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How is Cam newton like a fig newton?

They are both soft and crumble under pressure

8 comments

  • crazyjoe
    9 years ago
    Nice!
  • rockstar666
    9 years ago
    They are both sweet in small doses, but make you sick in large ones.
  • just_the_nuts
    9 years ago
    Lmfao
  • motorhead
    9 years ago
    Dumb white girls think he's a date
  • sclvr5005
    9 years ago
    Lol nice one!
  • rockstar666
    9 years ago
    @motor: Thai girls too. My pretend g/f is all over on how cute he is. She couldn't care less about his game or post game interview. I guess we're like that with dancers too.
  • vincemichaels
    9 years ago
    I'm glad, I never liked that cookie. I expected Bam Bam and his boys to win. Now that we see the boy behind the man. All I gotta say is TOO BAD, BABY !!
  • minnow
    9 years ago
    You're about a half century late with that nickname, pal. Google "General Lloyd "Fig" Newton". Two Vietnam tours, 3 year tour with Thunderbirds (Narrator, Slot, and Wing Positions). Made 4 Star General. Active post retirement corporate career. THAT Newton makes a far better role model for youth than a prima donna athlete.
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