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Off-topic (sorta): Tributes

I wonder if any of you guys are familiar with "tributes." Basically, there are women out there who provide pictures of themselves to random (or not-so-random) guys (often on amateur porn sites). Said guys then ejaculate on the picture and…

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Fall and Winter Better Time for Strip Clubs

I started a thread back in June about summer being a bad time because of vacations and there being other activities. However the cooler weather is arriving and the nights are getting longer. Over the last six years of strip…

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Black dancers in Portland?

Overall dancer quality and mileage has gone down in Portland over the past few years. It's time I can get back with the black girls aka sistas. I know usually you'll see good value for your money with your dances…

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Untitled

I don't what to fuck to name this thread, so untitled it is! Imagine this guy who's in his mid 20's. He absolutely loves women. He thinks they're the greatest creation on planet Earth. He meets women at strip clubs, nightclubs,…

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OT: Top 10 Reasons Why Guns Are Better Than Women

I attended a gun & knife show this weekend, and I saw a poster with these 10 reasons. I didn't want to buy the poster, so I snapped a picture with my iPhone. I found it pretty funny. 10.…

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There's something about a girl named Fanny that turns me on!

Fanny Francois! Brilliant! www.famousboard.com/threads/25566-Fanny-Fran%C3%A7ois-(Francois) But she should really show off her pussy!

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If you could change your TUSCL nickname, what would you change it to?

4got2wipe was kind of a lark and I didn't think I'd enjoy reading or posting as much as I do! The "brilliant!" thing was also something I stumbled into but maybe I'd use MrBrilliant! However, MrBrilliant is a bit over the…

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Embarrassed by a buddy

ok i need to vent to someone folks..LOL I took a friend of mine , well a co-worker into my regular club last night and needless to say he won't be going with me again. We had both been…

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History was made yesterday

This 73 yo old fart convinced a 21 yo legitimate college student to drive 45 miles to my house for P4P and dinner. Said student has no tats or piercings and is the epitome of the girl next door. Verybigdawg…

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Too deep

Those married or in a serious/exclusive relationship, did you start clubbing without seeking extras? Were you "cut off" before you decided to begin seeking extras?

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Tuscl Nicknames

I can make a reasonable guess as to the meaning or origin of many nicknames on tuscl. Except these. I want to know please why people chose these names: Shailynn. My spell check refuses to allow this name no matter…

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I expected the Miss Norway contestants to be all blonde and Nordic!

And I expected Norway to have a pornography portion of the pageant! That would be brilliant! Instead, we have the daughter of Iranian refugees that did low rent porn and the Miss Norway pageant disqualified her! Not brilliant! www.ohfree.net/miss-norway-contestant-aylar-lie-sex-clip.html

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Hillary Clinton: a strong but loveable older woman

Or maybe not. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3250594/Hillary-Clinton-enlisted-Steven-Spielberg-s-help-make-appear-likeable-eventually-knocked-camera-anger-endless-coaching-sessions.html

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Strippers in trouble in the future?

According to this article, shy guys will be having sex (and enjoying it with out the need for real girls) by 2040. Just think, you can fuck a sexbot in the future and it won't ask you for $200 afterwards or…

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Need advice from DANCERS/ STRIPPERS

Ive read a lot of tips for wannabe strippers but one thing I've never seen mentioned is about the initial process of getting an audition. I plan on stripping out of state from where I live, only 2 hours away…

Perfect Ten

San Antonio, Texas

Nice place but disappointing experience

Ten years ago, San Antonio use to have the most gorgeous women. I don't know where they went. Maybe they all got tech jobs or something else. This club is right off the highway.…

Rick's Cabaret San Antonio

San Antonio, Texas

Quiet Afternoon but One Friendly Chick

This place is in a very industrial area. Parking is easy. I think I paid $10 entry but can't remember. The interior is a giant open space with a quarter of it partitioned…

Centerfolds Houston

Houston, Texas

Great night at Centerfolds!

Went to Centerfolds around 11pm on a Tuesday. The cover charge was $12 and the club was quiet with maybe 8 girls. The physical layout of the club has been described many times on this…

McHale's

Corning, New York

Casual, local, and fun

Corning is a city of about 12,000 people and this is the only strip club in the area. It's a modest bar with a makeshift stage in the back. However, there are definitely…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Good Time

Was traveling and needed a break. Stopped by PP for a drink, catch up on the NFL day games, and wanted some quality company. Place is a show bar. Lots of folks,…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Another visit to the Criket

An average visit to the Criket. Free and easy parking, no cover during the day, and $10 (including tip) for a drink. Mostly older gentlemen in the club and they seemed to have…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

Leave with a smile

Paid my $10.00 cover and $4.00 to ice my beer and I was set. No new faces today but a lot of old regulars so I new I was going to have fun. Was told…

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, California

Getting Better

I tried again after leaving this place for a few months. Got tired of the higher prices and girls I just didn't click with. I'm not into fake breasts, and about half the girls have…

Sirens

Westerville, Ohio

Good local club

we came around closing time so it was kinda dead, but still had a great atmosphere! all the dancers looked great, and even greeted us during their set! they were all really nice. cover was…

Bouzouki Gentlemen's Club Greektown

Detroit, Michigan

Throw Back

First time in this club. Went with the work mates after a Tiger game. Walked over from the casino to save on parking. Cover charge to get in, even on a slow weekday night. I…

Pleasant Moments

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Working Class Hangout

Business trip brought me back to the big city so I drove by and headed in toward the far end of the bar. Patdown at door, $5 cover and good prices for beer. Unlike other…

Pasty's

Seattle, Washington

Had to do it? Could be better.

