Instagram = Eye Porn

They never tell you what you need to know.

2/10/2016 6:41:45 PM

So even though I'm a younger guy on here, and a technology junkie (always buying the latest gadgets). I have for the most part shunned all social media. I have a Facebook account and I haven't even logged on in a month. I removed the app from my phone as well. Anyway I had a Twitter account and Instagram account just to view stuff, not to post. They always got hacked so I deleted those too.

Anyway thanks to juice posting the barista bitches I created another Instagram account and holy shit! I searched for a few of my hobbies (certain cars, sneakers, etc.) and along with some coffee girls every time I open Instagram it's like porn for my eyes. Recommend it to any old farts for entertainment - I'm a pre-old fart.

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JamesSD

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9 years ago

Yeah, instagram is half softcore porn. Some strippers are even on it.

gawker

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9 years ago

My new CF doesn't have a FB account but has an Instagram account, so I opened my own account and can also communicate with her through it. She hasn't posted any racy pics, but she has some nice professional shots from some modeling she did and I've gone chasing links from her account to friends & relatives accounts. It's amazing the picture that develops as you study the postings. She also has a lot of memes posted (I.e. "Everyone loves you when their gunna cum") very interesting medium.

bvino

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9 years ago

The way that technology constantly turns over your instagram will label you as an old fart by later this year. E-mail is what I use and THAT is old fart territory already.

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