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Has John Smith heard this one?

mikeya02

10 yrs ago · 1 min read

A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?" He answered, "No." The next question, intended for applicants who had answered, "Yes," was "Why?" The lawyer answered it, "Never got caught."

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san_jose_guy
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crazyjoe

Good one!

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JohnSmith69

Me: It is so fucking cold today you would not believe it.

Tuscl: Really, how cold is it.

Me: It's so cold that I actually had my hands in my own pockets.

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san_jose_guy

So John, what kinda gas mileage you getting blasting down the highways at 90mph and with your Dream Strippers and running your high end radar detector?

SJG

Muddy Waters & The Rolling Stones - Baby Please Don't Go - Live At Checkerboard Lounge youtube.com

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JohnSmith69

I don't exceed the speed limit with her. Too many drugs in her purse.

Mikey, funny joke.

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san_jose_guy

Any highway sightings of JohnSmith, blasting along at 90mph? He seems to go everywhere.

SJG

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twentyfive

Here's another for those that want a laugh, JS69's earlier post reminded me of this one. Q)What's the difference between infatuation, love, and true love A) Spit, swallow and gargle

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san_jose_guy

Don't believe all the stuff you hear. Twentyfive is not so bad, at least no always.

SJG

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