Bottom line - Full bar alone should make this the club of all clubs in Seattle. But sadly I will not be returning. I had heard about this place from reviews on…

Body Shop

San Diego, California

Shabby Joint

I only started visiting this joint again after one of my favorites landed there when Eye Candy in Chula Vista closed. It's all street parking there except for the little lot directly across the street…

Shotgun Willie's

Glendale, Colorado

New building... same as the old. But SERVES DRINKS until 4!!

The key draw for this place now is that you can drink after every other bar in Colorado has called last call. I'd heard rumors of a massive line at 2AM as everyone migrates…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

Spearmint Rhino

Just a heads up for fellow members...they raised the price of admission. It used to be "free" with a mandatory drink purchase. So $5 plus another $1 for the waitress behind the bar. Now, it…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Afternoon excursion to LS

I was in town for the first week of September. I visited most of the clubs in the evening, but since I was staying in Romulus, I decided to take a daytime trip to…

TJ's Showgirls

Stanton, California

I'm too poor for night visits.

I've been to TJ's showgirls a few times. but only during the day. This is my first time going in on a Saturday night and the quality of dancers are definitely better, but I don't…

Montana Hideaway Gentlemen's Club

El Paso, Texas

Slow Saturday Night

Club is still the same in appearance. Dark. One main stage and a VIP room. Cover was $15. Dances are $10 and $20 in VIP, but it is $20 for VIP entrance. I showed up…

Deja Vu Showgirls Nashville

Nashville, Tennessee

Stopover in Nashville, TN - deja vu was the first choice

We had a one night stopover tonight and decided to hit a strip club, choice was between Crazy Horse or Deja Vu, since we had a decent experience with the deja vu in LA some…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Pretty good if you find the right dancer

Stopped by Thursday around 10. Paid the cover had a bouncer show me to a seat was really nice gave me a coupon for free cover on my next visit. There were about 6 to…

Avenues

Jackson, Michigan

Back to Avenues !

I happened to be in Jackson, so i knew a trip to Avenues was necessary. The road (E Michigan) is still under construction downtown so its not a direct trip. But I got…

The Gold Club

Gonzales, Louisiana

Nice Time, Friendly Atmosphere

I had a private dance from Hailey, an absolutely adorable blonde. The manager, Greg, passed by my table and said, "Don't worry about it; they're not clearly marked. No harm done." Sensing…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Ball Park Visit

I went to Ballpark in July, the day of the all star game. It was probably after 10pm. Not a ballpark goer and only go if I am in the area which is…

Babe's NOLA

Burlington, New Jersey

Good atmosphere, very low key

Went to Babes on a Saturday night on my way home (got there around 1030) I had read a lot of the reviews on here and wanted to check it out. They have a…

Jimmy's Gentlemens Club

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Decent low-key place

I've always dug Jimmy's Restaurant. Some of my buddies don't get why I like it, but we've ended up there on more than a few occasions. Your money goes farther at Jimmys than at the…

Curves Cabaret

Tucson, Arizona

Friend's Birthday, Was Okay

First off, I believe in these businesses and totally support their freedom, function, & freedom of choice. Because there are those that are against strip clubs and those that are the other extreme that think…

Lipstixx

Tampa, Florida

Good place for a quick visit

Stopped by here a while back on an out-of-town trip, was wandering around to explore new-to-me clubs. The place has a very unassuming feel, almost skeevy late at night. There' an adult bookstore around the…

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota

A lot of good one sameness

Visited again after a long absence. Club doesn't seemed to have changed much. The roster of dancers changes ever so slightly, so I generally know who to expect to see. I appreciate also that the…

Scores Chicago Strip Club

Stone Park, Illinois

Nice place

This is a pretty fairly place. I've been here a few times. They've got a valet, coat check, and guys who greet you at the door. At first they come off like mafia enforcers who…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

Deep Pockets?

So, I had been to MBOT before... but the experience I had chosen to have was in the performance rooms, esp. the main stage. I had also had had a few lap dances in the…

Red Rose Gentlemen's Club

Fort Walton Beach, Florida

Red Rose

It's been over 6 months since my last visit to Red Rose. There have been no noticeable changes to the club in my return, but for the continuous dancer roster changeover. I was hoping to…

Visions

New Orleans, Louisiana

Sat night at visions

Went back to visions for the first time in quite a while. Still in a rough neighborhood but has very well lit parking. The recent no smoking laws in New Orleans has, in my opinion,…

Pandora’s Lakeside

Fort Worth, Texas

This building has been a adult video store, a topless SC, then a nude SC, and back to topless

This building has been a adult video store, a topless SC, then a nude SC, and back to topless. Upon entering there is a small window where you pay an entrance fee ($6) that is…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

The top of the food chain

This is the quintessential strip club, the fullest expression of both what is great and what is awful about them. It is exactly the type of place that should exist only in Las Vegas,…

Ruby's II

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Good Old Rubys

This is one of my go-to clubs because you can get a very decent dance here if you get the right girl. It is a full-nude bar with a BYOB style, so can be…

Club Rio

Indianapolis, Indiana

Rio of Indianapolis falls short of emulating Rio of Brasil.

