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Drank aka Purple Mud

https://youtu.be/vBaiweEK6IA

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Finishing tonight off with deserts and movies

https://instagram.com/p/-kUZSWtQUNcLCaN4f10b9gJjcX6bctKVaCYxs0/ How are you guys finishing off this Thanksgiving

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I, too, am thankful for Michelle Keegan

Deserving of her own discussion thread is Michelle Keegan from Manchester (i.e. "Mancunian" - quaint English people!), universally known in the UK as Tina from her role on "Coronation Street". She is 28 and her measurements are 30DD-22-30 (!), though…

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Da juice Mang out does Pee. Nemursus

https://youtu.be/HN2mDy2ixaI

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Juice and his dog at the beach

You gotta laugh at this one... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3NOYMzVC3s

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my new tattoo

https://instagram.com/p/-i2DssM9fl/

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Do you get PMs like i do ?

This was from a member that does review's but obviously lurks the board...i will hide his name because i get the feeling his a kool guy Remember i copy and pasted this so read it from bottom to the top I'm doing…

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been eating, drinking all day...how do you feel ?

I feel like this https://instagram.com/p/-czPMLqJ6W/

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What did the streetwalker say when Juice pulled over?

"Are you going to pay me in cash for once, or is it going to be those damn chackin fangers again?"

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Juice on the loose

http://forums.wakeboarder.com/files/chavez_266.jpg

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Why did Juice's turkey run away?

It didn't like the way it was being stuffed

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Smash or Pass

https://youtu.be/Gg81r0VvjmA

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Why did Juice and the turkey get pulled over?

They were suspected of fowl play

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Smash or Pass ?

https://instagram.com/p/-jyR0iNQToDq-XCCj1dPWp14xFl5-G24CmIr40/

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Domination Lapdance (Second Time Around)

It has been a while since I felt this way, but last night was the kind of night I would be spending money for fun. So, I went out with my buddy to have a good conversation about his life. He…

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Healthier weed

Colorado made it mandatory to test weed for dsngerous chemicals before it is sold. Who knows what you are smoking with unregulated weed http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/5655fcf4e4b079b28189fb8c

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FML I didn't know this stuff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_17eFD4v-UE I only knew about #18 tin foil tabs, #9 tiolet seat cover, #4 coke for a corroded car battery. My life has been for not!

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What is your favorite juice spelled word ?

My 1st favorite is band my 2nd favorite chaccan fangars

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This is me in 30 years

This is me in 30 years. If I can become a billionaire by then. http://nypost.com/2015/11/26/sumner-redstone-hungers-for-red-beef-and-sex-ex-girlfriend/?utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=NY%2520Post%2520Newsletter&utm_source=Sailthru

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What I Am Thankful For

Toned, tanned, beauties in white bikinis http://www.gotceleb.com/wp-content/uploads/celebrities/michelle-keegan/bikini-photos-in-st-vincent-hq/Michelle-Keegan-Bikini-HQ--02-e1358781050314.jpg

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I WANT TO STRIP BUT NOT SELL MY BODY. HELP!

http://www.houstonpress.com/music/i-want-to-strip-but-not-sell-my-body-help-7956865

Paradise Saloon

Lawrence, Kansas

Not so great

Just a "revisit" of the Paradise which, sadly, has not been great the last couple of months. For my money, the friendliest and most down-to-earth staff of bouncers, bartenders and waitresses in town but…

Flamingo Club

Lawrence, Kansas

Good club for what it is

This place is so much better than it was a few years back. There are always dancers, at least a few of whom are attractive, the staff is friendly and attentive, the drinks are…

Blu Astor Gentlemen's Club

Janesville, Wisconsin

Round 2 at Diamond Jims

Decided to stop back in old Diamond Jim's for round 2 on a Sunday afternoon. Cover was the 5, same as before, was only 3 dancers on shift, 3 patrons in the club, one getting ready to…

The Harem Dayton

Dayton, Ohio

Harem staying consistent last few month

Since my last review in June the club has stayed fairly consistent. A few times it was packed, but most of the time the crowds have been average, with a decent amount of people,…

Sin City Cabaret

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Back Again. Maybe This Time

Second visit within 2 week period after skipping place for quite some time after its initial opening. The club has been described over n over again so I won't day much other than it…

Buck's Cabaret El Paso

El Paso, Texas

TS Thanksgiving dinner... Meh..

