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Q: Do you know why the new football stadium they built in Warsaw could not be used?
A: No matter where you sat you were behind a Pole.

Q: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash?
A: The pilot got cold, so he turned off the fan.

Q: Did you know that Poland just bought 12,000 septic tanks?
A: As soon as they learn how to drive 'em, they are going to invade Russia.

Q: What's the motto of the Poland?
A: Every man for himself.

Q: How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub?
A: Throw in a bar of soap.

Q: Why are there no ice cubes in Poland?
A: They forgot the recipe.

Q: What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill?
A: They stop delivering.

Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?
A: Flush the punch bowl.

Q: What is long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night?
A: A new last name.

Q: What happened to the Polish National Library?
A: Someone stole the book.

Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?
A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Hindu.

Q: What did the Polish mother say when her daughter announced that she was pregnant?
A: "Are you sure it's yours?"

Q: Why did the Polak sell his water skis?
A: He couldn't find a lake with a hill in it.

Q: What do Poles do with all their gold medals?
A: Go home and got them bronzed.