Decided to pay Club Rio a visit after my brother suggested to take a gander. Usually when I visit Indianapolis, Brad's Brass Flamingo is always the go to, but from some reviews my brother had…

Wild Zebra Gentlemen's Club

Providence, Rhode Island

Same old place

Different name, same place. The paint has been updated but otherwise it has the same feel. I could swear it was the same dancers even. That isn't all bad though. I was fine with Cheaters.…

Cowboys Showgirls

Lexington, Kentucky

VIP under construction

Just to let you all know that the VIP room is being renovated and they are only selling $20 dances and $5 lap dances at the moment. Because of this they moved more couches…

New Locomotion Club

Mississauga, Ontario

Place is located in industrial/office park

Place is located in industrial/office park. Safe area, free parking and no cover charge. The inside looks basically like a section of a warehouse. Large stage on one side of…

Sharky's Cabaret

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Sharkey's Review

First time ever in Fayetteville. Was there for an event that got rained out, so based on reviews here, I decided to try out a couple of clubs, Sharkey's and Sparky's (see separate review). Arrived…

Bucks Wild

Dallas, Texas

Good talent with a lot to chose from

I was here on a Saturday night a couple weeks ago. I must say the talent was a lot better from the last time I was there (about a year ago). There was probably 30…

Allure

Mississauga, Ontario

Had good experiences at Allure during my prior trip to the area and looked forward to stopping back

Had good experiences at Allure during my prior trip to the area and looked forward to stopping back. I was not disappointed this time either and highly recommend a visit. As…

Talk of the Town

Las Vegas, Nevada

Talk of the Town Visit

I was in Las Vegas on a trip with some friends and snuck away for a while to check out some LV lap dances and heard this place was good for mileage. The club is…

Sparky's

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Sparky's Review

First time ever in Fayetteville. Was there for an event that got rained out, so based on reviews here, I decided to try out a couple of clubs, Sparky's and Sharkey's (see separate review). Arrived…

Club Rio

Indianapolis, Indiana

Rio on Saturday

I can't say that I've ever had a good experience here. I don't think there's a universal standard for a "good" club. How I feel about a club really depends on who is doing the…

NuDen

Ottawa, Ontario

Pretty good place. 4 out of 5 stars

This is the first strip club I have been to. It's a little secluded. The inside is nice. There is VIP rooms. The dancers are really hot. I find they were a little shy to…

Alpine Gentleman's Club

Syracuse, New York

Hump Day

Alpine is pretty much as it has been in the 30 years I have known it. A hole in the wall bar near downtgown in an old large house common in that area of town.…

Lame Experience Overall

You would not go here to see any model types or the atmosphere of a modern club. But if you are going to get high mileage, this is probably the place. Can't be sure since…

Gold Club

San Francisco, California

Gold Club SF - Good place to warm up

Popped in here around 2pm for lunch. $5 cover from memory, which gave you access to a 'buffet' which was pretty much just fried chicken and mashed potatoes, still, great value. Drinks were reasonably priced…

Essex Gentleman's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Lots of changes from year or so ago

Whats with this fog like lighting? Never seen that before and is distracting. This seems to now be the black culture club of Phoenix. I love slim, intelligent black women and there…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

MBOT - Money Talks

After reading reviews about the prices they were charging here I didn't think I'd partake in any of the 'special dances' but wanted to see what the experience was like as I'd never been before.…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Not bad for a Tuesday night

Went to this strip club for my birthday. Got there, paid the admission, grabbed our drinks and settled in. The club is mid sized, darkish, with the stage in the middle of the main room.…

Mr. Lucky's

Columbia, South Carolina

Oh No!

I arrived around 6, an hour after it opened. The only positive part to the review is that I didn't have to pay a cover since it was before 7 and the beer was cold.…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Hispanic Beauties

The club has declined. I will say that. One thing that will make me come back are the few ladies I got dances from on this visit. One was a pretty black girl I'd never…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Still my favorite club in Cali.

Visited Synn on a Sunday. This was my third time here as i only get to visit when I'm in LA from SF. Synn definitely has the best bang for your buck value out…

Centerfold's Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Centerfolds Sat night 9/26

Looks like almost a year since been here. Mostly given up on it since so hard to get a dancer to approach old guy like me :) Since I have no interest in the…

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, California

Not very

I tried this place after a visit to a nearby SC and it looks as though all of the club in the area are about the same. meh... I was although treated to a…

Cheeks

Wilmington, Delaware

I was in the area so I stopped in to see my favorite dancer

I was in the area so I stopped in to see my favorite dancer. I forgot she doesn't work Wednesday but I also haven't seen her the last few time I visited. I tried a…

Planet Lockwood Gentlemens Club

Billings, Montana

Pretty good for Montana.