I was in the area and stopped by the Ts again. They had a buffet going so at least i got fed. Layout has not changed, Y-shaped stage with 3 poles, two girls on stage…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Pandora on a Friday Night

First time review here and first time coming to this establishment. Just decided to go because I was in North Seattle at the time, leaving my friend's place and decided to check this place out.…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Disneyland for men

This is honestly like disneyland for men. Went on a friday night, there was many beautiful ladies, however it was very busy! Nowhere to sit and you could hardly walk. I would say it's better…

Macombo Lounge

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

worth a look

this club is located near the residential area. the Dancers are mostly Black, and the customers are mostly blacks as well, it may seem unsafe but I have not had any problems. there are…

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Nice place to hang out

I work in downtown DC and visit this club about once a week. On the whole, it has a great group of girls. But to fully enjoy their company, you have to get…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Mostly ok visit, but bad ending

Walked in, nobody at the front so paid cover at the bar and thats where immediately after paying I was approached. We sat down, talked, and she showed me around the back where the…

Lust Gentlemen's Club

South Amboy, New Jersey

sinclair's Review

I went to The Den about midnight on a Friday night. This place is a pain in the ass to get into because you can only enter and exit using the northbound lane of NJ…

XXXV Gentleman's Club

Sayerville, New Jersey

sinclair's Review

I went to XXXV Club around 23:00 on a Friday night. I saw the neon lights while heading north on NJ 35, so I decided to check it out, going in blind. To park in…

Sugar Shack

Lake Geneva, Wisconsin

sinclair's Review

I visited the Sugar Shack on a Wednesday night around 20:00. There was no cover charge on this Wednesday evening. A Sincweiser was $5. The first floor of the club has female dancers, and I…

Wild Rose (was TNT Gentlemans Club)

Watertown, Wisconsin

sinclair's Review

TNT Gentlemen’s Club is located out in the boondocks of Wisconsin in a little farming hamlet. Once you find Lebanon, Wisconsin, TNT will be the only thing popping after 19:00. There is no cover charge…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

ROB - Autumn aka Shelby from Flint

Well, even some of the most seasoned mongers can get ripped off on occasion. Regrettably, yours truly just got ripped off by a greedy, young dancer who goes by the stage name of Autumn, but…

Studio 253

Providence, Rhode Island

A Unique goodbye...

This place certainly was unique on the Rhode Island scene. You chose your lingerie model from those at the desk, or waited to see who else completes a session and returns to the reception area…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Finally visited the famous follies

I haven't visited other clubs in Atlanta so i'm not sure how they compare, but at the same time i'm not sure if I want to visit other clubs. Follies is great, just keep…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

First Visit to Platinum Plus

I had been to Platinum West a couple of times before, but after a date in Columbia I decided to stop into Platinum Plus and see how it stacked up. As far as physical layout…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

Daytime Visit

Learned through the grapevine that The TC is now open during the day, which is the best time for me to stop in when in Greensboro. 4 white girls, a couple asians, and a veteran…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Ripoff warning

I was up in area north of Atlanta and decided to drop down and check out this club for first time. It is a large open area with several stages in use and girls…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Go! Don't hesitate, Go!

I had read about HK on TUSCL for over a decade. Finally, business had me in San Diego, with my flight landing around noon. Checked into my downtown hotel and made a bee-line…

Hot Peppers

Prague, Czechia

Lots of fun

We went to Prague again, I have wrote a review on darling already and this time we started to going to all the strip clubs in Prague . The environment was great and friendly and there…

Rose City Strip

Portland, Oregon

Locals haunt with low pressure

Heard good things about rose city and almost went to the wrong place! it's RIGHT next door to Hawthorne strip, which is kinda weird , because it's on Powell. this is a big club, no…

Centerfold Lounge Detroit

Detroit, Michigan

Things have really slowed down

Headed to Centerfold or the first time in over 3 months. The lower level vip is now a game room and the upstairs vip is now a line of couches against the wall. Gone are…

King's Gentlemen's Club

Clearwater, Florida

Not so bad. REALLY?!

I've been watching and occasionally visiting the joint since it reopened ad G Spot a few years ago- was Personality for over 30 years and a helluva place. Since the ownership, management…

Allure

Fort Myers, Florida

Babes is pretty good

I've reviewed Babes before. I get to Ft Myers one week a month, and usually stop in a few times. It's my first choice in FM. No cover until 6 or 7pm, and then $5…

Desert Flame

Mesa, Arizona

East Valley Experience

So, This is definitely a local hang out and a hole in the wall strip club. Way out in the east valley. So if you decide to go, be careful drinking because there…

Centerfolds Houston

Houston, Texas

Centerfold's Review

The club is moderate in size, smaller layout, but with 2 levels. The second floor is closed off for VIP/bottle service. Overall, it's clean and nicely decorated. There is a sizable main stage and 1…

Leather and Lace Southend

Charlotte, North Carolina

My Quarterly Floor Check

I really like this club and keep going back hoping to someday hit the jackpot. It has all the right elements for a great time, but it just can't pull it off. Raising the LD…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Sunday Fun Day

Had a few hours to kill last Sunday afternoon, so I met up with my buddy Sam at Follies for a few hours of fun. It wasn't all that busy when we arrived, but certainly…

Deja Vu presents Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Shreveport, Louisiana

Saturday for the female UFC fight

Ok. Had a horrible night at the craps table so came here to chill. Cover was reasonable at $5. Drinks typical range of $6 range for beer; not sure about mixed drinks.…

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota

Slow night

I stopped in to KOD a few weeks ago on a Wednesday night. Obviously not the best night of the week to go, but I was in town for work and had nothing else…

Ecstasy Theatre

Santa Ana, California

Warning: Dancer named 'Summer'

Decided to swing by on Thursday afternoon, as others have hinted that the talent level is higher during the day, specifically on a Thursday. It was a bit of a mix on this visit. As…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Couple misses...one hit...

