You might be a stripper if...
poledancer83
Narnia
Read of few of these signs that you might be a (teacher doctor accountant etc.) if things on the internet so here is one you might be a stripper if
If your wallet is a crown royal bag
You wear a bra and panties more at work then you do outside of work.
You answer to your stripper name when some says it and they aren't talking to you.
You use fuck as a comma.
your biggest problem is finding a place to eat at 4am.
You carry two sticks of deodorant one for your underarms and one to reduce razor burns on you pussy. Don't laugh it works
Glitter is your favorite color.
Make up bag is far more important than anything else in your car.
You have every scent bath and body works ever made.
The amount you are behind on bills is directly proportionate to how much money you want to make tonight.
You can drink your body weight in grey goose and still spin around a pole better then most.
Tequilla makes your clothes fall off which is great until your not at work... has happened and the hotel still bans me lol
Any other ones that you guys have I would love to hear em. Shout out to all my fellow dancers on here and to all the guys to pay our bills lol :)
If your wallet is a crown royal bag
You wear a bra and panties more at work then you do outside of work.
You answer to your stripper name when some says it and they aren't talking to you.
You use fuck as a comma.
your biggest problem is finding a place to eat at 4am.
You carry two sticks of deodorant one for your underarms and one to reduce razor burns on you pussy. Don't laugh it works
Glitter is your favorite color.
Make up bag is far more important than anything else in your car.
You have every scent bath and body works ever made.
The amount you are behind on bills is directly proportionate to how much money you want to make tonight.
You can drink your body weight in grey goose and still spin around a pole better then most.
Tequilla makes your clothes fall off which is great until your not at work... has happened and the hotel still bans me lol
Any other ones that you guys have I would love to hear em. Shout out to all my fellow dancers on here and to all the guys to pay our bills lol :)
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You use your stripper name so much you forget what your real name is.
SJG
Just thought of that one cause that's how I take my make up off lol
SJG
But I also do think facials are important. If the girl is going to make up for me, like for a photo session. She deserves to get that.
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-You find stray money (usually $1's) around your house all the time.
-You can also find plenty of forgotten $1's in the bottom of your purses.
-You're standing in line somewhere and accidentally start shaking your ass or grinding your hips.
-You see girls dancing at a regular bar or club and immediately want to show them how it's really done.
-You're walking past a stop sign and stop to do a few pole tricks on it.
- You have bruises all over your knees/legs.
-You don't give a shit how you look when you're running casual errands because you are not getting paid for it.
-You bitch about a "bad night" but still made more than your non-stripper friends make in a week.
-You probably own Victoria's Secret PINK brand hoodies, thongs, yoga pants, and possibly duffel bag.
-You overtip regularly.
-You can't stand cheap men.
-You buy babywipes in excess.
-You've answered the door for the FedEx or UPS guy in your underwear and then apologized.
-You've hung your g-strings up in the backseat of your car with the windows rolled down so they will dry as you drive.
-When you randomly take two weeks off work because your bank account is fine and you just don't feel like working.
- you buy your everything in 1$ bills
- you can count money faster than anyone you know
-when ever you hear any song your first thought is, "I should dance to that tonight!"
-you can't go to a regular dance club with friends without busting out inappropriate dance moves
-you carry baby wipes with you in your purse everywhere
-you get irritated on the inside when you see people that can't dance and want to show them how its done
- most of your stories start out "So last night at the club...."
- you sleep all day and are up all night
- you can out drink all of your male and female friends
- you do shots of grey goose and various whiskey like you were drinking a glass of water
-your 10x stronger then you actually appear.
-you can't go to a regular dance club with friends without busting out inappropriate dance moves
-you carry baby wipes with you in your purse everywhere
-you sleep all day and are up all night
-your 10x stronger then you actually appear.
SJG
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