Cover was $7, beers $4 plus tip. Club has a separate bar area and one stage for the dancers. There were 8 different dancers on Saturday night. Doors open at 7, and…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

I was in Dallas for the first time last week and decided to check out Baby Dolls

I was in Dallas for the first time last week and decided to check out Baby Dolls. It was about 9 PM when I arrived, and the club was not too busy. It…

Talk of the Town

Las Vegas, Nevada

summer vacation 2015

hi guys, ok I read some reviews here and decided to check it out.I haven't been here since 2011. the girls there on Monday were quite nice wide range 2 latinos , 1 black…

New Locomotion Club

Mississauga, Ontario

Quiet Night Leads to Private Fun

This was actually the second strip club I had visited since starting this hobby. I went on a Monday night around 10:30-11 and the place was pretty dead. From the outside it looked like nothing…

Fox Gentlemen's Club

Bath, Pennsylvania

First impression

My first visit here, sort of off the beaten path, modest club in a small town, club was clean, recon found a small parking lot on the side street that was pretty full,…

Paradise Saloon

Lawrence, Kansas

Average

Went in last Thursday evening. After last time was only average I decided to give it another shot Had pretty much the same experience as last time. Six or seven girls working but only…

The Harem Dayton

Dayton, Ohio

a hit or a miss

The appearance and location has been reviewed well, so I will skip that and share the details about latest visit. This visit was on a weekday evening. This club used to be a pretty solid and…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Cleveland, Ohio

Hustler Club DT Cleveland

Well this club was interesting. The club itself is fairly nice. There are private rooms with closed doors where you can chat with your dancer and maybe get her number, but with…

Platinum 84

Federal Heights, Colorado

I am someone that normally prefers all nude clubs, but a buddy wanted to check out this club, so I tagged along

I am someone that normally prefers all nude clubs, but a buddy wanted to check out this club, so I tagged along. The club as we entered was very clean and the bouncer was…

Blu Astor Gentlemen's Club

Janesville, Wisconsin

Not a bad little place

I visited a couple of weeks ago. The building is actually big on the inside. It broken up in to the lapdance and vip side and the other half where the stages are.…

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God bless you

How does it make you feel when someone tells you, "God Bless You!"?

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The Lengths That Married PLs Go To In Order To Fuck Ugly Women

I don't understand it. Fucking adorable young strippers is a 1000 times easier with much lower risk of getting caught. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3247601/Inside-website-tearing-monogamy-apart-REAL-men-women-using-Ashley-Madison-cheat-partners-husband-got-out.html

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SC Binge ?

I was in the hospital for 3 days about a month ago and not fully recovered in the weeks following – thus I had cut down on my SCing and the few times I went I was not really feeling…

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Guy asks for refund after date

This idiot has the nerve to ask for the money he spent on a drink for his dste after being turned down for a second date. Wtf? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3249983/Who-said-romance-dead-Woman-politely-declines-second-date-miserly-beau-demand-bank-transfer-4-50-spent-buying-drink.html#

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Too firm implants and potato chips

Neither is my favorite but I'll eat em if they're there.

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OT: Morality Police- Buzzed Driving

Well I admit to having a couple drinks at the club before driving home, and then I see highway signs that read "buzzed driving is impaired driving"! Thoughts on my behavior? Does this mean I fit into Rickyboy Dugan territory? I…

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What its like to be a dancer. Couldnt pass this up without an answer.

In a recent post I noticed some people thought I was putting down patrons of the strip clubs. That is not at all what I was trying to say. The point of the conversation was to point out that…

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A good reason to keep GF's/BF's/Spouses out of clubs.

Tulsa, Okla. — If you're the jealous type, it's probably a bad idea to date a stripper. A female suspect learned that lesson the hard way early Saturday morning. Tulsa police say a female suspect pulled a gun at Night…

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She's doable!

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/couple-having-sex-mcdonalds-drive-6512040

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Big Trouble in Detroit

Thought I wrote a review and posted by phone - another TUSCLer told me he saw it- but now it's gone. So instead here's just a teaser from another site: http://thedirty.com/gossip/detroit/jetai-pippin/ Have meetings all morning but will follow up…

Club Pussycat

Baltimore, Maryland

Best cover-free club on Block, though that's not saying much

Would say that other than Hustler, this club tends to have the best selection of girls on the Block - though the quality of girls has been on the decline in recent years. You can…

La Pearl Lounge

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Another good sunday afternoon

Returned to La Pearl and Outer Space for my first Sunday afternoon visit in 4 months. Arrived about 4 pm and most of the girls were just arriving. There were two or three girls…

Starz

Gardena, California

Bad night

Showed up 15 minutes before the new opening time of 530pm. Already a few groups of guy were waiting. At 530 after the obligatory pat search I go in. A group of rowdy Mexican/white…

Oval Office Gentlemen's Club

Green Bay, Wisconsin

Great looking dancers for a boring club

I stopped by the Oval Office later on a Saturday night recently. It was my first visit to the place. It is pretty nice on the inside, well lit with the whole club centered around…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

the main stage

Located in busy area between 805 and 15 freeways on Clairemont Mesa in San Diego. For those not familiar with California state law, alcohol a no-no in fully nude clubs, but Bull Pen sports pub…

The Brick House Gentlemen's Club

Springfield, Oregon

I had not been to the Brick House for quite some time and only stopped by to see how it was

I had not been to the Brick House for quite some time and only stopped by to see how it was. I was actually surprised that the place looked cleaner and better managed than my…

Tattletales

Levittown, Pennsylvania

What happened ?