A quick review of some recent visits this month. A couple Friday nights ago...was dead from a monger perspective. Good strip club club scene, but I've found there were too many dudes and too…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Decent Club, Good Times

After hearing about this place from word of mouth, I thought I would check it out next time in Philly. So I was here on a Friday night after work. It was a little difficult…

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Help!!!

I'm in the strip club right now, and this 250 pound fugly stripper has been posted up on my lap for the past 15 minutes engaging in conversation. She's gonna crush my bones! I don't wanna die! How do I…

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MILF Fetish (with pictures)

I may have mentioned this before, but I have a raging fetish for women who are a bit older than what the typical TUSCL guy is after. While women in their 20s and early 30s are certainly nice, there's something…

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Just ordered my new 4X tee shirt for clubbing

https://instagram.com/p/-hHrTPM1tb/

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How to respond to " what do you do for fun?"

I get this question a lot. Do you just look at her like du bitch ? Or do you fib and say something boss like " i collect stamps"

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Fapping question

Ever b jerking off so hard and fast you get winded ? Is this ok ? Am i still out of shape even after dropping 130lbs? Fuck !

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Don't get it Twisted

I've been preaching recently about the negative side of mind control on these bitches, but don't get it twisted ! Their is a time to sweet talk baby girl and convince her that if she fucks with you you will bring…

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Awkward stage timing ?

I'm not big into stage-tipping and hardly-ever sit stage-side nor do I approach the stage too often for tipping. Sometimes I'll be sitting back and then finally decide to tip the dancer on stage; but by the time I finally made…

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'Bar Rescue' TV show restores four metro Detroit clubs

“Bar Rescue” has been rehabbing in the Motor City. Now in its fifth season, the Spike TV cable series works with bars and restaurants across the country to revamp their image, service and place of business. The first of four metro Detroit…

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Kylie Jenner & Tyga Split: She Dumped Him For Flirting With A Stripper

http://hollywoodlife.com/2015/11/20/tyga-cheated-with-stripper-kylie-jenner-breakup-dating-birthday/

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Any Takers

https://instagram.com/p/-Zv7PlRYsx/

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Rank the bimbos

I you had your choice of celebrity women to spend a weekend with in a not holes barred all sex weekend at a nudist resort who would you want to take our of the following list? Please rank 1st(I would do…

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Another version of Papi Chulo Mode.....

I have done this also.... https://scontent.fsan1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtl1/v/t1.0-9/1506721_424129224464819_4955739094712880710_n.jpg?oh=9e617c63781de40b2f544aaab84e91d9&oe=56DC476E

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Help a brotha out

Alright...I normally don't seek advice but I really need y'all to help a brotha out on this one. Okay. That bird that I wrote about in my article was back in town. https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=36694 She proclaimed how much she missed me since…

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OT: What you drinking ?

Im dranking this https://instagram.com/p/-hBegiNQUNJJ_SjL7wW2YsivrY0pToamYQ9GA0/

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My idea of perfect tits

http://lemmecheck.tv/25481/tasha-reign-peels-open-bikini-baring-her-jiggly-boobies/

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OTC Negotiations

So I was at the SC the other night and a dancer I've now took to VIP three times brought up OTC. So I play it cool as I'm not ready to set something up like that night.…

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If the internet was a place...

https://youtu.be/91YpZe1SmNg

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PL of the year award nominee

What's more important: your life, or your throbbin hood? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3333295/Customer-German-sex-shop-burning-ground-rescued-firefighters-refused-leave-reached-climax-Throbbin-Hood.html

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Strip Club Music

As a working musician, I'm usually drawn instinctively to any music I hear, but in a strip club I tend not to pay much attention to it (unless it's too loud to allow conversation) because my focus is always on…

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Looking for a Sugar Mama?

Katie Fogle is divorced and free with $7 million http://radaronline.com/celebrity-news/jared-fogle-subway-divorce-finalized-wife-katie-fogle-slams-pedophileforbids-kids/

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Happy Thanksgiving!!

Anyone have plans for clubbing on the holiday? Several clubs will be closed or have limited hours

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Another cocksmen story.

Debated whether to write this because it may simply be construed as bragging. However I go to clubs mainly to run into horny young women that like to play for the fun of it. I completely know the hustle game,…

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It is probably a bad idea to tell a stripper that she should lose weight!

