Damn it's a slow morning. Are you losers all at church? Here's another recent development from my life with strippers to try to wake people up.
Dancer friend, a good regular, tells me about how she is going to start doing porn. At one point I say that I would love to be on the set of a porn production and watch her fuck another woman. She likes lesbian porn. I have long suspected that this might be the dancer that I have my first threesome with. She says ok, she is allowed to bring one person to a porn video shoot for security. She says she wants to take her lawyer to her first porn production.
Obviously I understand that there are lots of ways this might not work out, even though it was clearly a serious offer. She hasn't even made a porn video yet, although she is well on her way. But if it did work out, I think this would be really hot to be on the set of a genuine porn shoot. Sure, my fantasy of the producer grabbing me and throwing me into the middle of the scene probably won't happen. But you never know. It's kinda nice to have an old guy fucking scene sometimes.
Has anybody ever been involved in any way in a professional porn production? And no Rech, iPhone videos of you jerking off on the toilet don't qualify as professional porn.
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last commentNever been on set at a porno movie but I bet it's like sausage manufacturing if you enjoy porn now after you see what goes into it you may wish that you didn't know how it was made!
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A few years ago I ran into a stripper at one of my favorite clubs that told me the the next day she was going to be in her first porno and she wanted to practice on me. She was no more than a 5 so I passed both ITC and OTC. I had no desire to fuck her or see her get fucked.
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^^^ it's amazing what the right camera angle can do for some people.
Actually I'd say about 60% of all girls I see in porn these days, I think to myself "who the fucks wants to masturbate to that ugly girl?"
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Several years back when I was at a club, the DJ put a video up on the big screen TV's. It was a porno the dancer on stage just finished. It was not at all sexually exciting.
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There's a reason male porn actors need fluffers. The process isn't all that exciting, even if the final product is.
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I used to be a regular for two dancers in two different cities who were small time porn stars. One on Mano Job and the other just had her own porn website. They never offered the kind of services in the club that they did on film so I got pissed and dropped them. LOL!
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We saw Teagan Presley and Alexis Texas in person. What may be a 9 or 10 on film was lucky to be a 7 in person. They both looked 10-15 years older than they are. Saggy skin, cellulite, rippling implants, wrinkles. Alexis Texas' ass was obviously saggy and showing a good deal of cellulite. While both of these women are hot on camera it is obvious what plenty of make up and good camera angles can accomplish.
I'd go watch a porn shoot or 2 but after that I'd probably pass. Just like with any film shoot you'll be sitting around for 8 hours just to get a 15 minute scene.
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