Platinum Cabaret
822 E 21st St Yuma, AZ 85365

Meh...

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gwaithe
Dec 3, 2015, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

Was here on a trip and thought I'd check it out in the late evening. First time here, and I figured on a Saturday night there would be a lot of dancers, but I must have been too early. It was around 10:00 PM so maybe I was too early? I'm not sure and didn't stay long enough to ask (or care). There were multiple dancers that did a damn good job on the pole, but really weren't very attractive to me. Most of them seemed to have some chubby thighs and small boobs. One latina girl came up to me and offered a LD but I declined. I just wasn't attracted. The hottest girl in the place was the waitress. She was a short blonde with a nice rack and I asked if she would give me a dance and she obliged! :) I was pretty stoked and she gave me a real nice topless lapdance. It was nice enough, but not much other than her boobs in my face and a lot of grinding. Don't get me wrong I loved it, but I usually like a be able to touch a little more. The security guard was basically standing right next to me the whole time which was kinda weird. I'd go back for sure for another dance with that waitress. But it was a little pricy, $30 for one private dance. Pretty sure the table dances were $15. Next time I'll have to try out the one in Winterhaven, or go at a later time. Overall it wasn't too bad for such a small town! I didn't really expect any better. The location wasn't that odd, like some people said about it being in an industrial park, but I've seen worse.

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