A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?" He answered, "No." The next question, intended for applicants who had answered, "Yes," was "Why?" The lawyer answered it, "Never got caught."
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Has John Smith heard this one?
Feb 10, 2016, 2:12 PM
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Good one!
Me: It is so fucking cold today you would not believe it.
Tuscl: Really, how cold is it.
Me: It's so cold that I actually had my hands in my own pockets.
So John, what kinda gas mileage you getting blasting down the highways at 90mph and with your Dream Strippers and running your high end radar detector?
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I don't exceed the speed limit with her. Too many drugs in her purse.
Mikey, funny joke.
Any highway sightings of JohnSmith, blasting along at 90mph? He seems to go everywhere.
SJG
Here's another for those that want a laugh, JS69's earlier post reminded me of this one. Q)What's the difference between infatuation, love, and true love A) Spit, swallow and gargle
Don't believe all the stuff you hear. Twentyfive is not so bad, at least no always.
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Mikeya02 and I haven't seen eye to eye all that often. But on this one, he is dead on right!
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