Unsure of the problem here, not many girls or customers. Also, WOC, and not much else going on, barmaid was smoking....not good looking , I mean SMOKING CIGARETTES. rUde too@! ?>@ Got between me and a…

Club O

Homewood, Illinois

My trusted favorite

So I stopped by on a Friday afternoon and low and behold, my all time trusted favorite, Gabby, was there. I haven't seen Gabby in nearly a year, but as soon as I sat down…

Déjà Vu Flint

Flint, Michigan

Multi Visit Review

The Flint Vu is where I kind of broke myself in to the current SC seen. Up until a year and a half ago I hadn't been in a SC in years. One day out…

Millennium Cabaret

Bedford, New Hampshire

Overpriced Club

$7 cover (but at least free parking) here. The club could use an overhaul. It looks outdated and worn inside. Very dull lighting, carpet that is worn and probably needs replacement, and seats that probably…

Cherries

Portland, Oregon

Nice pit stop

Was driving home from Huntsville and stopped at Cherries. I'd heard of it but didn't know anything about it, so i figured I would educate the public here. There were 8 or so girls working…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Sapphire Visit

I was in Vegas for a bachelor party and the inevitable happened. Around 1am we called Sapphire and a nice ride picked up the group. I tipped him $15 and went in.…

Madame Rouge NYC

New York, New York

Diamond Sometimes Shine

Great location a short walk from 42nd Street. If you ask the bouncer for a pass, he will give you either a free admission or drinks. You should not pass up the freebie.…

Onyx

Atlanta, Georgia

It was cool

We got there around 8pm on a Saturday not many people there the ladies sat and talked with us for long periods of time without asking us to dance or for any money so that…

Houston Dolls Cabaret

Houston, Texas

Slow Saturday

Went in last Saturday and it was a grave yard. It was maybe 7 when I got there and there was maybe 1 girl on the floor. The waitresses were nice, and made sure you…

Show Girls

Paris, France

a nice club,unique atmosphere

i tried showgirls, on a recent trip to paris after checking out the reviews. sadly, theatre chochotte, was closed that day, so having no alternative.price 60e for the day, with reentry possible.i went in about…

Flashers

Atlanta, Georgia

AVOID AT ALL COST

I arrived around 10 pm was was very unimpressed with the dancers I saw especially after paying $15 cover. Bought a $5 corona and sat for a while. A decent looking blond appeared and gave…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

BKLYN

Had a good experience at my last visit here. The lineup was pretty diversified, a nice change of pace from the ever-darkening Hole. I had both Sasha and Brooklyn making VERY hard sells. Not having…

T & A Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

VIP is not worth it

The last time I went here the place smelled like urine, with puddles of "water" clearly visible. I was told by a buddy of mine that I should try it again. I went in about…

Gold Diggers Cabaret

Houston, Texas

Great small club, but beware

This was my 2nd time visiting this spot, I like it a lot. Kind of a hood vibe, but I didn't see any trouble from the dudes, so this is cool. I didn't see any…

Vegas Strip Gentlemen's Club

Battle Creek, Michigan

Improvements

I visited this club several years ago after they first opened. I vowed I would never, ever return. The parking lot was unpaved and it was a muddy, snowy, wet mess. The…

Pure Passion

Indianapolis, Indiana

Loud and Big Butts

Okay so I have visited lots and lots of strips clubs in my day and this club is full of big big butts and fake boobs. I typically like strip clubs to a wide assortment…

The Key Club

Pelham Manor, New York

PAID A VISIT

after many months of debating whether to go here or not i decided what the hell and gave it a shot. one of my faves was working here and i have not seen her for…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Pretty good Friday night at TL....

Went in on a Friday around 10-something. There was a bevy of girls working: Brooklyn, Alize, Champagne, Courtney, Tiffany, Jessie, Rossi, Jersey, Cali...and a crap load more. Lots of PL's too, but I was able…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

Best Club in Houston

This is a compendium of two visits- Monday afternoon and early evening, and Thursday evening. First, buffet was actually pretty good both nights. Monday had salmon that was quite delicious, and Thursday had steak. 4…

Lace

West Nyack, New York

Not so hot

I have visited this club numerous times before over the years, usually in the afternoon as historically the dancers are nicer and there is no valet parking then. As others have stated, the club has…

The Harem

Lodi, New Jersey

Not a good time

This place is totally hit or miss in my experience. It's either feast (with some of the most beautiful women I've ever seen) or absolute famine, with famine being about 2/3 of the times visited.…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

New York, New York

Fancy

It's a glitzy atmosphere in Hustler. Small stage, but there's a sheen to it. The girls are many and mostly pretty beautiful. I went with a girlfriend and we were treated very well by the…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Amazing place. Amazing girls. Amazing time!

