one at a time.
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Like how often does she exercise? Or What is her 5 year plan? Or How much money does she make?

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georgebailey

Rech you troll.
You hurt her feelings. Buy her an expensive gift.

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