Seriously?! No "Fuck Tha Police?"
Bandit5160
South Carolina
Last night a stripper I was with and I decided to request the DJ play NWA's "Fuck Tha Police" for her to dance to during her stage set. The DJ told us he was not allowed to play that song. Why the hell not?! Censorship in a strip club? How dumb! I mean everybody in there hates the fucking police! They're the ones runing strip clubs with stupid ass rules that make things less fun, even requiring pasties in some places, and all that bullshit. They're also the ones waiting outside clubs for people to leave and then pulling them over and accusing them of DUI...they did that to me once and I hadn't even drank that night! So I'll sing it loud and proud..."FUCK THA POLICE COMING STRAIGHT OUT THA UNDAGROUND..."
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Also, the cops didn't make the rules but they're supposed to enforce them. Doubtless there are lots of asshole cops that abuse their powers but some are ok guys. Hating all of them is just like hating everyone from a certain race or country, there are good and bad among every demographic.
Strip clubs are notorious for having trouble (fights, shootings, etc.) and although some clubs take every step to avoid those problems they still happen. Who comes to the aid of the club when those problems arise? The police, so it's in the best interest of the club to keep them on their good side, and to do that, a simple complaint of "freedom of speech" gets overruled.
Cops, like strippers, are people too. Some are complete dicks, others are total cunts, but the majority are people doing a dangerous job. But they do that job because they want to matter, to make a difference. I think if you treat them as people, maybe make them laugh, you get off easier. I know I have. If you have that many problems with cops, you have likely brought it on yourself.
Blue lives matter.
Also, gammanu95 +1.
The First Amendment has nothing to do with what a business chooses to do. It deals with what the government can impose.
The DJ wouldn't play "You Light Up My Life" either
I agree. The music determines the clientele, and therefore the security policies of the SC. Play POD, System of a Down, and Metallica, or Katy Perry and Taylor Swift and you dont need metal detectors or DL ID scanning. Play Fetty Wap and Rihanna, now you need metal detectors, DL ID scanning, and making customers pose for mugshots on entry.
Now I read it and feel I need to contribute. I'm guessing this won't be a popular opinion but...
Wow. OP is a piece of work.
Think about what it would be like without cops. A VAST majority are serious about their work and are terribly underpaid considering the risk they take, their sacrifices, and the service they provide. Just like the military and teachers.
"The police have probably taken money out of the pockets of all that club's employees, including the DJ, with their antics. " Obviously no evidence or probably wouldn't have been used.
"I really bonded with that girl last night by swapping stories with her of why we both hated the police with such passion! Her dedicated police hate gave me such a boner! "
She probably would have been just as passionate about eating PB&J sandwiches if you said you were. Whatever it takes to separate a PL from their $.
"I WISH he'd DARED to try and pull me over without cause! Shit would've went DOWN!"
Yeah. You would have gone down. That would have been funny to see.
Of course this is just a troll post, but I still had fun replying.