What It’s Like To Watch The Super Bowl In A Strip Club
jackslash
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"Who watches big sporting events from a gentleman’s club?"
TUSCLers?
http://uproxx.com/sports/super-bowl-50-s…
TUSCLers?
http://uproxx.com/sports/super-bowl-50-s…
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It is difficult to pay attention to the game while a hot young girl is massaging your crotch with her hand.
You cannot see the game from VIP.
You cannot carry on an intelligent conversation with loud stripper music pounding and hot women flashing tits and more, especially on third downs..
Strippers are NOT impressed when you ignore them to watch Denver's defense swarm Newton.
It can be painful to jump up in response to an interception while a stripper is holding your junk.
I've watched plenty of regular games though. Thursday night football at Diamond Dolls was a good time at least 2-3 weeks this year. A few years ago when the Heat were in the middle of their run watching the regular season games against good teams was a blast.
That being said, I enjoy the Super Bowl at a relative's house every year. It's a tradition. He always has plenty of catered food and booze, a large room to watch it in and about 30 people show up. I can always go to the club and I wouldn't want to miss the party.
Back in 2012 and 2013 when I visited Tootsies more often, I would sometimes make a day out of it watching a game I wanted; having a steak dinner from their kitchen; and then hitting the main-floor for some T&A and LDs.
And then cause you've gotten 'em pissed off, they still expect you to give them a tip.
SJG