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OT: Kobe - Will You Attempt To See Him On His Farewell Tour?

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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.

The only thing I like about Kobe is his wife, and that's not saying much since she (like most Latina women) is aging as gracefully as the pint of sour cream in my fridge that expired back in Feb 2014. Jordan was, and still is a dick, but he was so much more graceful at being a dick than Kobe could ever be.

With that being said, will you make the effort to attempt to see him on his farewell tour?

I live a minimum of 3 hours (driving) from an NBA arena, but I would book tickets tomorrow for a Jan or Feb date if I had at least a 50% confidence that he won't be injured and out for the season by then. I don't, I'm betting by Jan 1, 2016 he fucks something up on his body.

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whodey

The only Kobe I would drive 3 hours for is a fine steak. I would only do that if someone else is buying. As much as I love a fine piece of meat, I would rather spend my money in the vip.

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just_the_nuts

Shalynn you should really stop posting because your pissing off the other board members

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shailynn

^^^^ shut up Joose

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JamesSD

Absolutely not.
I will watch KG on TV.

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warhawks

Hell no. I wouldn't drive 3 minutes, let alone 3 hours.

Who is this Kobe dude anyways?

Basketball is boring as all hell.

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just_the_nuts

It's ok shaylnn i got that troll on ignore

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shailynn

"The only Kobe I would drive 3 hours for is a fine steak. I would only do that if someone else is buying. As much as I love a fine piece of meat, I would rather spend my money in the vip."

Whodey, you have Cinci Bearcats to watch anyway... BTW - do you miss Bobby Huggins?

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Missionary

Yes!

Kobe! Kobe! Kobe!

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motorhead

This joke was funny like 12 years ago

Q: Why is Kobe Bryant so confident that he'll rebound well after this scandal?

A: Because he'll be the tallest player on the prison team.

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JohnSmith69

I'm likely taking a stripper on a trip to LA this winter so we might go to a Lakers game. But just because I used to be a lakers fan.

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shailynn

^^^^ Prior to him announcing his retirement, a Clippers ticket was the 'hard' ticket to get in LA, that may have changed as long as Kobe plays in the game.

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Missionary

Shut the fuck up Motor, pay respect to the legend Kobe. You a Detroit guy right? You were probably into Dennis Rodman on the Bad Boy Pistons. Hell word on the street is you and Dennis gave Caitlyn Jenner a bukkake.

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Clubber

Never been to any pro game and maybe two or three college BB games. Not enough interest to pay $$$ to go.

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Clubber

YEAH, motor! What makes you think you can have an opinion that differs from Mission's?

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shailynn

I can confirm that Motorhead was in Lilttle Darlings in fabulous Flint Michigan on Saturday night this past weekend, so I don't think he was participating in bukkakes

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mjx01

f-no. The time to see Kobe would have been before he was crippled (by NBA standards)... just like the time to see MJ was the 1998 tour in all it glory, not the only man wizard tour.

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rh48hr

I wouldn't go out of my way to watch him. If I had some tickets given to me to go to a game against the suns I'd consider it. But I'm not a fan of Kobe.

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mikeya02

Missionary, Motor was cheering when Kobe single-handedly fucked up the 2004 finals vs Detroit with his crappy shooting

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IHearVoices

I thought about it, but the only time he'll be anywhere close at a time I can go is 4/8 at New Orleans (5 hours away). Between the fact that I'll just be getting back from Dallas and the strong possibility that he may not play - it's the fourth to last game of the season, and NO isn't exactly NYC or Chicago or Philly in terms of basketball tradition - I decided not to chance it.

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ATACdawg

I might go to see his last game, but only to make sure the stake has been driven deep enough into his heart. Then again, I am a Celtics fan....

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Supremeruler

Never got to see Jordan so I would go when they vs bulls if he still playing.

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twentyfive

I never cared much for Kobe I always thought he was a selfish player there are several players that I think are more entertaining and he not one of my favorites.

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rockstar666

I wish I could see Derrick Rose's farewell tour but unfortunately we're stuck with him for a few more years. He'll be the first MVP to not make the Hall Of Fame in NBA history.

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