Interestingly you can not walk in from the streets- you must park a car with the vallet. I could have probably explain to a manager. My car and friends were down the street but went…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Too expensive unless you do private show

By the time you pay valet door entrance and buy your first beer you're already down $40 ouch and beers I like $10 each and of course you even have to pay to take a…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Trouble at Flight Club and beyond

Had a few days in Detroit that got blown because of a visit to the Flight Club. Stopped in at 4pm on Wednesday coming from the airport. Between 4-6:30pm got some nice dances, tipped the…

Blue Diamond Lounge

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Better than I expected

This place was decent. I went on a random Tuesday night just to get out. When I got there I got patted down and entered the place. It was very small inside and pretty crowded…

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GA Brings Back Confederate Flag Plates

I hate the fact that all Georgians are going to get lumped in this. Ya I've seen a handful of really racist peeps here, but it's the racist you don't see that worry me the most (Ya I'm talking to…

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Ego Roller coaster that is Strip Clubbing

Felt like the man last week. Now a chump. Fell for some easy pussy. And it's weird I never fall for hard earned pussy, but let some pussy fall in my lap, it's like I won the lottery .…

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TUSCL dishonorably mentioned in SW post

SW thread title: “Posting reviews of yourself, your club” OP: “... I'm just curious, does anyone ever post positive reviews of themselves or their club on yelp, tuscl, google reviews or anything like that? Like I guess with a fake account disguised…

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OTC Question 2

So the club where I met the little blond that wants to fuck me for free is where one of my regular OTC girls works. She was there last night, and was very jealous of the time and attention…

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Some Archie comics were dirty...

http://smg.photobucket.com/user/ian02302/media/cover337.jpg.html

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Vegas Recommendations now that OG sucks

Headed to Vegas in a few weeks for work. I had gotten in the habit of hitting OG in the afternoon and spending about $100 for the old VHM booth dances. I assume those days are over now. So…

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First time back at the SC in a while

So I went back to my favorite strip club for the first time Ina few months, rather interesting visit.... 1. I met Gawker's ATF and got a few dancers from her. I had PM'd Gawker a few weeks ago to see…

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Negotiating With EX-Strippers

Is is still okay to ask for sexual favors from an ex-favorite who hasn't danced in 3 years? She texted me and told me her electric was about to be shut off. I feel guilty about asking…

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OTC Question No 1

I had a seemingly good OTC prospect last night. But she raised two issues that I don't know how to handle. Here's the first one. Second one to follow. Any advice? I was running my usual OTC system…

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Would you fuck a dude in the ass with a strap on for $100,000.00?

Funny prank https://youtu.be/jp6PB-SjSz0

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Mckees Rocks PA 2 AMer

MCKEES ROCKS, Pa. — County police and other investigators have been trying to piece together a shooting at a Pittsburgh-area strip club that has left two people dead, and possibly one more wounded. The shooting occurred about 4:30 a.m. Friday as…

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Naked hookers in boxing match after dispute over $80

Three hookers stripped and engaged in a boxing match — complete with a referee and a cameraman — to settle a dispute over money at a Harlem townhouse, sources told The Post. Two of the 20-something prostitutes, known as “Yaya” and…

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A bold NFL prediction

Only one team in the NFC east will finish with a winning record, and that team will be 9-7.

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College Football Upsets

Who will look like a god damn genius predicting an upset this weekend? Who do you think will bring an upset in the top 25? I say Arizona upsets UCLA although Michigan over BYU looks tempting too.

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becoming a stripper

i need to know like everything there is about becoming a stripper because im not gunna lie financial stability is failing right now and its like last resort so some help please thanks

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Super Blood Moon and Lunar eclipse Sunday evening

http://www.accuweather.com/en/weather-news/when-is-lunar-eclipse-supermoon-harvest-blood-moon-viewing-conditions-map-forecast/52538422 We're all doomed. Are you going to watch it Sunday night? Going to party?

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Julianna playhouse Burlington nj

Anybody know what she does to them and let's you do to her? Much appreciated

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Offtopic Do you Feel Lucky?

In the 50's at my location all evening. coldest temp until Canada I heard. http://www.intellicast.com/National/Temperature/Current.aspx the above may change before you see green.

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If you think San Diego strip clubs are tame, you can always go out on a fishing

http://energy1037.cbslocal.com/2015/09/21/watch-watch-killer-whale-chase-fishermen-near-point-loma/#.VgF8GGdvMUw.facebook

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This is what happened to Jared since he can't eat Subway anymore....

http://www.landingstanding.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/this_is_not_real-e1354232615701.jpg

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Tits – Firm or Soft (could also apply to tacos I guess :))

I am not sure if the subject of tits has been discussed on the board b/f :) - but this thread will be focused on the sub-category of firm vs soft tits. As I may have mentioned once b/f (I can't…

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Three new Articles

There are 3 new Articles posted in case you're interested

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Did I miss a memo?

I started clubbing over 20 years ago, and went solidly up until about 8 years ago.  I took a few years off but about 3 years ago started frequenting again.  And I noticed a major change.  I've been in clubs all…

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Asking for fellatio.

When negotiation for extras ITC or OTC what terminology do you most often use for fellatio? I usually ask for head.

