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Jun 8, 2016, 10:16 AM
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gammanu95
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Don't take him literally, but you had better take him seriously.

I read some interesting trivia today that could explain why some fake boobs look and feel like bowling balls. They might be, in fact, bowling balls. Not really, but in the early days of cosmetic breast augmentation, doctors used glass, ivory, polyester, and even ox cartilage. Must have been for those "look but don't touch" Orlando clubs. Also, if you want to see breasts without paying a cover charge or buying a two drink minimum, it is legal for women to go topless in Hawaii, Maine, New York, Iowa, and Texas. Texas!?

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JohnSmith69

I predict that women going topless will be a constitutionally protected right within ten years. Five years if Trump is elected.

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shailynn

How is the law written in those states.

Does that mean a female can go anywhere topless if she wishes? Like next time I'm at the water park in Dallas I should expect to see some boobies?!? Lol

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gammanu95

Not Dallas, but Austin is way more liberal.

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rockstar666

You can be sun tanning topless in Central Park, as long as you're not exhibiting lewd or lascivious behavior. So no stripper moves! But simply being topless in public is legal.

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gammanu95

It's an evolutionary " fight or flight" response to avoid level 5 clingers. Obvious not a problem in a strip club, but it's our genetic hardwiring.

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gammanu95

Damn it, posted that to the wrong thread.

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flagooner

They recently passed a local ordinance that makes it a civil offense to display my man boobs.

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JamesSD

Topless laws are one area feminists and us perverted dudes agree. I do feel like NYC may be a long term trend setter, although it likely will be a local issue for a while.

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Corvus

The trouble with topless women in public is that most of the women who will do this are not the one's we want to look at.

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TxVegas

^^ agreed

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Papi_Chulo

Boobies are boobies, I don't mind seeing all under 60-yrs of age

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a21985
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gammanu95

I wish I could un-see most of those. You should pass a TUSCL Perv Panel (chaired by me) to get a license to go topless.

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rockstar666

The irony that the thread gammanu95 posted is labeled "NSFW"...like what happens on a public street in an orderly fashion is unsafe in an office, is both sad and hilarious.

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