I expected some kind of Polish joke, but the story seems serious. So I'll post one:
Q. Why did the Polish man leave the strip club in a huff? A. Because he didn't see any Poles dancing.
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Q: Do you know why the new football stadium they built in Warsaw could not be used? A: No matter where you sat you were behind a Pole.
Q: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? A: The pilot got cold, so he turned off the fan.
Q: Did you know that Poland just bought 12,000 septic tanks? A: As soon as they learn how to drive 'em, they are going to invade Russia.
Q: What's the motto of the Poland? A: Every man for himself.
Q: How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub? A: Throw in a bar of soap.
Q: Why are there no ice cubes in Poland? A: They forgot the recipe.
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill? A: They stop delivering.
Q: How do you ruin a Polish party? A: Flush the punch bowl.
Q: What is long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night? A: A new last name.
Q: What happened to the Polish National Library? A: Someone stole the book.
Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children? A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Hindu.
Q: What did the Polish mother say when her daughter announced that she was pregnant? A: "Are you sure it's yours?"
Q: Why did the Polak sell his water skis? A: He couldn't find a lake with a hill in it.
Q: What do Poles do with all their gold medals? A: Go home and got them bronzed.