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I'm back again :)

http://imgbox.com/g/9k2VdG7CiW

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OT Discussion

Have you ever seen graffiti on a high bridge and thought to yourself, "How the hell did they get up there?"

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Jerickson Found Alive and Well Eating All the Waffles at Costco and a Punching O

Jerickson hasn't posted in awhile. But here he is. There's even a selfie. http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-costco-shopper-78-punched-in-fight-over-free-nutella-waffle-sample-20150921-story.html

Every Monger Should Visit Brazil at Least Once

Recently went to Brazil on business. Then extended trip by a few days for fun. And we know TUSCL members are not pimple-laced nubes visiting strip clubs. We've got black-belts in strip-club-ology that equate goodness to mileage. So why not turn to Backpage for ultimate mileage? Short answer - the majority of backpage service providers are not attractive. Some are gross. And there is not much of try before you buy. A Strip Club on the other hand allows selection - looks, talk, sample dances - and then go further or simply chill. Of course such use of Strip Clubs in USA for this purpose annoys the "nice and clean" homey dancers. So here is the main point of…

Best Sex I ever had in a Strip Club - Close to the Best Ever.

I went to a strip club recently on a weekday evening. It was a decent little place that allowed the girls to offer a menu but some girls did and some didn't (the place shall remain nameless). The place was slow. I ordered my beer to sip on (cheaper than a water). The next thing I know a cute little tatted blond, a 7 because she had tats, without she would have been 8, in her early twenties, A/B cup with nice legs and butt, is on my lap wiggling her butt on my junk. She then slides onto my leg and replaced her butt with her hand. We begin to chat a little and I…

Some Adelitas and Tijuana Pointers and Advice

Let me explain the right way to have fun in Tijuana WITHOUT risk of getting robbed and beaten half to death. BTW - this shit rarely happens now of days BUT - It can still happen if not careful. I'm Mexican and I still watch my back when I got out there. First off, if you're from L.A (like me) and driving, my best advice is to park right across from the border (which it's $10 flat fee) walk into T.J and get a cab to drive you there. The cost is about $5,$6. The perk to this is when you come back - you don't have to do that 2-3hr wait in line in your car when the cab…

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Strippers who resemble girls from your past

Wonder if this has ever happened to anyone. I was at the local club a few nights ago and noticed a stripper that looked a bit like a hot girl I used to know in high school. After chatting with her…

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"A woman is over the hill as soon as she’s old enough to drink"

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3243803/Research-shows-men-attracted-women-early-20s-no-matter-old-get.html?ito=social-twitter_mailonline

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Suck it!

Tits that is

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Did you ever?

Did you ever suck on a dancers tit and milk shot out of your nose?

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I smell shills

https://www.tuscl.net/club.php?ID=4445 3 reviews by 3 guys that just registered on a club with no previous reviews. I flagged all 3.

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What is confidence?

A lot of people will say women luv a confident man. I've always wondered about this as I am not supremely confident (internally anyway) myself. I always get told by strangers that I'm confident, but I know I get nervous…

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So if both were real women which would you sleep with?

You all know Barbie but what about Lammily. This doll is "real" which of course means heavier (because thinner people apparently aren't real). She even gets period. http://www.eonline.com/news/699154/lammily-the-normal-barbie-has-a-brand-new-accessory-menstrual-pads. Back when I danced some clubs hired women who looked like Lammily…

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Where should i go to strip for pheasant season?

Need to get a nice club that provided me housing

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Periodic reminder that johnsmith69 is gay!

title says it all! Lol!

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I want to work in south dakota

Well, im from AZ and i have been told best clubs for pheasant season are in SD. I want to go so bad but then i will need a rental car and i don't have credit cards. ( debit only)…

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Turns out you can be happily married to a srripper

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3246521/My-husband-loves-watching-pole-tricks-Married-stripper-makes-1-000-night-lifts-lid-double-life.html

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An example of why a threesome should involve two women, and never two men

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3246445/Yale-student-jumped-window-threesome-stabbing-best-friend-felt-getting-attention-female-cohort.html

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LA/COI Questions

I'm planning to go clubbing in LA or COI next Wednesday (Sept 30). A coule of questions. 1. What's the status of LE actions in COI? This seemed to be a big deal a few months ago but…

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Looking for Olivia and Amber

Trying to find out where Olivia and Amber are working?? They were working at Dreams Atlanta but haven't seen in a while

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Where is Olivia and Amber?

Trying to find out where Olivia and Amber went to work? They were working at Dreams Gentlemens Club Atlanta but haven't seen in a while.

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N word vs Cracker..which is worse?.....duhhh

http://40.media.tumblr.com/52990d92f703cf542426a125c481a2c9/tumblr_n1u34sxmRZ1sg9ua1o1_500.png

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Milk

It does a body good. I drank so much that my nipples fell off.

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This is where Dream Stripper came from......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVHAQX5sSaU

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OT: dachshunds rule!

