Has John Smith heard this one?

8 comments

• san_jose_guy

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  9 years ago

  Mikeya02 and I haven't seen eye to eye all that often. But on this one, he is dead on right!
  
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  SJG
  
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• crazyjoe

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  9 years ago

  Good one!
• JohnSmith69

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  9 years ago

  Me: It is so fucking cold today you would not believe it.
  
  Tuscl: Really, how cold is it.
  
  Me: It's so cold that I actually had my hands in my own pockets.
• san_jose_guy

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  9 years ago

  So John, what kinda gas mileage you getting blasting down the highways at 90mph and with your Dream Strippers and running your high end radar detector?
  
  SJG
  
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• JohnSmith69

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  9 years ago

  I don't exceed the speed limit with her. Too many drugs in her purse.
  
  Mikey, funny joke.
• san_jose_guy

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  9 years ago

  Any highway sightings of JohnSmith, blasting along at 90mph? He seems to go everywhere.
  
  SJG
• twentyfive

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  9 years ago

  Here's another for those that want a laugh, JS69's earlier post reminded me of this one.
  Q)What's the difference between infatuation, love, and true love
  A) Spit, swallow and gargle
• san_jose_guy

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  9 years ago

  Don't believe all the stuff you hear. Twentyfive is not so bad, at least no always.
  
  SJG