10 yrs ago · 1 min read
Just let me know. I've kicked John Smith's DS to the curb and she's gone back to him. She probably still had vulture jizz on her breath when he kissed her.
I share most of my hairless ape girlfriends with my buddy rickthevulture. So you may have to fuck a vulture. Don't worry, vultures don't have a dick so he'll just rub his cloaca on your cunt until he cums. John Smith's DS liked it.
Regardless, you'll get my BSLC in every hole so you'll have a good time. Trust me. ROAR!
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@apieceofsausage you astutely pointed out that @Skifredo’s 36 years of marriage can’t be that good because he posts on here obsessively about being a demented strip club hound. I don’t know how much you know about Fredo, but what you must…
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Skifredo is angry that there are big ‘n heavy hairless apes in the frickin’ NFL. What’s gonna be his next beef with the world? Water too wet? Jack is too delightful? His mommy endangered him by letting him cross the frickin’…
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Since moving to America I’ve come to the conclusion that most of y’all are frickin’ crazy. What else would you call a culture that has as its holiest day a celebration that involves removing a sleepy ground squirrel from his…
Not looking for extras. Just normal two-way contact and price below $25 per song (3min) would be great. Currently I had experience with: Boardroom Cabaret outside of Boston (get busy late night), Gallagher's and Show Palace in LIC ($100 for…
Even if we don't get credit, it would be nice to review as I was about to, but it has only been 2 or 3 weeks since the last. Or should I wait till 30 days from prior…
I like hero hair, her bikini with the yellow stars and her shoes 👠 :D
The new design is very difficult to read
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No thank you.
I don't know how any woman can turn down that offer!
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