Non-brilliant, but at least it didn't escalate to a 2AMer! www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/stripper-fat-police-south-carolina_56540c46e4b0d4093a59085a

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Woman allegedly attacked with elk antler after refusing to take man to strip clu

Be assured that this attack did not take place in Manhattan. http://helenair.com/news/crime-and-courts/woman-allegedly-attacked-with-elk-antler-after-refusing-to-take/article_cd0a4bc2-9ff4-5626-b315-d969d486ba77.html

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DS II

This story is for every 35 + year old guy whose fantasy is to intimately make love to an almost unimaginably gorgeous young college student. I am living that fantasy. We've been on a date for several hours but now…

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How to respond to "Why are you sitting here all by yourself?"

My favorite response. " I farted and the stink has not cleared out yet". any others?

Spearmint Rhino

West Palm Beach, Florida

Winding down

Location is easy to find, plenty of parking. The staff is friendly as you find a pay & find a place to sit. The night was winding down, few dancers seemed to be available for…

Sharky's Cabaret

Fayetteville, North Carolina

early saturday evening visit

was rolling thru the city and wanted to stop by for a drink. its right next door to secrets and it appeared to be a bit more popping from the ouside. strolled in around 6,…

No 5 Orange Showroom Pub

Vancouver, British Columbia

Repeating customer

Private Lap Dances: Most of the dancers are friendly. There's maybe 1 or 2 that are a bit pushy with lap dances and then once you get in, they tend to ask you tip more (4…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

Overrated

I made a Friday late afternoon visit to the Cheetah not so much because I expected a good time but wanted to check it to make sure it's still not my kind of place and…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Late Friday nite

Follies has proven to be one of my all time favorite places. I arrived about 2 AM on Friday night, after getting into town later than I wanted. I had to park in a lot…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

I love my hobby...

So, first of all this is much a review of Hustlers as it is of Las Vegas. I have a special love of this town for the complete and utter debauchery that can be found…

Roxxx

Brooklyn, Illinois

Went to Roxys earlier this month around 3 in the afternoon, only been there one other time at night and had a good experience so didnt know how the day shift would be

Went to Roxys earlier this month around 3 in the afternoon, only been there one other time at night and had a good experience so didnt know how the day shift would be. Coming in…

Club Wax

Atlanta, Georgia

early Saturday afternoon

During a brief visit to Atlanta, I had to make a stop in Wax. It was about 1pm on a Saturday afternoon when I got there. There only a few cars in the parking lot.…

The Pony

Pensacola, Florida

Expensive!!!

Was in town with some of my buddies and we ate at the restaurant next door before heading over. Lots of attention from the girls, which is a huge plus. They grabbed us a table…

Silver Slipper Saloon

Ottawa, Illinois

Very pleasantly surprised

I walked in after paying the six dollar cover and what did I see? "Mary Jane" was wiggling around on center stage buck naked and looking gorgeous. Beautiful face, luscious curly long brown…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

This Platinum Plus down in Columbia, South Carolina is my favorite out of the other one in greenville, south Carolina

This Platinum Plus down in Columbia, South Carolina is my favorite out of the other one in greenville, south Carolina....its smaller and nicer....that is what the juice likes best....the hustle is still on and the…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

Last minute visit

Locals club, polite doorman, $5 cover. Light crowd, girls heading home after midnight. The bar was full but lots of chairs...this is a small club. Five dancers give or take, younger girls, a couple…

Club Nikki's

Belmont, North Carolina

This is a nice club

This is a nice club...its a fun place to hang and relax and the girls have a lot of fun with you....I love the idea of the $5 lappers at stage side and it has…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Extra Extra

Had a great time here. Always nice to have a friend who loves to go but always needs a ride. Free Cover for me and some fun money so he can feed his addiction. I'm…

Leather and Lace

Gastonia, North Carolina

JackFrost,Snackbox and Da juice meet up in gastonia north Carolina last night and let me tell you Frost fuckin loves them $5 lappers lol

JackFrost,Snackbox and Da juice meet up in gastonia north Carolina last night and let me tell you Frost fuckin loves them $5 lappers lol....I never have seen a man so fuckin happy with those big…

Lady Godiva's

Taylors, South Carolina

been some time at this little dive of s club so I went to get some value menue

been some time at this little dive of s club so I went to get some value menue....if you want that dolla to holla come down to Godivas.....it may not be pretty but baby it…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

A long time fan.

I used to live in the area and visited the Playhouse often. I am embarrassed to say that I have probably been coming here for 20 years? Now i live down in Maryland and am…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

I am gone.