Brilliant! Nuclear sausage dog demands belly rubs ... or else! www.scoopnest.com/user/io9/646127276078333952

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OT: airlines you swear you'll never fly again

F'ing USAir. Missed my connecting flight to DTW (by 5 f'ing minutes!) so I am stuck in Philly for a few hours. Have sworn multiple times that I would not fly USAir again, but I had points to use…

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What It's Really Like to Be a Married Stripper

If I don't date a stripper, should I marry one? http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/news/a46623/what-its-like-to-be-a-married-stripper/

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10 Reasons Why You Should Date A Stripper

I agree with 9 out of the 10 reasons. But could there be a downside? http://www.mtlblog.com/2015/09/10-reasons-why-you-should-date-a-stripper/#

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Does A Schnauzer Work As Well As A Dachshund?

My wife, Andrea, found out that our dog, a Schnauzer, could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could…

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Tell me the last thing you put your finger in

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3245182/My-wife-Steve-Harvey-gets-shock-life-Family-Feud-contestant-reveals-place-stuck-finger.html

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RIP: Yogi Berra

"When you come to a fork in the road, take it"

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2 Broke Girls

Which one do you lime better? I pick the brunette with the boobs! https://youtu.be/XpZHmK0u7sg

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Pope Francis

http://www.cnn.com/2015/09/22/politics/pope-francis-america-congress-visit/ What you say about his visit to the USA?

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Breaking up

Would you rather break up with your favorite dancers Bra or Panties?

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Dancers on drugs

What should be done and how do you report a dancer on drugs....one of the dancers ( Casey.) Not sure of her dance name...she likes to hang out at the a substance abuse program for men...in utica...she has tricked with…

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Dancers on drugs

What should be done and how do you report a dancer on drugs....one of the dancers ( Casey.) Not sure of her dance name...she likes to hang out at the a substance abuse program for men...in utica...she has tricked with…

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OK, I know was was non-brilliant...

...but c'mon Papi_Chulo, help a relative newbie out! You seem like a brilliant guy! Can I count on you for Miami advice if I take a Miami vacation? (I'm actually thinking of scheduling one) I'm going to be serious for a…

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How many times can you review the same club?

jat70 Joined Jun 2009 Clubs Reviewed: 1 Total Reviews: 53 https://www.tuscl.net/u.php?UID=199468 Shill? Or Dil doe?

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proper ettiquette or whose to blame

Lets say I'm dating a stripper or about to date a stripper or are at club where some stripper cant stop eyeing Me saying I'm her one etc,,,. In the club near the stage or in a wide open chair…

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She thought she was dealing with a legit business and not a shady strip club

From a recent review of King of Diamonds (a black club) in Harvey, IL: Well I must say I will never visit this establishment again ever for any reason. Not even if Boosie came and all who knows me know I…

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Ding! Ding! Ding!

Follies ATL seems to be getting more popular than ever b/f – lots of recent reviews – I just looked at its TUSCL webpage and it currently is sitting at exactly 1500 reviews – damn!!!

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Headed to Flint, Friday afternoon

Guys - headed to flint this comig Friday afternoon. Any suggestions on spots to hit or avoid. Also if parlors are better then clubs?! Thanks ahead of time!

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The Dream Stripper aka DS

Some of you like to make fun of JohnSmith for his DS concept, but I know where's he coming from. He's saying his girl is a DS for him, not necessarily everyone else. That being said have you ever had a…

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SC tipping

Why bother tipping bartenders in a SC when drinks are overpriced? If they want extra money, they should get on stage. Strippers are the ones who don't get a paycheck. Other thoughts on this?

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What would you do?

If you took a dancer to vip and she had a tattoo on her ass that said Crazyjoe was here?

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My ATF Quit/Fired!

Seems she got a b/f who is supporting her and quit - or was fired; she was vague on details. I talked with her last night on the phone and she seems happy to be taken care of for…

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Showgirls

Showgirls was biggest, most publicized movie about strippers that Hollywood ever produced. It was also one of the worst movies I have ever seen (and I've seen Sharknado.) Here the director defends his picture: http://www.playboy.com/articles/director-paul-verhoeven-looks-back-on-showgirls?utm_source=fb&utm_medium=social&utm_content=entertainment&utm_campaign=showgirls

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Strippers Cavort At Public Golf Course

Finally a reason I might go golfing. http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2015/09/21/2-investigators-strippers-cavort-at-taxpayer-assisted-golf-course/

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A guaranteed system to make every job interview successful

But it only works for large breasted women. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3244542/Naked-ambition-Student-21-lands-job-news-reader-Albanian-TV-showing-breasts-open-screen-tests.html

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The End

If you're tired of my DS drama, I understand. I really do. Just skip this post if you're sick of it. Sometimes I'm tired of it too. But several people asked what happened last night at her…

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PL of the day, or should we say possibly the decade

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/09/21/david-cameron-accused-of-sex-act-with-a-dead-pig.html

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Man, I love being single now...

This is awesome. I Don't Give A Fuck if some girl was to try to extort me too! Too funny. https://www.yahoo.com/news/model-tries-extort-2-000-194420873.html

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She used to work in a coffee shop

So locally the dancer quality has been going downhill. I have a CF, but she's been real flaky lately. All of this was leading me thinking of taking a few months off from clubbing. However the other night I met…

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OT: Funny yo momma jokes

What's the difference between 3 dicks and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke.