The only thing I like about Kobe is his wife, and that's not saying much since she (like most Latina women) is aging as gracefully as the pint of sour cream in my fridge that expired back in Feb 2014. Jordan was, and still is a dick, but he was so much more graceful at being a dick than Kobe could ever be.
With that being said, will you make the effort to attempt to see him on his farewell tour?
I live a minimum of 3 hours (driving) from an NBA arena, but I would book tickets tomorrow for a Jan or Feb date if I had at least a 50% confidence that he won't be injured and out for the season by then. I don't, I'm betting by Jan 1, 2016 he fucks something up on his body.


The only Kobe I would drive 3 hours for is a fine steak. I would only do that if someone else is buying. As much as I love a fine piece of meat, I would rather spend my money in the vip.