Dancers is a nice club. I do recommend a visit. I do however feel the need to report a poor customer experience I had this past Friday. I can't go back and get the money I…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Bourbon is Moving Up

In area,and decided to visit BSC rather than HiLiter, as I was coming from airport and had not been to BSC in a while. No need for layout review, as that has been covered, but…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Chicago - one of the best

This club is one of the best that Chicago has to offer. It is located south of the city and conveniently off 294. The dances on stage are either topless or bikini at…

Club Tease

Portland, Oregon

More changes

I'm a somewhat regular here. Some of my favorite dancers started there. I have found afternoons to be a better time than evenings. The girls are friendly and no bouncers. Evenings…

Bare Assets

Jacksonville, Florida

Sour Taste

So I'm on the road and looking for a solid place to crash and end up here. It was late so I didn't want to go looking around. Got in and it seemed…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

Fun club though chaotic

I stopped by Coliseum on Saturday night around 10. Valet was $8, there was a $2 coat check and cover was $10. Inside the Coliseum, there seemed to be tons of hot girls everywhere. Unfortunately,…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

Michael's International

This place is right along the 59 Southbound feeder road just north of the Colorado. There appeared to be plenty of parking and you also have the valet option. Visited on a Sunday afternoon/evening to…

Thee Original DollHouse

Orlando, Florida

Big Difference

I had visited Dollhouse about a year ago before they renovated their sign outside. Since I work closely - its been my go-to club. Last Wednesday was my friends birthday and I thought I'd treat…

Club Rouge

Portland, Oregon

general

Well this will be another follow up review for Rouge! As i stated in an earlier review for this club has new ownership since the beginning of this year and has gone thru alot of…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

Wasted 45 minutes of my life

Now that the Columbia SC clubs have fallen on their swords instead of mine, it’s time for high mileage devotees to find new stamping grounds. Well Follies in Atlanta and the Inner Room Cabaret in…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

Stopped by for a visit

Have been going here for years when in Houston. Not often enough to be a regular, but enough to know my way around. Very nice club - monetary value rating is compared to other…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

I have always been tempted to stop by the Bookstore based on what I've read about it and finally was able to do so last week

I have always been tempted to stop by the Bookstore based on what I've read about it and finally was able to do so last week. I really wasn't sure if this was going…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Friday Evening Vist

Visited this Club two weeks ago on Friday evening around 6:30 . No Cover at this time a day . Sat at a table near the stage. There were plenty of ladies to choose…

Cheeks

Wilmington, Delaware

Bad

I don't know why I keep trying with this place. Every couple months I stop in here, and since I started doing that this place has progressively gone down hill. Bouncer collected my cover while…

Pin Ups

Decatur, Georgia

Pin Ups Ain't So Bad, Dancer Wise

It's been a great while since I've been back to Pin Ups. Over a year and some change. This club often competes with Blaze to take the crown of the #1 $5 strip club in…

Night Trips Tulsa

Tulsa, Oklahoma

Still my favorite

I've traveled to a lot of strip clubs, it's almost like a hobby, but Night Trips continues to meet my expectations. It still holds the crown for favorite local club. The place is relatively spacious…

Pink Poodle

San Jose, California

the poodle

had not been in for quite a few years, and was pleasantly surprised with a recent remodel. The place used to kind of seem rundown, but the upgrades have made it a nice place…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

Jamie

The club is a shithole. Everyone knows this. However, there is a new girl named Jamie that is actually hot. She has a thin build and large c-d cup tits. Defiantly…

Doll House

Atlanta, Georgia

Getting somewhat better, when compared to itself from before

Although this is no Follies, the dancer quality and diversity is approaching Follies calibre, but on a very small scale. The thing about Follies is that you have so much from which to choose. At…

Wild Orchid Gentlemens Club

Reno, Nevada

Wild Orchid in Reno

Thus club is a short distance down Virginia Ave from most of the casinos and is convent to downtown if you are staying there. A big lighted sign makes it easy to find in…

Top Hat Gentlemen's Club

Mansfield, Ohio

Thursday Evening Visit

There is no cover charge during the day time or on Sundays but at night I recall the cover charge being $5. On Sundays they run a promotion of 2 for $40 dances but…

Heat

Portland, Oregon

Ugh, scratch that off my bucket list

This is a summary of a few visits over the last month. Heat is a sister bar to Club 205, with some of the same service staff working both clubs. The emphasis here is on…

Can-Can Room

Las Vegas, Nevada

RIPOFF alert

To say this place is a tourist trap is to be unkind to other tourist traps. STAY AWAY!! The standard operating procedure is to get your door fee. I was local and was able to bluff…

Red Parrot

El Paso, Texas

Leave with a smile

Tried Tuesday with only $3.00 cover. Had a great night. Sat at the bar. Dancers would come by talk, flirt and ask for a dance. Nice slow hustle. Found one I liked and up to…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Another Irregular Visit

Another of my irregular visits to the Urban Lay, gentlemen--er, I mean the Tropical Lei. After the $15 fee (without the free pass from the last time), and after the eye-adjustment, I saw…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Another Visit to Landing Strip

Parked along the street as I really don't wan to do the whole paid parking in Romulus and I've never had any problems in the past other than the stupid construction along the road in…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

It's not bad, but it used to be a lot better

QUICK NOTES: CL electronically scans your driver's license at the entrance (mandatory). This is the only Providence SC that hosts A-list pornstar feature dancers. No hats allowed (mandatory). At the time of this review, CL…

Beef Baron

London, Ontario

Great time at the club

I was sitting a enjoying a beer watching the girls dance on stage and a nice looking Asian girl came over to me.. We talked for a bit and her top kept coming off which…

Night Trips Tulsa

Tulsa, Oklahoma

Surprisingly Fun

I was a bit skeptical visiting this club as an out of towner, but work brought me here for an overnight trip and what better way to spend a few hours than to see what…

Bucks Wild

Dallas, Texas

Older Review for Jags

So before this placed change owners I stopped in after midnight. The club was dead, and I wasn't able to pick up any booze. I'm assuming they'll still be full nude and BYOB…

The Lodge

Dallas, Texas

Great Time one night, dud the next

Every once in awhile I run into a girl that is smoking hot and only works when she wants. This happened at Jags once and now at the Lodge. I've been here enough…

Spearmint Rhino

Dallas, Texas

Why do I keep coming back?

I usually start at this place because I like the atmosphere, private booth options, and to find the one girl that I met there before. Well after three trips since my girl, I think…

Bobby's Bar

Melrose Park, Illinois

Afternoon Delight

I have been trying to find some of my old favorites and some that dance only during the week. Work had me in the area, so I stopped in for a couple of dances.…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Pleasantly surprised

I visited this club on a weekend night while I was in town a few weeks back. I was pleasantly surprised by the quality of the inside of the club and the dancers. There is…

Players Club

Denver, Colorado

Fun time at a decent place

This club is pretty straightforward, cheap cover (like $5) at the door, expensive beers ($7), three stages, which they kept rolling for 3-song sets despite the earlier part of the night being fairly slow.…

Porthole Pub

Pompano Beach, Florida

Ya win some, ya lose some

So I've previously written review of the Porthole pub where I extolled the virtues of it. That was then...this is now... Places like this really are hit or miss..you're hoping for that diamond in the rough…

Solid Gold

Pompano Beach, Florida

I just don't get it

So I've been to this club a couple of times, as I live relatively nearby and I rad the review on here... but maybe there is something wrong with me but I just don't see…

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TUSCL Memembers That GET IT and TUSCL Members That Don't

Mang, a lot of negativity on here lately, after what was probably one of the funniest weeks ever. I feel like it's the haves and have nots on here. There's a nice group of people that "get it"…

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What's the deal w/ chicks piercing their nipples ?

Aren't the nips sensitive – doesn't that shit hurt or bother them?

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Best Advice I Have Ever Been Given - 3 Things

I thought this was just for old guys, but I think it's for any guy that's older than 12. 1. Never trust a fart. "You think you can let a sneaky one and get away with it," uh huh…

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In case anyone forgot.

Johnsmith69 is STILL a faggot. Maybe now more than ever. Who knows he might be on the prowl for daughters next. Fuck that faggot johnsmith69!!!

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If you live in the Carolinas and see the kissing bug, kill it, I heard it has a

pic http://www.google.com/search?q=kissing+bug&safe=off&client=safari&hl=en&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwio-IPozqrJAhXHuB4KHbNIB6kQ_AUICCgB&biw=1024&bih=672 I think I've seen it somewhere. Looks like some alien freak bug from outer space.

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How many numbers do you have blocked on your home phone?

I'm up to ten. It's a landline and I never answer anymore unless I know the person calling. Scammers keep calling and calling. I turn the ringer off on the weekend when I'm trying to sleep in. I'm on…

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White cop beating unarmed black man while 2nd cop stands by and does nothing...

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Classic lawyer fail.....

FARMER JOE AND HIS MULE PreviousNext Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take the trucking company responsible for the accident to court. In court, the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe. "Didn't you…

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You just keep being yourself JohnSmith68!

I don't know if your stories are the truth, exaggeration, or totally fictional, but they sure are entertaining! Sometimes I skip when they are too long, but when I read them I usually say "brilliant story" to myself! The reality is…

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OT: Ever loan or just give money to your inner circle of friends ?

Saying they ask because their in a bind to bad choices they made and you have it go give...do you help ? Is their a min or max you would loan or just gift out ? Thanks in advance for your…

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OT : Oh for Fucks Sake !

That's what I thought when I read this story http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-34904226 A guess a day meeting Obama wasn't quite good enough.

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Shit talk

Do you ever shit and talk at the same time. Cellular phones and McD shitters dont mix unless you are reading discussions

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yes massagy ? no massagy ?

https://instagram.com/p/6dYQ06RYsu/ I vote yes massagy. Her breast are the kind i love the most

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Google "a long time ago in a galaxy far far away" if ur a Star Wars fan.

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Public Service Announcement for Juice

Juice, In two days it's "turkey day" not chacken fangers day or buckets of fried chacken day. Just wanted to make sure someone made you aware! Carry On.

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Computers With Benefits

I bought a 27" screen iMac computer a couple weeks ago. I did not really need a new computer but I liked the big screen and great resolution. When I had OTC at my house last week, the…

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Urban dictionary!

I like Jennifer Lawrence's John Duane and I cannot lie! It's brilliant and it should be on the $10 bill! www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=John+Duane ;)

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Is JohnSmith69 back together with DS?

The lion guy claims he kicked her to the curb! I think it would be non-brilliant to take her back, but JohnSmith69 seems really hooked!

Solid Gold

Pompano Beach, Florida

Nice Visit

I was in Ft Lauderdale for business and found myself with a free evening before my flight. I decided against the longer drive to Miami and stayed local to visit Solid Gold and its sister…

Platinum West

West Columbia, South Carolina

Pleasantly surprised

I recently made two visits to this club - one was on a Saturday afternoon and the other one was a week later on Friday evening. Saturday visit was brief - i was in…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Largo, Florida

The hustle is strong in this one

Went to Atlantis on the strength of some reviews -- reviews that I would mostly characterize as accurate. Dim surroundings took a minute to get used to. Once I could see, I took a seat, intending…

Tommy's Too Gentleman's Club

Portland, Oregon

I strolled into Tommy Too's at around 5 on a recent Monday afternoon

I strolled into Tommy Too's at around 5 on a recent Monday afternoon. I came here because I heard they have Black dancers here, and I heard about the potential for high mileage depending on…

Wonderland

Providence, Rhode Island

Good ass all around

Stopped by to watch the pats vs bills game and found the talent to be fairly decent. There were quite a few Latin imports from Brazil and Miami as well as a few local…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

Thursday was a dud

Stopped in Thursday after work around 9pm. The club was about half full with a ton of talent running around. Sad to say but after two hours there was no one there tonight…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

Talent can be hit or miss

Stopped in on Monday after running a few errands. Stale the was average yet if you know the caddy fun can be had for all whenever you want. The day seemed to go…

Charisma

Stoughton, Massachusetts

I will definitely be back

Stopped in on a Monday right of a root canal since I was in the area. It was my first time there and as it turned out I was the only customer in there…

Club Bristol

Sun Prairie, Wisconsin

Remote location and unsophisticated but adequate

You drive through long dark fields to find the club on the corner and easy parking. But en route you wonder where am I going. Seven dollar cover from relatively disinterested bouncers.…

4 Play Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Super HOT Girls $$$

As everyone already mentioned about this club they probably have the hottest dancers in Los Angeles, period. Some of these girls are model quality. You have to be realistic about this place.…

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Update on the beer shits

My friend that shits the bed just told me that when he shits the bed he is usually having a dream about falling and dying. It is true that when someone dies they loose all control, including bowels and shit…

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What's your ideal number of lovers?

If you could choose, how big would your harem be? Let's go with girls you hook up with at least once a month, paid or otherwise. I've found from past experience four is my ideal. Three is good, and it's easier…

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If Papi recommeds a club, I stay the far the fuck away from it.

Very simple. Papi Chula likes, I know to stay far way from,. Thanks, Pap!!

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LDK and DS made the Glossary

https://www.tuscl.net/gloss.php We need papi mode Thank you Founder for revising the glossary

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Had to cut John Smith's DS free

Just couldn't take the whiney bitch any more. Even rickthevulture was all "launch the bitch" and he has a hard time finding female hairless apes that let him ejaculate in their mouth or pussy. DS really got into it. What…

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Stripclublist.com

How much should you trust what's on there?

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"Custy"

I hate this word. I hate being called a "custy". Just something about it that just sounds unsavory. Call me a customer, a client or whatever but not a custy.

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Don't you miss Drac?

RIP. Don't you miss the days when he would have posted something about the New Orleans shooting and gun violence. Now we just get a report card showing Nina's 3.5 GPA

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for you guys that read stripper web

I have to admit i do read a lot over their. So this is for the guys that read alot on the pink site For the past 3 year's I've finally had a account as a stripper that i finally passed…

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Gold diggers

This is the funniest gold digger prank i have ever seen! This stupid chick quits her job thinking she is going to Hawaii! All she gets is no job and some job applications.... hahahahababab https://youtu.be/-il5BsRtWbE

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Shill review with someone biting a users name

https://www.tuscl.net/club.php?id=2617 Obvious advertising

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What's your most valuable possession that you can hold in your hand...besides yo

I don't have any fancy jewelry, but I do collect old magazines, comics, signed prints, art books, knick knacks, etc. But to my surprise I just found out a book I bought for $60 in 2003, is fetching up to…

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Showclubs

If you are the only one paying for the time you are spending with a girl who works as a stripper, (meals, drinks, dances, etc.), she is not your girlfriend. She is your escort. Does she sit with you if she…

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My DS sent me a text picture of the 3sum she wants

Guys im so blessed i even have a DS let alone she is now bringing other hot chicks into our bed room for relationships https://instagram.com/p/-WtIoWxttP/

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Professor In Hot Water for Using N Word

http://m.newser.com/story/216472/white-professor-on-leave-after-using-n-word-in-class.html I swear, it never ceases to amaze me how clueless professors are. I will never forget my last semester in college and a professor said "none of you should accept a job starting at under $50K, you can…

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How would you handle an obnoxious fat dancer?

Myrtle Beach police investigate an assault report at a gentlemen’s club. A 23-year-old man reported to police that he was struck four times in the face by a dancer at Derriere’s Gentlemen’s Club on Seaboard Street in Myrtle Beach. The victim called…

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Best tattoo on a dancer I've seen in a while

Not too long back was at a SC and a dancer had a tattoo on her upper back right shoulder. It said something, but it was hard to read being upside down, and keep getting covered up by her…

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Doorman

I often wander how men can work at a strip club. I would want to sleep with the talent.

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Driver's

My work schedule is such that I have to attend showclubs early in the afternoon soon after the club opens. I have watched many times the phenomenon of watching the boyfriends' of the strippers drop them off for work. I could never…

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How many of you get the feeling...

That Chessmaster and Tumbling Dice are these two guys in real life? Like the X rated version? http://www.synthlords.com/2008/01/15/podcast-029-grumpy-old-muppets/ I have to admit, it would be great TUSCL entertainment if the two of them ever got into a discussion about which one is…

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Pussy Hair

I can't find a good harty bush these days. You guys know clubs that let dancers grow the 1970s porno bush ?

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just love big thick chocolate girls

Ain't nothing like laying long hard old dick into some young thick curvy ebony goddess Sorry I've been gone for a min. I was backpacking through Alabama

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Serious question guys

Do anybody you ever get the beer shits and shit the bed after drinking? Someone i work with from time to time tomd me yesterday that his wife gets pissed when he shits his pants in his sleep because she…

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A PL's Thankful List

A PL's Thankful List Here are some of the things I'm thankful for this year. Please feel free to add your own to the list. I posted a similar list last year, and it's nice to experience such consistent…

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An Opportunity to Vote if You Want to

I have a hot sex story to tell. Haven’t shared a sex story about this stripper I don’t think. So I’m going to let the board vote on whether I tell the story. If you want to…

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Unlisted Akron club

I just submitted this as a new club on TUSCL for Akron, OH. I ran across a report on USA Sex Guide from September for their opening. Clutch. Follow-up Ran a scouting mission at Clutch, the new SC located at…

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Farmerart Score

I almost messaged him in Alberta before I wrote this, but I'd rather hear it from silkypants. What constitutes the criteria for the farmerart score?

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Army To Lower Divorce Rates By Training Soldiers Not To Marry Strippers

THE PENTAGON — Army Chief of Staff Gen. Mark A. Milley today announced the results of an exhaustive study conducted by the RAND Corporation aimed at understanding and lowering the divorce rates of soldiers. “Going in, our assumption was that long…

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Having "feelings" or "attachments" to strippers.

I thought js69 was the most pathetic. I was wrong. Its a million just like him. Seems like everyday there's a new thread about having feelings for some stripper or jealousy over a stripper. I have never felt the urge…

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"Arab" vs. "Muslim"

Jackslash's comment in another thread about a stripper referring to "Christian Muslims" inspired the following thoughts: The stripper in question probably meant "Christian Arabs", since most Americans don't really distinguish between Arabs and Muslims. Dearborn has a lot of Christian…

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Anyone agree with this poster?

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3 things i tell a bitch, 1. i don't marry, 2. i sleep nude, 3. i always sing" ho

" Home, home on the range, where the deer and the antelope play. Where seldom is heard a discouraging word and the skies are not cloudy all day." Juice finishing his song, turned off the shower, wrapped to towel around his…

Dancer Discrimination - Justifying Sexual Harassment in the Workplace

Hey, everyone! I know it's been a long time since I've been on regularly. As some of you know from my most recent post, I'd gotten a new job at a factory in my area. In addition to dancing and my other job, that added an additional 40-70 hours a week to my work schedule, so I was pulling roughly 65 - 95 working hours each week. The money was pretty great, but it was absolutely ludicrous for me to think I could actually pull it off while still maintaining to keep what little sanity I had left. As of this past Saturday (November 14th), I am no longer employed at the factory, and I…